Transformers: Dark of the Moon Page #6

We should do something about it.

B.

I need to know why they're killing humans.

What say we call in the expert?

My next guest, is a former American

intelligence operative.

Who has dared to speak out.

Regarding our alleged military alliance,

.. which what many describe, as a group

of extraterrestrial mercenaries.

He is the author of the best selling book,

..."Code-Name Hero".

For our special agent, Seymour Simmons.

Bill, big fan. Great to be here.

That is what you would have us to believe.

It is in our best interest

to formally take sides.

in this so called, alien civil war?

Well, the other side wanted to spank us for breakfast, so.

I wouldn't exactly want to call it a toss up.

These decepticons are lethal.

But polls show half the world would feel

safer with the Autobots completely gone.

Get them out of here.

We don't need them here.

I feel safer when I sleep with a hand grenade.

It doesn't mean I'm always right.

Thank you. Here's a fact, we obtained documents.

That shows you were fired by the intelligence committee.

Down sized Bill, budget cuts.

- Get, out.

- It says before, Severe delusional,

- ... tendencies.

- This is ambush journalism.

You want the truth about the alien alliance?

Buy my book.

Buy my book!

Before it's to late, people.

You want a piece of me Bill,

you want me to get naked?

- I'm ready, interview is over.

- You sound like a pin-head agent.

- and I got a suggestion for you.

- get out of my house, it is over, understand?

Damage control.

- Dutch!

- You have obviously upset Mr. Simmons.

You have 23 seconds to leave the property.

I have called the police.

You are peasant people throwing rocks at a giant.

What's up next, what have we got?

Book signing midtown at noon, then

your pic reality show for discovery HM.

Oh and I had this, um... um.

The Vicky who keeps calling me five times today.

The kid, what does he want?

I called because the decepticons are back and

I want to know why, and I need your help.

They're back?

Well, that's good for business.

What if I told you I know a 50 year

old alien secret that nobody ever told you?

Do not tempt my addiction.

I have gone through withdrawal, kid.

Dutch, is this line secure?

No.

Don't take the risk.

I'm rich, why should I?

Do not relapse, I won't.

Do not let the demons win.

Got.

What kind of... secret?

Apollo, moon, aliens, cover-up...

...future tech, assassinations, that kind of stuff.

Oh, Apollo.

Dutch!

Tell Megatron, let's tango.

So majestic and peaceful, this planet.

Unlike the final days of Cybertron.

I've wondered what might have been.

If you had fought the final battle.

Instead of me.

Never morn the past, young warrior.

Thanks to you, our race survives.

You were our leader, Sentinel.

It is your right, to lead us again.

In a world I do not know.

I am no longer your teacher, Optimus.

You are mine.

We've got to break this case down.

What we have here is an astronaut epidemic.

M.I.A., dead, died in a car accident, killed, D.O.A., car death.

It's like these guys can't die.

They can fly into outer space.

But they can't drive a car.

Procured your information, Witwicky.

Thank you, Bruce.

Noo.

You let me see one of them, one time.

- Quick.

- Very.

Here's their reconnaissance order.

It say's NASA launched in 2009.

See, forensics show Wang may

have messed with the code.

Preventing it from mapping

the far side of the moon.

Which is also the Dark side.

Freaking awesome.

Painful trade us, intimidate us.

...coerce us to do their dirty work.

And once they're done?

Dushhhh.

The double tap cerebellum.

So he was working for the Decepticons.

I don't think this is about the Decepticons.

They're looking for something on the moon.

I think it's about something...

...they wanted to hide.

Come to daddy.

Come on, fall down.

Did you eat a lot of paint

chips when you were a kid?

Hah, like it.

I'll teach you...

Sir.

Having a pretty high level alien

Intel confab here.

That I don't think you're cleared for.

- Errand boy.

- Yeah, you're right.

- It's a bitchin' robot.

- At least have a go, sir.

Thank you so much for this.

Better go, Bruce.

Hey, I'm smokin' over here.

Now with the missing Russian cosmonauts.

Turns out the soviets cancelled

a manned mission to the moon.

The moon, in 1972.

When 200 cosmonauts went

into hiding in America.

And I just found them, aaaah.

You're a genuis, Brains.

Oh that was smooth, Bumble Bee.

Missed it by that much.

Hi.

Would somebody tell me

what the hell's going on?

Who are you?

- Who are you?

- Who am I?

Who is that? Dutch, frisk her.

- Certainly.

- Here, no.

Dutch, um...

Don't touch me.

- I'm not going to...

- Sam?

Angel.

Uh, I was working.

I'm sorry about this.

Great, we're homeless.

She lives here?

Wow!

You had your chance to frisk her.

I have a girl friend.

Really, what's her name?

Innn... dia.

We're suppose to be at Dylans party, remember?

I do remember, but you know, my friends,

...they need me. I have to be here right now.

And what, the Autobots and the

military they can't handle this on their own.

You know what I liked about

your war stories, Sam?

It's that they were stories.

They were in the past.

Look, I know you're thinking about your brother.

Okay, and you're thinking about your family.

And it's not that situation.

- No?

- No.

Why not?

Why isn't it, Sam?

You think we'd rather has his medals,

or we'd rather have him?

I hear you, I get it.

Where are you taking my bunny, stop.

Just stop for a second.

You think I could sleep last night?

I mean it hit me.

No, Sam want's the big danger.

He doesn't know who he is without it.

I just wanna matter.

You matter to me.

I know you're worried, I know you're worried.

But I promise you I can, I can handle this.

Can you, you can promise it?

I promise.

Sam, I don't want to loose you,

and I know where this leads.

I'm not ready for this.

Are you coming with me?

I can't.

Okay.

Hey.

Here's your foot.

A warrior's path is a solitary one.

How the hell does she afford that car?

- Her boss.

- Rich bastards.

I used to hate them.

But now it's...

Going to a gang on a hunt

for two Russian Cosmonauts.

Nothing like driving in a Maybach, huh?

Germans know how to make cars, let me tell ya.

My Dutch man. Former NSA, Cyber sleuth extraordinaire.

Tracked them down, here.

So these cosmonauts wanted to hide.

Why?

Bingo, I got a match.

You're a German Shepard, Dutch.

The thing about Russians is...

...they never like to talk.

It's going to take a little of

the international language.

- Dos vedanya.

- That means goodbye.

Who's to get revolution.

A famous, I have no idea.

Dutch.

Give me something tough.

- Baryshnikov.

- We do speak English.

Dutch, you suck.

It's a Cyrillic, alphabet.

It's like all the buttons

you never push on a calculator.

I don't suck.

Agent Seymour Simmons, CETI.

Formerly Seta.

We know who you are.

Cosmonaut chicks.

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