Trick Page #6
- R
- Year:
- 1999
- 89 min
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but the bathroom door's locked,
so l'm kind of standing there.
l'm looking at the wallpaper,
which was giving me a headache.
Then the toilet flushes.
The door opens,
and the sh*t guy walks out...
and he's smiling.
Not one of those polite
acknowledgment smiles.
He's smiling,
like he's happy about something.
All of a sudden,
l didn't have to pee anymore.
How's everything?
Fine.
Everything's fine.
Want to hear the audition
monologue l'm working on?
No, l have new intentions.
-You really don't get it.
-What?
You have been monopolizing
this entire conversation...
since we got here.
Look, you're my best friend.
You know l love you...
but right now, l don't want
to hear your audition monologue.
l didn't come here
to have you sit down...
invite yourself over,
and talk about sh*t.
l was just talking.
l know, but--
Why are you being such a jerk
all of a sudden?
Yeah.
Sh*t's funny.
Sh*t's sh*t. Give it a rest,
you Nancy priss ass...
and let us enjoy ourselves.
l promise l'll call tomorrow.
l promise l'll see your show...
but right now,
l need to be alone with Mark.
Please, don't ruin this for me.
What are you trying to say?
Go someplace else.
Take your girlfriends.
Practice your audition monologue
on them--
whatever--but please just go.
You know, every time
that you insinuate...
that l should sleep with women,
l feel like--
-l didn't mean that.
-l don't know.
l feel like l have to respond
respectfully...
because l don't want you
to think...
that l think that it's wrong
or bad or nasty.
But you bring it up
every five minutes.
lt's the most annoying thing
about you.
Don't get upset.
l don't want
to sleep with women!
l'm sorry, Gwen.
l can't tell you why.
You're not that way, that's why.
-Katherine--
-Yes, l can.
l can.
This may be hard
for you to believe, gay boy...
but l am heterosexual.
There are such things as
heterosexuals in this world...
and l am one of them.
But you won't listen to me.
You won't drop the subject.
Just because
it bothers you so much...
it's obvious you have lesbian
issues you're afraid to face.
l have lesbian issues?
l don't have lesbian anything!
God, it's like when my dad asked
why l won't move to New Jersey.
What?
lt'd take me an hour and a half
to get to an audition.
Can you imagine my dad saying,
''l can tell by your reaction...
''there's a part of you
that wants to move...
''but you're afraid to face it''?
Holy wow.
Doesn't anybody here get it?
l'm not a lesbian, l don't
want to move to New Jersey...
and where's the cheese
on these goddamn f***ing fries?
Can you let me out?
Hey, Puss.
l'm sorry, babe.
l'm sorry that l got so mad.
Well, l'm sorry.
lt...
lt's my fault.
Maybe l am a dyke.
l don't know.
lt'd be a whole lot easier
to get a date.
Come here.
Oh, God.
Why can't you be straight?
You don't like any straight men.
l don't know any straight men.
Kath, are you OK?
Oh, yeah, l'm fine.
You owe me four dollars
for the French fries.
We're going to my place to watch
a video of tonight's show.
Do you want to go?
Sure. One second.
You better get back inside.
l'm going to put your name
on the comp list for tomorrow.
l'll be there.
You better, motherf***er.
Tonight's been a mess.
But, you know,
some of the mess...
l did have
a good time tonight...
even though, you got to admit
it was really a mess.
You know, l would've invited you
back to my place, but--
Aw, it's all right.
Don't worry about it.
No. l would have, but...
the lady l told you about...
She's my mother.
l live at home.
Thank you.
l have to pee.
Me, too.
We're alone.
Yeah, finally.
Enter you
Voila, it's showtime
l hear the music of a
Dance and a dum-diddy
Enter you
You're singing it wrong.
What?
Don't sing it.
lt's a good song.
Shut up.
Well, it is.
You're being polite.
Shut up.
You really think so?
Yeah. lt's really good.
Enter you
That's all l know.
You have to teach me the rest.
l need a piano.
We've already established that.
You know, l think it's good
how this turned out.
You do?
Yeah. We got the hard part
over with.
Oh, what about the sex?
What kind of a girl
do you think l am?
Hey, this is Mark.
You got me.
Leave a message.
Enter you
Voila, it's showtime
You brought the house down
With a dance and a dum-diddy
Enter you
ln less than no time
This ugly drama
Has become
Pretty
Up went the curtain
My lines felt wrong
lntermission seemed so far away
Applause uncertain
The scenes too long
Life was like
an uninspiring play
But now you're here
We meet stage center
l thought my story line
was through
Then from the blue
Enter
You
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