Trick Page #5
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- 1999
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each other tonight?
Yeah. Can we make this
as fast as possible?
And you want to do each other?
Gabriel, how do you know
you can trust this guy?
You don't really know
You're right.
l don't know him at all.
l think it's kind of a turn-on,
don't you?
Anonymous sex--
That's pretty hot.
Yeah, pretty hot.
Let's just look for the keys.
That's the great thing
about anonymous sex--
You can say
you're just about anyone...
and your partner can't disagree.
Do you want to see l.D.?
Well, l do.
Oh, you went to a Soonie school?
What'd you major in?
Journalism.
Well, his name's really Mark.
l don't see them.
When you know too much
about a person...
sometimes it's hard
to think of them sexually...
but when you know someone
only in a sexual way...
it's hard to think of them
as a person.
Can l have my wallet back?
l want to be
a sex counselor someday.
That's my dream.
Great.
You know, personally,
as a sexually active female...
l find the idea of two men
getting it on incredibly hot.
Are you sure they're here?
No, l'm not sure.
Can you stand still for a second
and let me explain?
You know what they say--
Everyone's bisexual to a degree.
But to a degree, everyone is.
There's this part in Paris
where everyone's bi--everyone.
There's no straight, no gay--
just bi...
and anyone who hasn't been
doesn't even know.
lt's great.
Have you ever been to Paris,
Gabriel?
l bet you have,
haven't you, Mark?
Can we just find the keys?
Ooh, it hasn't been
a very good night for someone.
You guys done yet?
We're looking!
Why are you so upset, Gabriel?
l'm not upset.
OK, l'm upset.
Do you want to talk about it?
Well, that's valid.
Mark?
l'm sorry.
We never should've gone
to that club.
You were kissing him.
Dino's this guy
l used to date...
and, actually,
he was kissing me...
but, technically, you're right,
and l'm sorry.
l don't usually go there
with anybody.
Especially not somebody l...
l don't know
what's happening tonight...
and l don't know
how you feel about me.
Gabriel,
l think now is a good time...
for you to verbalize
your feelings.
Why did you just leave?
Why didn't you say anything
to me?
l pay rent here, too, you know!
Gabriel, maybe Mark deserves
to know why you left...
without telling him.
l left because
of what the drag queen...
in the bathroom told me.
There was a drag queen
in the bathroom?
Here we go.
What did he say?
He said a lot,
but the gist of it...
was that tonight was
-What?
-Tonight.
lt was all lines.
''Oh, look at me.
l'm sleeping on the subway.''
l was tired.
You didn't have to stare.
This old lady--
l don't like bringing guys
back to my place.
And so what?
l was trying to pick you up.
Well, it worked.
Why is that such a problem?
Why were you listening to him?
l didn't have much of a choice.
-l slept with him one time.
-He mentioned that.
Did he also tell you
he videotaped it?
Oh, sh*t.
Yeah.
Without telling me.
And then right when
l'm about to, you know...
Orgasm?
Right. He tells me
to move into the light...
and l figured it out,
so l grabbed the tape...
and l got the f*** out of there.
Well, he didn't say that--
about the video--
but he said you left.
You know, this whole night
should've been over hours ago.
lt's gotten
way too complicated.
l just keep waiting
for the other shoe to drop...
because l know that you're
just going to dump me...
like you dumped
that Whiffenpoof.
What the hell is a Whiffenpoof?
A singer!
l feel stupid
spending this entire evening...
looking for a place
just to get off.
Oh, is that all we were doing?
That's all l was doing.
Really?
Definitely.
You know...
l know l picked you up
on the subway and all...
so l don't know why
you'd be any different than...
l don't know.
something more going on tonight.
And just for the record,
the Whiffenpoof dumped me.
Judy, your sheet slipped.
Aw, sh*t.
-Cover yourself.
-Would you lighten up?
You know, in Europe,
breasts are breasts.
They're very natural
and beautiful things.
-Just--
-Would you let me be?
Put them away, Judy.
lt's not like anything
would've happened.
You're not in Paris anymore.
ls this the way you've been
acting the past six months?
Yes. For the past six months...
l've been
touring France topless.
And you want to know something?
Nobody seems to care.
Get over it, Rich.
-What are you doing, Judy?
-What does it look like?
Can't you see
l'm getting dressed?
l'm going home to
my grandmother's in Connecticut.
Look, here's the keys.
l knew you were different
when l saw your hairy armpits.
Judy found your keys.
Are you hungry?
Oh, my God, it's so hysterical
that you guys are here.
lsn't that hilarious?
French fries.
Thank you.
lt's really good you didn't come
to the show tonight.
We were really off.
You want some?
Anyway, the girl
playing John the Baptist--
horribly allergic to gladiolas--
Who knew?
So there's a chance
Oh, yeah.
Should we tell her?
We're out of Thousand lsland.
l gave you Ranch.
Oh, well.
l have to tell you
about this really artsy party...
this French-Canadian girl
Everyone there, they wrote,
like, poems or novellas.
So this one college guy--
He was Asian--
He gets up with this little
leatherette portfolio...
with a satin ribbon to tie it,
and he's going to read poetry.
But before he starts reading...
he tell us about his fascination
with the human body.
But he says what
fascinates him even more...
is what comes out
of the human body.
l know l'm lactose intolerant...
but l really wish
these had cheese on them.
Anyway, evidently,
he's tasted everything...
that's come out
of his body except sh*t...
and he says he'll probably
taste that one day, too.
And then he reads
a poem about sh*t...
so l'm thinking,
But then he keeps reading,
and he reads seventeen poems...
all about sh*t.
Seventeen. l'm not kidding.
And he's talking about
the smells and the colors--
Gabe, can you pass me
the ketchup?
l was so relieved
when he got tired of reading.
Then this ethnic woman
stands up.
She was Native American
or Filipino. l can't tell.
She didn't have a poem
to read...
so she tells us about a problem
she's having--this sex problem.
She said there's some force...
that's just making her
screw around all the time.
Now all these guys
are after her...
and, l mean, she's not
what l would call sexy.
Not that l'm into women, but
l can tell when a woman's sexy.
l mean, it's not that
she was a skank or anything.
She just wasn't what l would
call sexy, that's all.
Anyway--This is really funny--
l drank so much homemade
rose hip iced tea...
that l really had to pee
in the middle of her story.
So l go to the bathroom...
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