Transformers Page #6

This looks like a cool place to kick it.

What is that?

How did he learn to talk like that?

We've learned Earth's languages

through the World Wide Web.

My weapons specialist, Ironhide.

- You feeling lucky, punk?

- Easy, Ironhide.

Just kidding.

I just wanted to show him my cannons.

Our medical officer, Ratchet.

The boy's pheromone level suggests

he wants to mate with the female.

You already know

your guardian, Bumblebee.

Bumblebee, right?

Check on the rep

Yep, second to none

So you're my guardian, huh?

His vocal processors were damaged

in battle. I'm still working on them.

Why are you here?

We are here looking for the All Spark.

And we must find it before Megatron.

Mega-what?

Our planet was once a powerful empire,

peaceful and just,

until we were betrayed by Megatron,

leader of the Decepticons.

All who defied them were destroyed.

Our war finally consumed the planet,

and the All Spark was lost to the stars.

Megatron followed it to Earth,

where Captain Witwicky found him.

My grandfather.

It was an accident

that intertwined our fates.

Come back!

I think the dogs have found something.

The ice is cracking!

Captain! Grab my rope, Captain!

I'm all right, lads!

Can we throw you a rope, Captain?

Megatron crash-landed

before he could retrieve the Cube.

Men! We've made a discovery!

He accidentally activated

his navigation system.

The coordinates to the Cube's location

on Earth were imprinted on his glasses.

How'd you know about his glasses?

- eBay.

- eBay.

If the Decepticons find the All Spark,

they will use its power to transform

Earth's machines and build a new army.

And the human race

will be extinguished.

Sam Witwicky,

you hold the key to Earth's survival.

Please tell me

that you have those glasses.

It's like

a self-regenerating molecular armor.

Look at the scorch mark

where the sabot round hit.

Melted right through.

Hey, aren't sabots hot-loaded for, like,

a 6,000-degree magnesium burn?

Close to it. It melts tank armor.

So this metal skin must react

to extreme heat.

- Heads up!

- Oh!

I thought you said

that thing was dead, man!

Strap it down! Strap it!

This thing is wicked.

All right, get on the horn

with Northern Command.

Tell them that our effective weapon

is high-heat sabot rounds.

Recommend we load them

on all the gunships. Go.

You want that piece?

Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break

it down to you how it's gonna happen.

They gonna come through that door

and be good cop, bad cop.

Don't fall for that, all right?

That's why I ate their food.

See, they put the plate of donuts

out here to test your guilt.

If you don't touch it, you're guilty.

I ate the whole plate.

The whole plate. Okay?

It's me and you.

They walk through that door,

you don't say nothing.

She did it! She did it!

She's the one you want! All right?

I was just sitting at home

watching cartoons,

playing video games with my cousin,

and she came in there.

- And then...

- Glen, you freak.

Hey! I am not going to jail for you

or anybody else!

I have done nothing bad my entire life!

Hey, man, I'm still a virgin.

Okay, so what?

I've downloaded a couple of

thousand songs off the Internet.

Who hasn't? Who hasn't?

- I promise!

- Glen, shut up!

No, you shut up! Don't talk to me!

Don't talk to me, criminal!

- Oh, sugar rush.

- This is... This is not his fault.

See? So can I go home now?

- Oh, okay. I won't.

- But just listen to me.

Okay, whoever hacked into your military

system downloaded a file, all right?

It was something about

someone named Witwicky

and some government group, right?

Named Sector Seven.

You have to let me talk to

Defense Secretary Keller

before you go to war

with the wrong country!

Whatever fell out of the sky

ended up right behind...

- What did he say?

- What?

- Did he hear it, too?

- Yeah, Jack heard it, too. Yeah.

- What does he think it is?

- He thinks it's a military experiment.

- What a knucklehead.

- Yeah, well, I think it's a plane.

Still no official word as to

what happened. You can see...

- Yeah!

- Call Sam.

- Yeah. Why?

- He should be home in 15 minutes.

Well, I'll call him in 15 minutes.

If you wait 15 minutes, he'll be late

and you'll have to ground him.

Well, I can't ground him

if he's not late, can I?

I need you to stay here, all right?

You got to stay here

and you're gonna watch them.

- Okay, okay.

- All of them.

- Do you hear what I'm saying?

- Yeah, okay, okay.

Five minutes, all right?

- Thanks for staying on my path.

- Oh, yeah. No, no, Dad. Hey!

The... Oh, the path. I'm sorry.

I forgot about the path.

I'm gonna sweep the whole thing

right now. How about that?

- You know, I buy half your car...

- Yeah.

...then I bail you out of jail and then

I just decided to do all your chores.

- The chores.

- Yeah. Life is great, huh?

Life... Life is fantastic, is how good it is.

It's so... Oh, the trash cans. Sorry, Dad.

I'm gonna do the trash cans now.

No, no, I don't want you

to strain yourself.

No, no, I won't strain myself, Dad.

- I'll do it.

- It would hurt my feelings if you do it.

- You sure? I don't mind, I don't...

- I promise...

No, no, no, I'm gonna do it.

I'm gonna do the trash cans

and I'm gonna scrape the grill

and I'm gonna... I'm gonna sweep up

the whole house right now.

- Tonight, right now?

- Right now.

The...

I love you. God, I love you

just so much right now.

You know,

Mom wanted me to ground you.

- You're three minutes late.

- Right?

Oh, well, just another thing

you did for me, Dad,

because you're such a swell guy.

One more thing, huh?

All right, I love you!

Sleep good, handsome man!

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

No, watch the path! Watch the path!

Watch the... Please, please, please.

No, no, wait. No, no, no! Oh, no!

- Sorry. My bad.

- Oh, I... You couldn't...

You couldn't wait for five...

You couldn't wait for five minutes?

I told you to just stay! Just stay! God!

- I told you to watch them. I told you.

- Okay, you know what?

- They seem to be in a little bit of a rush.

- Oh, this is bad. No!

Mojo, Mojo! Off the robot! God!

- Oh, wet.

- No, no, no, no, no! Easy! Easy!

Hold on! Hold! This is Mojo.

This is Mojo. He's a pet of mine.

He's a pet. Okay? That's all.

If you could just put the guns away...

- Put the... Put them away. Please.

- You have a rodent infestation.

- A what?

- Shall I terminate?

No, no, no, no.

He's not a rodent, he's a Chihuahua.

This is my... This is my Chihuahua.

We love Chihuahuas! Don't we?

He's leaked lubricants all over my foot.

- He peed on you? Bad Mojo. Bad Mojo!

- Bad Mojo!

I'm sorry.

He's got a male dominance thing.

That's all it is.

- My foot's gonna rust.

- All right.

Okay, okay.

- Shut up and go hide!

- Just hurry.

Autobots, recon.

I hope he's okay. He's in the kitchen.

Got some ice on his nose.

I had to slap him around a little bit.

You did not.

- You didn't even ground him.

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