Trespass Against Us Page #5

Do you?

It means

that every single policeman,

magistrate,

every traffic warden

in this county...

will not rest

until you're in jail.

No, no, hear me out.

Jesus died on the cross

because of people like you.

Well, I ain't

letting it happen again.

Just 'cause one of his majesty

the queen's little chawies

wants to make me and my family

into the escape goats.

That's what it feels like.

I feel like some stupid...

Some sac...

No, sacrificial goat, that's it.

I feel like a sacrificial goat.

Well, let me tell you,

them goats

can kick, and bite,

and scream, and scratch,

and poke your eyes out too,

and they can start fires.

The horns are sharper

than yours.

Them goats can turn

into super-goats.

And you can lock

them super-goats up,

but what I have heard is this.

Hell hath no fury

like a locked-up super-goat.

You got no rights

to be keeping me here,

no rights whatsoever.

I've got every right.

I know it was you, Chad.

I know it was.

"Your honor, I know it was him.

You see, I just know."

You're a dumb f***, you are.

You got nothing on me, have you?

Dumb, motherless f***.

F*** off home

to look after your mutt.

You gonna f***ing charge me

or what?

Wait here.

I'll get you your scrilla.

Don't worry, mate.

I'm not gonna do you.

Where are you from anyway?

- Iraq.

So you know what this is like,

then.

All right, my little shithead?

All right?

- Where's Ty?

- With granddad.

F***ing nightmare, Chad.

They've trashed everything,

taken all the animals.

And Norman's been Lalled.

Got any money, Kel?

Think you might have.

Would have given it, you know.

At least

I would have hided it better.

It's all right, Kel.

We're all

getting out of here now.

Taking us all up to Noah's.

Just pay the driver

and I'll make us a brew.

Get out the car.

Get out the f***ing car.

You got a ticket parking there?

Huh?

Huh?

I'll chew your balls

and spit 'em out.

Oi, Worzel!

Are you f***ing deaf?

Huh? Deaf? Deaf?

It's f***in' 35 quid

to f***ing park here.

That's king cutler's plot!

Now, go on, f*** off!

Where's all the dogs gone, Chad?

Tyson loved my dogs.

They ain't your dogs.

I miss my dogs, Chad.

The dogs are my babbies.

Shut up about the f***ing dogs.

Wearing my trousers?

Where'd you get my boots?

Where'd you get my boots,

you thieving little prick?

Ah!

Kenny, come here

and give us an hand!

F*** off, Kenny.

Sorry, Gummidge,

but I feels like hurtin' you.

Get me one of the catapults.

Get me Colby's catapult!

They all long gone, Chad,

long gone.

Anything you f***ing like, Ken.

Shut up, Bennett.

You can have 'em back.

Can't wear 'em now, eh?

I don't want them. Ah!

- Who's the f***ing dog now?

- I am, Chad.

Who's the doggy?

Come on, doggy.

Come on, doggy.

Come on, doggy.

What the f*** you want me

to do with that?

I don't wanna kill him, mush.

Pass that.

- Who's the dog now?

- - I am, Chad.

Who's the dog now?

Who's the doggy now?

I am, Chad. I'm the doggy.

I'm the doggy, Chad.

Rip him pants down.

Hold that.

What d'you say, then?

F*** you done, Chad?

After everything,

you took it out on Gordon?

No better than they are.

Call yourself a cutler?

- F*** being a cutler.

Son.

It's all right.

It's all right.

It's all right now.

I'm glad you're home.

I'm glad you're home.

Got a lot to talk about,

haven't we?

Here's the truth.

No one out there

loves you more...

than this man here.

Hold that.

Now, I were also thinking...

that when Jesus...

was being executed

by the police,

he never did give up.

Came back to life, didn't he?

He came back

and he turned to his 12.

You know what he said?

He turned to his lot

and he said...

"travel."

Stop laughing, Sampson.

I'm not joking.

He said, "gel on."

Now, you hear this.

Everyone out there,

from his royal high-arse,

mi5, Cid...

they all wanna do us in now.

They wanna kill the lot of us,

kill our seed.

But they ain't beaten us yet.

We're still together.

Together we'll be strong,

ain't it?

It's gonna start raining down

on all of us pretty soon.

Mark my words.

It's gonna come down hard.

And they will break you

on your own, you know that.

But not if we stay tight.

That's why I say

let's f*** off to Kent,

all of us.

I'm not stopping in Kent.

No f***ing way.

Travel and conquer, Chad.

You go to Kent

if you want to, col.

The kids have got school here

and I got plans of me own.

Come on.

I'm telling you...

Travel and conquer.

You'll see.

All right, Chad?

- Where's Noah?

- He's not here. He's out.

Why don't he ever call me back?

- Hallelujah. Say hallelujah.

- Hallelujah.

He feels bad, I feel bad,

but we had no choice.

You spoke to Colby.

Your dad was up here

same day you came.

- Same day?

- Mm-hmm.

He weren't having it.

Threatened to burn the loft.

Threatened that, Chad.

Tell Noah thanks for nothing.

That's not so bad, eh?

Colby!

Colby, where the f*** are you?!

You f***ed me.

You f***ed me.

Could have murdered you

for less, Chad.

I'm gonna f***ing murder you.

See what you made me done now.

It's all over, Chad.

We're finished 'round here.

F***ing getting away from you,

col.

All right, birthday boy?

Happy birthday, Tyson!

Happy birthday, mush.

All right, my babby?

You can do

whatever you like today, Ty.

You can both

have the day off school.

They f***ing cannot, Chad.

We've all gotta

go down there this morning.

What?

It's his birthday.

Still gotta go to school

on your birthday.

Anyway, Mrs Crawley wants to

speak to us about something.

Well, why don'ts

me and you get up

and have a go

at them rabbits first?

- You can drive, Ty.

- - Up you get, mush.

F***ing sleeping, all right?

Suit yourself,

you little maggot.

F*** off.

I reckon, Kelly,

if I tickle him here...

F*** off!

F***ing doesn't matter,

does it, Ty?

It's all right.

It's all right, love.

Mr. cutler?

Hello.

I'm Diane Crawley.

I'm Ty's class teacher.

I don't think

we've met properly.

Hello. Do you want

to come through, both of you?

So, um...

I'm sorry to have asked you

to come here this morning,

but...

I felt that it was important

to talk to you in person

about the best interests

of Ty and mini.

I think they've made

tremendous progress here.

They're very happy here,

ain't they, Chad?

However, as...

As I think you know,

they have both

fallen considerably behind

the rest of their class.

Now, this is partly because of

their continued absences

which really go well beyond

what would normally

be acceptable.

Well, we are...

We are really sorry about that.

Things have been...

Things have been...

Tough recently,

especially for the kids.

Yes. What i...

What I'm trying to s...

Mr. and Mrs. cutler,

I don't think that Ty

and mini's best interests

are served at Churtle

primary school anymore.

I've really done everything

I can to keep them here,

but after recent events

it's been decided

that it's for the best.

Who says?

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