Treasure Inn Page #2

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I suggest you not to go, but...

I have already asked someone

to wash the place now.

I suggest you to visit there later

when it is cleaned up.

Brother.

I hate stupid fools most.

Who can take me there now?

I can.

Handsome guy. He is too handsome.

Stop cleaning...

Stop it.

All of you freeze.

Get out. All of you get out.

Get out now.

Captain Iron, don't worry.

About the causes of their death,

the places and the wounds,

I have marked everything.

Have you fixed it?

It's just finished.

Sir, this is the floor

plan of the murder scene.

Thank you.

Hey, don't you consider asking us,

the two most handsome cops to join

the investigation team?

Hey, you don't even know

who the best are.

The guy shares the same

thoughts as mine.

There are five killers.

They use broadsword, sword, kick,

secret weapons and Eagle Claw's stance to kill.

For the two most powerful ones,

one uses sword and the other kicks to kill.

Why not let them follow us?

Maybe they can help.

In this little town,

there are two young men

with such insights,

don't you feel strange that

they are just junior cops?

I always suspect them.

Look, he looks like a bandit.

The White Jade Goddess

is over a thousand catties in weight.

Only a big carriage of six

wheels can carry it.

And it can't move fast.

Let's split and trace it,

maybe we can catch it.

About these two guys,

don't care about them.

Sir, just leave this place to me.

I can handle it.

What are you laughing at?

Do you want me to beat you?

Your mom with no teeth makes me laugh.

Captain Iron said you two are suspicious.

You should not blame me.

You scum...

Hey, please stop beating me.

You have no evidence, how can you torture us

to make us confess?

You have gone too far, man.

Hey...

How long do you want to pull me?

Come on, confess fast,

torture less, understand?

Okay.

I am one of the gangsters.

So, what about me?

You are a long gangster.

Pal, we don't want to cheat.

We will reincarnate and become

another hero after eighteen years.

If you treat us to chicken leg and wine,

I will tell you the address and name

of all the gangsters.

I will tell you everything,

what do you think?

Good, no problem.

Chen Dawen.

He lives in house number four

of Kaifeng East Road.

Chen Erniu,

he lives in the first house of

No. 14 Baoding East Xiaohutong.

Chen Xiaogou, he has just moved out.

Why all the gangsters named Chen?

They are from Chen's family, all are fierce.

But I heard that there were

only five killers.

The others watched.

You dragged me to death, man.

Why did you confess?

If I didn't do so, would he let us go?

At least we can have chicken legs now.

So, what's next?

Move in.

Hey, why did you make us

lock up in the same cell?

You all will have capital punishment tomorrow,

better make friends with them.

Capital punishment?

No matter we have chicken legs.

Poor me.

I heard that, if a bachelor's

head is chopped off,

his spirit would be fed by sh*t.

Hey, I caught a bandit for you.

Where is my reward?

Follow me, I will pay you the money.

Wow, this is a handsome guy.

Don't bother my sleep.

If you die, you will have a long sleep.

Why not have some chats?

Maybe we will be saved by

some angels tomorrow.

We should always remain hopeful.

Can you stop spitting?

This will be on my neck.

Bastard, how can you spit on it?

It's disgusting.

Pal, you will be killed anyway.

Will you feel disgusting after death?

It's hard to say.

What if I can still feel

it but can't voice out?

Okay, I will change for another one.

Of course, you think that you can

do anything you want with the sword?

Hey.

Once something happens,

you two just follow me.

Time is up.

Kill.

Oh no.

Someone came to save the criminals.

Poor shooting.

Oh, this is a lady.

He is really handsome.

Fight back now, pal.

To hell with you.

Don't let them go.

Go. Get lost.

Again...

Go...

You silly fool.

Run.

Go... go.

You two came to cheat for the reward?

What are you doing?

Why bother?

For young people, falling in love

at first sight is nothing strange.

Falling in love at first sight?

You bastard. You don't fall for me...

But fall for another guy?

Are you crazy?

She is a lady.

She is sissy and she has tits.

- Soft please.

- Sis.

Sis? But you don't have any.

Are you blind?

I have some special smell.

Once a man smells it,

he will fall for me with no reason.

You ugly scum, how can you treat me as a man?

Objection, I am not very handsome,

but I am handsome.

You can tell I have got camera face.

Your words are insulting.

B*tch.

Bastard, to hell with you. Go.

Don't go!

Don't go.

I won't go. No.

We are cops, now we want to arrest you.

Drop your weapons.

Aren't you two criminals?

We are framed, now we can redeem ourselves

by sending you two to jail.

To hell with you.

Your nose bleeds.

Did you beat me?

So what?

Better see which is faster,

your fist or my sword?

I can't see it.

Okay, once again.

Mine is faster.

How dare you! I, Lady Fire Dragon,

won't let you go.

Lady Fire Dragon?

So you are Lady Water Dragon?

You two are the notorious sisters,

you are under arrest now.

Freeze.

Hey, beat him now.

It will hurt.

You are fine.

Stop, no snake please.

You got the sword,

I need a weapon too.

Drop the snake,

let's fight without weapons.

Okay, one, two, three.

Why have I fallen for her

at the first sight?

Isn't it so called love at first sight?

Why do I feel like soaking in warm water?

I feel so warm and comfortable.

Am I already in love?

No fighting, let's fly.

I will show you my flying stance.

When I was eight,

I jumped a bit and could achieve

the height you did.

Do you think you can fly high? Damn it.

Hey, have you kissed enough?

How were you framed?

We are framed.

The White Jade Goddess was robbed,

they took us one of the robbers.

Do you want fight back

for your innocence?

Of course we want that.

Greet me God-mother,

I'll tell you how.

God-mother, say it please.

Have you ever heard of Treasure Inn?

Treasure Inn?

This is a place for hunting treasure.

In every spring and autumn,

there will be auctions for treasures.

Go, let's go there to get the criminals.

Okay, why?

The White Jade Goddess is

difficult to sell.

It's hard to sell in Central China.

If they want to sell it for big money,

they can only go to Treasure Inn.

That's right, at the mid-autumn festival,

all the buyers will be

there for the auction.

Let's go.

Go...

Hey, freeze.

It's under conditions.

No more conditions please,

we are a family now.

Stop flirting. Romance makes

you lose your mind, doesn't it?

If you want me to get the

White Jade Goddess back,

you must help me rob

one hundred thousand taels of silver.

Come on, the reward of the

wanted guys is more than that.

You will get all the money.

Deal.

According to the young man,

there were five killers.

They killed a score of guards.

Some people got many wounds.

They must be shot by Tang's secret weapons,

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