Trespassers Page #2

I'm sorry.

F***, that was my "getting laid" money.

You could get laid for free in jail, man.

No, no, I didn't want her. I was asking her | where to find hookers, not her.

Come on, get in the car, just get in the car.

Can you do that? | Ladies, can you please get in the car?

- You guys, get in the car-- | - What are you on?

- Shut up, Lucky, and get in the car. | - I want some.

You guys got pills?

It's kind of eerie out here...

in the middle of nowhere.

Eerie can be beautiful.

Are you excited to go back to school?

- Can I tell you something? | - Of course.

I don' t think I'm going back.

What?

You know that part-time construction job | I've been doing?

Yeah.

Well, my boss made me a really huge offer | the other day.

How much?

More than an English degree would get me.

- Really. | - But I don't know.

He said I had to start right away, | so, I don't know.

Hey, you only got one year left. | Don't you wanna graduate?

Yeah...

my mom really wants me to graduate...

but I just kind of want to see | what Tyler has to say.

How long has it been | since you've seen him?

Two years, I think.

I mean, he's only been by the house twice | in the last six years...

ever since my dad left.

He didn't want to get stuck with | the whole job of taking care of our mom.

Yeah, but you did the right thing.

- I mean, you did the responsible thing. | - Yeah.

Sometimes I wish I could be more like Tyler.

I mean, he never has a steady paycheck...

but he always knows where the good surf is.

This trip, I think, is gonna be one of | the last times I'm gonna see him for a while.

Why did you come along?

I don't know.

I've never been on a road trip before.

What? No!

Really?

What are we doing here?

Well, this is the right we're supposed | to make to head down to the peninsula...

and it's another three hours.

Tyler told me there's a bathroom | behind this place.

So, if anyone has to go, do it...

because it's going to be | au naturel after that.

I gotta go.

- Yeah? | - Yeah.

- You want me to come with you? | - No, it's cool.

- Sure? | - Yeah.

- Just right down here? | - Yeah, around back.

Okay.

We'll be here.

What was that?

Did you hear that?

- Oh, my God! | - What happened? Are you all right?

No. There's somebody | in the freaking bathroom!

Oh, sh*t! I dropped my bag.

- We got to go back and get-- | - No, I don't know what it was.

Just get in the car.

Now!

Lucky, come with me.

Hello?

Is there a man here?

I'm very dangerous.

Can you believe this sh*t?

Lucky?

I'm scared, come and hold me. | Hold me tight.

Yeah. Really f***ing cute.

There's nobody here, Colin.

That's her bag, B.

Oh, yeah.

You know, the girl is bananas.

- What? | - There's nobody here.

You're a character.

All right, let's get out of here.

- I gotta check this place out. | - What do you mean?

- I wanna get some footage. | - No, let's just go.

Give me a minute.

No way.

This place is a zoo.

Hello, mama.

Hey, let's go!

All right!

- Go, go! Get in the car! | - Sh*t, sh*t!

- What? What? | - What's going on?

Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t!

Move it.

Go! Jesus, drive!

What's going on?

Go! Go!

Holy sh*t! Shift... Throw him off!

Get the f*** out of here!

Sh*t! Holy sh*t!

- What the f***? | - What was that?

He ate a live rooster, that guy.

- What? | - Yeah, like a rooster.

What a f***ing sicko! He ate that chicken?

What? What are you looking at?

Well, you ought to reserve your judgment | until you walk a mile in those shoes.

No, listen to me, | if I'm ever starving like that...

I'll grow some f***ing vegetables. | I'm not gonna eat a live chicken, okay?

Honestly.

Well...

I've heard of sucking cock, | but that sh*t is ridiculous.

Tyler said the sweet spot was | about 40 miles after the gas station.

It should be right around here, then.

Look!

- That's it. That's the spot. | - Oh, my God.

- That is insane! | - It's beautiful.

- Man, should have got an award for this. | - Wow.

- Let's go. Let's hit it. | - Right.

- Boys! | - Yes!

- This is so hot. | - It's beautiful.

So good.

Where is everybody?

Tyler said that they're staying | at the old compound...

but I don't know where that is.

He said meet him out here by the peninsula.

You know what? | They probably went on a beer run.

'Cause they left their bikes | and their boards here.

Damn it.

Hey, do you guys have a cell phone?

No.

Colin.

Check out the shape.

- Let's go get wet. | - Let's do this.

Hey, how about a wave?

How about a smile?

How about some titties?

Hey, watch it.

We're all here just to have fun.

That's what I'm talking about.

Fun!

Hey, how about Ashley joins Rose | for a little hot lesbo action, huh?

What could be more fun than that?

Us splitting and leaving | you here on the beach.

Okay.

Sorry about him.

Give a little flash, huh? Just a quick one?

- No. | - Come on.

You know, I missed it when you flashed | that trucker earlier. You owe me.

I don't think so.

Come on, huh?

It's Mexico...

no one's around, we're all friends.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

You never give up, do you?

Okay...

turn off the camera.

Done.

What?

- No, I wasn't... It wasn't for... | - Whatever.

Look. Don't touch.

Come on, | what's a guy gotta go to get with you?

How about not making an ass out of himself | for starters?

- Cock tease. | - What?

What was that?

Wait, I didn't hear you. | Why don't you say that to my face?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Hey, Lucky, where are you going?

For a walk.

Yeah, you like that, you little butt monkey?

Yeah. Oh, God.

Yeah, you little sex kitten.

What the f***?

Hello!

Hola! Hello!

F***!

I can't shoot surf porn here | with perverts lurking around.

It's totally blown out.

Hey, Colin!

Yeah, I'm gonna go and do some exploring.

Cool, man. Hey, if you see Tyler or anyone, | can you send them this way?

Done.

Hey.

Want some company?

No.

Shot down!

What was that all about?

Someone made a wrong turn.

Holy crap!

F***!

Sh*t.

You work out a lot, don't you?

No, I don't have time to work out.

Unless swinging a hammer counts.

Colin.

- Do you mind? | - Sure.

Okay, that's fine. Thanks.

My turn.

Legs first.

Higher.

- Colin! | - What?

Colin!

What? What is it?

You better come see this.

Is that your brother's truck?

F***.

Tyler!

- What? | - lt will click, but it won't start.

He's got gas.

What the f***? Jumper cables.

Hey, man. This isn't like Tyler.

He should've been able to dig himself | out of here.

Colin, man, this is weird.

- No sh*t it's weird. | - No, man. The f***ing food's gone.

It's all been eaten.

The car stereo's still here, the keys.

Check this out.

That's Maya. That's Tyler's girlfriend.

Who would raid the truck for food, | but leave the keys, the money, the stereo?

How the f*** am I supposed to know?

Okay, okay. | At least we know they weren't robbed.

The truck's stuck. Maybe he went | to the next village to get help.

What happened?

Animals could've eaten all the food.

But how would they open the doors?

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