Treasure Inn

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General Red Dragon, nice to meet you.

The White Jade Goddess

is our family treasure.

It was robbed from my

grandfather's generation.

We always want to get it back.

That's why we become bandits.

In these years, we robbed tons of gold.

If you can get it back for us,

I am willing to give you

fifty thousand taels of gold.

However, since we came here,

we have been tailed by

the Imperial Gold Shield Constable.

If we don't kill them all,

our business will be disclosed.

They can never escape.

Friends, come out.

Jin Buer, you are notorious

in central China.

Now you come to the border to trade

with the Silver Armor bandits.

Aren't you afraid of the law?

Sure I am.

But if you don't go back,

no one will know I have

committed a crime, right?

You go back to report

to Captain Iron first.

Okay.

To fix the bandits, get their chief first.

Go.

If the forehead is a bit wide,

the cheekbones are a bit thin,

and the nose is a bit tall,

that will be perfect.

I am most satisfied with the teeth.

Well, I can say that,

this is a perfect man in the world.

Hey, don't stay in the water too long.

It will hurt your kidneys.

Smart guy, pick the fish please.

Hey, you have got poor kidneys,

haven't you?

I am so smart, but you want me

to pick the fish for you only.

Hey, we eat fish every meal.

Say if you can get a chicken next time,

it would be perfect.

Hey, I mean it.

How come you are so good at fishing?

To achieve the best kung-fu in the world,

speed is the key.

Who taught you so?

My grandpa taught me.

Do you believe in your grandpa?

He just loved buying the

secret scrolls of kung-fu.

But he read without practicing,

why do you still trust him?

Of course. My grandpa also

taught me one thing.

What is it?

The essence of kung-fu is speed.

The essence of love is sacrifice.

The essence of strategy is patience.

The essence of love is sacrifice?

If you want to leave a girl, you can

say so, if not, no one trusts you.

My grandpa is right.

I agree with him too.

The essence of love is sacrifice,

it is absolutely right.

To sacrifice for the woman you love most,

it is the greatest love.

When did you come here?

I didn't even notice that.

You must be very good at kung-fu.

Maybe you are too poor at kung-fu.

Oh, you are poor in kung-fu.

So, you're even inferior to him.

So cool.

Who are you?

I am a wandering doctor.

The sun is too hot, it's not wise

to walk a long way under it.

So I took a nap on the tree.

We are two cops of

the local government.

My name is Chen Yungren,

you can call me Brad.

This is Liu Jianmeng,

you can call him Young Master.

I see. Nice to meet you, sir.

You look like a rascal.

Don't commit crimes in this town.

If you are caught by me,

you will be damn sh*t.

I am only an innocent guy,

don't mistake me, sir.

Stop bluffing. Let's go.

Don't play tricks.

Don't meet me again.

Court...

Court...

Please, two chicken legs for me.

Why don't you wash the clothes?

I have nothing to wear now.

Listen, if you don't wash

the clothes tonight,

you cannot go to sleep.

How can they wear...

so many clothes in a day?

She took her family's clothes to us too.

Who made us wear these clothes?

Our colleagues patrolled outside,

but we have to work this dump sh*t.

Why?

It's because we are not constable.

We are junior cops on probation.

When can we become constable?

We can be promoted once every

five years, maybe twenty years.

So how can we become a

Gold Shield Constable?

Wow, grade eight,

so it takes forty years.

Because you're my buddy,

that's why I work with you.

My goal is to open a small shop.

Where I give woman plastic surgery

and cure men's impotence.

I can make a lot of money.

Forget curing impotence please.

Murder...

What happened?

Go to Mr. Zhang's home now...

Go check it out.

Go to Mr. Zhang's home now.

How dare you two order us?

To fix you scums,

trash is more than enough.

What do you mean by scums?

Captain.

Murders happened at Mr. Zhang's home.

Got it, the constable will go check it.

You guys better go back

to wash the clothes.

Hey...

We can fight.

Why don't you let us go?

Try to beat me, come on.

No, we are colleagues, aren't we?

We are colleagues, right?

I just want to beat my colleague.

It's all right...

You junior cops, better

behave yourselves.

Let's go check it out. Go.

Go...

If you didn't stop me, I would have

killed him with my Dragon's Fist.

Make it next time.

The killers are thorough.

They didn't even let a dog or chick alive.

Why didn't they spare a dog?

Wow...

It's still alive, isn't it?

Let go of me.

Let go of me, or I will kill you.

Hey, it hurts. Come and help me please.

Come and help me.

Help... I want to kill you.

What is it about?

What? What do you mean?

These people just covered their ears,

without any obvious wounds.

No...

The blood is found on

the first layer of skin.

No cuts and not much bleeding.

It must be Acoustic Power.

I mean it.

I learnt that from Coroner Song's notes,

my grandpa's collection.

Who is Coroner Song?

He was a famous coroner

in the Song Dynasty.

He broke many tough criminal cases.

Oh, you don't know about that.

You can choose not trusting me.

But I think they were killed by

Tang's hidden weapons named...

Killing Shower.

Wow, his back was badly wounded.

This guy was obviously

badly kicked, his third...

seventh and twelfth vertebral were broken.

Stop bluffing please.

See that guy?

He's stuck at the wall.

It's weird, he got no obvious wounds.

Maybe he got internal injury.

Not exactly, for those

who got internal injury,

most of them would have bloody eyes.

The sword was so fast.

Did his mouth get hit by the sword?

Right, when he opened his mouth,

the killer stabbed into his mouth,

cut his trachea and pulled it out.

Before the blood came out,

he closed his mouth.

In this world,

only three persons can do that.

He must have poisoned

lips when he was alive.

If not, the killer wouldn't

have aimed at his mouth.

This is a very famous kung-fu master

hired by Mr. Zhang.

His name is Yuan Yong,

nick-named Fast Sword.

He was among the top five

swordsmen in the world.

But he didn't have a chance

to pull his sword out.

The killer was even faster than him.

Guess what was put at this place?

I heard that Mr. Zhang has got a treasure.

It is the White Jade Goddess

which is as tall as a man.

It's a treasure,

so the bandits came for that.

Hurry up...

Wait for me...

What's the matter?

The Gold Shield Constable

are coming to our court.

The Gold Shield Constable?

Are you dreaming?

It's true, even Captain Iron is here.

Get lost.

Wait for me...

Give way, my turn please.

Let me have a peep...

It's so nice to meet you.

Captain Iron is really so handsome.

What are you doing?

No wonder you have become

the idols of the world.

Captain Iron hates bullshit.

We came here to investigate

the murders of Zhang's family.

We will check the crime scene later.

That place stinks.

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