Transformers: The Last Knight Page #9

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to the big leagues.

Oh, that hurt.

What the hell?

You are out

of your mind!

Did we lose them?

Hey, stop!

- You didn't pay!

- Sorry.

It's all right, I've got them!

They just love submarines.

They're a bit rude.

Yes, they are, aren't they?

That's the modern generation.

And this museum

is closed for eternity.

All you boys

and girls, off the sub now!

Off the sub now!

Move, move, move!

Go on, push!

Move your fat ass!

Push! Squeeze!

Go, go, go!

This thing

isn't gonna run.

The mission's in deep,

unexplored waters.

It's wonderful!

And the sour-sweet musk

of men in close quarters.

It's quite

disgusting, really.

But now this,

the greatest mission

of them all,

one that I have longed for

my entire life...

To help turn the tide

of human history, you know?

Now, alas,

I can no longer join you.

But, my lord,

you have been waiting

for this moment for 71 years.

I know, I know, but I'm not

knighthood material,

I'm afraid.

And, uh...

You have your mission,

and I have mine.

Oh, no, no.

You are not leaving

us in this tin can

with that four-foot

mental psychopath.

I don't think so.

I prefer

the word "sociopath."

Mr. Cade, everything

you've done in your life,

your pain

and your suffering,

the loss of your wife,

separation from

your daughter,

your financial difficulties,

it's all just been

a journey to this

very moment.

You talk a lot.

Yeah, I suppose I do.

Um, my dear,

uh, your father left

the alliance to you,

for you alone.

She knows the way

to the staff.

Good luck to both of you.

It won't be

the strangest thing

I've done today.

Oh...

Hope the old girl's

still got it.

Good luck!

Whoa.

Oh, sh...

Whoa.

Okay. I didn't do that.

Jumped?

What do you mean, jumped?

The old world war ii sub

jumped its moorings.

They're in a transformer.

Can I get a look?

No, I'm looking.

Will you move?

God, get out of the way, man!

Is that water?

No sh*t, Sherlock.

Obviously, it's water.

Do you know

how to operate it?

You know how

to operate it, right?

He says

you're in charge

of this now.

Let me see. Let me see.

Don't touch me again!

Don't freak me out.

What happens

in the alien ship

stays in the alien ship.

I will eff you up!

Surface, I have

positive surface contact.

Track number 5205.

The sub must be heading

for open water,

directly towards

our strike group.

Okay, we have

to cut 'em off. Stop 'em.

Use whatever

assets we have.

Contact the zulu module.

Have all our subs

converge on that chokepoint.

Helm, all ahead flank.

Conn,

sonar. Alien contact,

bearing 150,

range 1,000 yards.

Contact bearing 150.

We need to get

seal teams in dsvs.

We need to chase 'em.

Control. Ace one,

going to the bay.

Ace one, going to the bay.

Cogman?

Is that normal?

Perfectly normal, ma'am.

A nuclear-class

attack submarine

is on our stern.

What?

Quick, follow me. Quick.

It's your sub, not mine.

My sub? Seven hours ago,

i was just a professor.

All right,

uncoupling.

All right, let's move.

Let's move.

Put it in high gear.

Dsv-2,

stay on our tail.

Conn, sonar.

Alien contact,

1,000 yards and closing.

An alarm on a sub

is not a good thing.

Why did he

send us up here?

He got us up front

so we die first.

Let's let them know

we're here.

Warning shot.

Make tube one ready

in all respects.

Shoot tube one.

Conn, sonar.

Alien contact going vertical.

Hold on!

Conn, sonar.

It's coming back around.

It's gonna hit us!

Brace for impact!

Hold on!

Conn, sonar.

He's going deep!

We're clear for now.

Hands off! There is a time

and a place for everything.

This is not

the time nor the place.

Hey!

Not now!

Where are you going?

Away from here.

That little sicko

just shot himself out

like a torpedo!

I know! I saw it!

Those are

your peoples.

Good afternoon.

Is the, uh,

prime minister in?

Who?

The prime minister,

who else?

It's very urgent.

Oh, it's urgent, is it?

Why didn't you say so?

Oh. Thank you.

D*ckhead.

I'll use the old entrance.

Good afternoon.

Get in there.

Oh, my... sorry.

Oh, I just got this thing

that was on my arm

and it's, like,

just moving all around.

Yeah. It seems

to not be, um... if you'd...

It's just sort of slithery...

Slipping

from the arm to the...

Yeah, it's coming down.

It's going down

your pants there.

Careful.

Oh...

And is it tight

or gripping on?

It doesn't hurt,

but I don't know

what it does.

It's like some

worthless alien junk.

I think the purpose...

I think the...

We'll find out

what the purpose is.

If... if you want to.

Cogman! What is...

What is all this?

End of the world.

I thought a meal,

a last meal,

would be in order.

Great. I'm starving.

No canoodling.

Wait, cogman?

Yep. My daughter would...

So my grandma said...

My daughter

would love this.

My grandma

would absolutely...

She keeps saying

I've got to move on.

Yeah, I was about to say.

She would love it.

Really?

Yes, all the time!

What does she say?

"Go on a date,

get a boyfriend."

Is this a date?

No. God, it's not

a date. No.

It's just that...

It's romantic.

Sushi a la cogman!

Wow! Looks great.

No sacrifice,

no victory.

Is the president

in his bunker?

He is.

How about putin?

Son of a b*tch.

Are you the new

prime minister?

Security, my office, now!

Oh, I'm sorry. Well,

i used the old entrance.

That door is used

for extraordinary

circumstances,

and these circumstances

are quite extraordinary.

I will keep this

very simple.

Nasty little fellow.

I let him out,

we all die

terrible deaths.

Do you understand?

Thank you.

Now, my name

is sir Edmond Burton,

her majesty's royal Navy,

order of the witwiccans,

keeper of the secret history

of transformers

here on earth...

Witwiccans?

Witwiccans, yes.

But erm, they all died out.

Not all of them.

Not yet, anyway.

But I do need you to marshal

all your resources...

Hold on. You have just...

Best shut up.

Emerged from

the wall and now...

Let me finish. Let me...

Shut up!

Shut up.

Okay. As I said,

i need you to marshal

all your resources,

all your military assets.

Because as you no doubt

have surmised,

the world is going to end,

and I know where. And when.

You are the first

to see this ship

since the dark ages.

Your talisman is the key

to unlocking this ship.

Sonar has

about 800 meters.

I think I got

a bogey at four o'clock.

We're starting to see it

through the murk.

There's lights down here.

Oh, my god. Look at that.

It's a big alien ship.

Topside, are you

catching this?

It's massive.

The ship knows

we're here.

Stay on his tail.

Oh, sh*t.

The door just sealed.

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