Transformers: The Last Knight Page #8

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It is why they're here,

why they keep coming to earth.

And we must claim the staff

before it is too late.

Wait. We what?

Only a direct descendant

of Merlin himself

can wield this instrument

of absolute power.

And you, miss viviane,

are Merlin's last descendant

here on earth, and as such,

you are our last hope.

Okay, wait. Go back.

You're saying

that I'm related to

the wizard Merlin?

Oh. Oh.

Bit of a shock, isn't it?

Only you know

the staff's location,

imparted to you

by your father.

He had to leave a clue,

didn't he?

Are you sure?

She doesn't have that

"i know where

the staff is" look.

Listen, the only thing

that my father imparted to me

was to get out

of his study.

"Two worlds colliding,

only one survives."

Your words exactly.

Only lecture time is over.

You were born for this.

This is the latest image

of their world coming here.

And you're all that stand

in its way.

So you'd better find

that staff quickly.

Now!

Trf.

Surround the castle

and lock it down.

MI6 and trf are here!

Move it! Go!

Cogman, get me

to London, okay?

- The decoy car is ready?

- Hurry along.

Whoa!

I got 'em boys!

Hurry, move!

Quick, quick, quick!

Get us

out of here, bee.

Get out of here!

My weapon

will stop the time!

Oh! Einstein

would've been

tickled pink. Foo-foo!

Quick, this way,

this way! Hurry!

Shotgun.

I call shotgun.

Inbound helos,

you are clear to land.

Colonel Lennox

just hit the deck.

This is Santos,

team leader usa.

What you got?

Trf airship on the way.

Meet me around back, bee.

I suck at this game!

When you bite your nails,

you give everything away.

Mum?

Everybody, this is Cade.

Cade, this is my family.

Hello!

- Hi.

- Cade?

Hello. I'm Marie.

Do you have

a dungeon?

Oh, my goodness!

Hands like rough old maple.

He looks hard as wood.

Don't touch him.

Um, I'm gonna go

and get changed.

I got a call

from a very irate janitor

at Trinity library.

You're late.

We are, as they say,

in a bit of a pickle.

Do not mess

with me at this moment!

It's hot, and I am

on a short fuse.

Quick!

Get to the library!

This chasing

is stressing me out.

MI6 and trf

are gonna find us.

We got to hurry.

My dad had

a lot of stuff.

So, finding

the staff's location...

What does that mean?

We're looking for,

like, what?

Like, a map,

or a letter,

or books, or...

Holy sh*t! It'll take a year

to find something in here.

I don't know

where to find

this bloody staff.

Look at this

little fake horse.

Probably stuffed

in its butt or something.

Guys do stupid stuff

like that.

What is going on up there?

You checking

behind pictures?

Just rip it.

Rip it apart!

Just grab it. Hurry,

let's make this quick.

Oh!

This is exciting.

- I can't get it out.

- Oh, wow. Great.

Oh, my god.

Such a hoarder.

It's like having

Tarzan in the house.

Slow down.

- I'm gonna take a peek.

- No!

Come on, come on.

Answer me, come on!

Damn you,

tell me where it is!

Not so fast. I want in.

To be a witwiccan,

you have to be

a special person.

You, sir, are not.

Read me into the club

and I'll tell you.

Right here, now.

Over the phone?

That is absolutely

barbaric.

Over the phone.

Do it, englishman!

As the 12th Earl of folgan,

by the power imbued

by his majesty king Arthur

and his league of knights

of the round table,

I now Grant you,

Seymour rutherford

Simmons...

Entrance into...

"Admittance," not "entrance"!

Don't try to snooker me.

Get it right.

Enough, enough, enough.

Just tell me! Now!

Shh! Hush!

Shut up! "Shh"

yourselves.

What's the matter

with you all?

Stack six, row c.

Hurry, man,

they're dissolving

scrotums. Let's go.

I'm going! I'm going!

It's very confusing

talking to you.

Come on, old man,

get there!

Come on, Simmons,

you said no work today.

Let's get your pale-ass legs

and go to the beach.

I'm working here, all right?

Five minutes, I swear!

You always say

five minutes.

That means no.

Just go get

Rodrigo and Julio

and get the game started.

I hate Rodrigo.

I'll set and bump

with you in 10 minutes.

Okay, come on,

I'm in the middle

of something.

Okay, back.

They knew way back

in the dark ages

where the end would begin.

There is cybertron

and there is earth.

Only they don't

call it earth at all,

they never did.

They called it

something else.

One will suck

the other dry,

a giant succubus,

until only one remains.

Wow.

Earth is unicron.

One day his horns

will rise to fight

the mad goddess quintessa.

She will end our planet

to resurrect her own.

Let's go. Hurry!

Oh, my lord.

Cogman, go!

Tell me where

it goes down.

I just dropped it to you.

The horns are the key

to the location.

Why are they spread out

all over the earth

in a jumble?

The answer, they aren't.

Time and mother nature

pulled them apart.

That's pangaea.

The supercontinent.

It's the same shape

on the round table.

Take a gander, folgers,

at what's smack

in the center

of that perfect circle.

Genius!

That's stonehenge!

One of the greatest

mysteries of the ages.

No one understood

its purpose until now.

No one. Except me.

That's where it all begins.

You're the man

behind the man.

Do something.

I'll handle it,

brother Simmons, fear not.

I never had a brother.

Feels nice.

Beach time!

Ready? Whoo!

"Viviane followed Merlin."

What does that mean?

My secret cupboard!

Okay, okay.

"Viviane followed Merlin."

Only Merlin could wield

the magic staff.

Merlin and little girls,

of course.

Navy museum,

that's got to be

where the staff is.

Oh, my god,

it was in my hands

all along.

Alpha team, go, go, go.

British trf!

Come on!

I surrender.

My lord, trf

is on our tail.

Why'd you park

the decoy car so far away?

Oh, you are a fusspot!

Good. Don't let us

get caught, cogman.

My speciality, my lord.

Damn! You don't

have to kill people.

Get out of the way!

Which reminds me,

Agnes called.

Wondered if you're available

for a bit of a snuggle

this evening.

Oh, I'd love a snuggle

with Agnes.

Do I look available?

Move, b*tch!

Get out of my way!

Kamikaze pilot!

Move, b*tch!

Get out of my way!

Hello. Yes.

Navy museum.

Royal Navy museum.

I knew it!

Bee, I'm gonna

divert the cops!

A decepticon has been seen...

What do you mean,

decepticon?

Here's where

it gets intense.

More intense?

Bee?

Goddamn,

they're all around us

and I just have

so much road rage!

Actualize the rage.

That's it!

Oh, you want some?

Cogman, blast them!

Good boy.

It's a one-way street!

I'm not driving.

He's driving.

No!

Bee, head right, haul ass!

Go!

Whoa!

That's how you get

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