Tripping The Rift: The Movie Page #6
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- 2008
- 75 min
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Nix the prison b*tch talk.
Here come the local natives.
Hi, there, neighbors.
We noticed you moving in.
I'm Sue Anne.
I'm Danielle.
And I'm horny.
Sue Anne, Danielle, Horny.
I'm Ch...
Chance.
I'm Chance.
They're a bunch
of nobody-losers
who cannot hold any
possible interest for you.
Chance, I was wondering.
Have you seen my p*ssy?
No, but the night
is still young.
Chance!
Here it is.
Chance? What do you
think of my hooters?
They're magnificent.
Chance!
No, silly, up there.
Hey! Want to see my ass?
You have a donkey?
No. An ass.
Why don't you all kiss it!
Whoa! I've seen smaller
cracks on a fault line.
I virtually threw myself
at that miserable
mauve motherf***er,
and he still hasn't
come sniffing around.
Perhaps I was too subtle.
Yeah.
"Have you seen my p*ssy?"
Really subtle.
If you insist on
jumping his bones,
why don't you throw
a "welcome to the
neighborhood" party?
Hey, that's a great idea.
Where? When?
Why not here, tonight?
I have an idea.
Ron always liked my
Lobster Thermador.
All I need is 3 pounds
of cheddar cheese,
nutmeg, six bottles
of dry white wine,
a dozen lobsters,
and 30 gallons
of boiling water.
Is it any wonder
why her husband
had a f***ing heart attack?
I hear the dead woman's
husband next door left town.
Smart guy.
Aren't you curious as to
why she killed herself?
We should take a look around.
Geez, why don't you
marry a Spice Girl
and sign for the L.A. Galaxy?
Oh, dear. Now I'll have to climb
over the fence
and get it back.
If I stay around
here much longer,
I'm going to kill something.
If you don't stay,
you might be the
one getting killed.
I'm willing to re-enter
the civilized world
and take my chances.
There's no way that
assassin will ever find me,
and if he does,
I'll kick his ass!
It's the babe from
across the street.
Hello again, Chance.
I've just dropped
by to invite you
over for a welcoming party.
One moment.
I'll consult my friends.
Please, Six!
Let me go. I'll be good.
I promise. Please!
It'll be safer
if we come along.
Thank you.
Are my friends invited?
If they're not, who cares?
I'll just tell them they
are and ditch them later.
Of course they're invited
except for the ugly fat
one with the big ass.
Deal! What time
should we be there?
Anytime you're ready.
The front door is always open,
or you can go
around to the back
and enter that way.
And don't worry.
We're harmless.
"They are all stupid, shallow,
"and I believe quite insane.
I fear for my life."
Holy sh*t!
Those crazy
housewives killed her!
Hey, you'll never...
Damn!
Don't forget to
use your aliases.
Hi, neighbors.
Glad you could make
our little party.
Come on in.
And no hanky panky.
I promise.
Are you crossing your fingers?
Of course not.
So! Throw a party
and not invite me?
Well, nobody kisses
off Deirdre Clit
and gets away with it.
Yes. I think I have.
Look who's here, everyone.
Our new neighbors.
Hi, Chance.
We didn't catch yournames.
Hi, ladies. I'm Wally.
Who cares?
I'm Seven.
We all lie about
our ages, honey,
but aren't you
stretching it a bit?
And I'm Guffman.
I'm a 500k model.
You shouldn't sell
yourself short, Guffman.
Danielle used to be a model,
and she'd charge a
lot more than 500K.
I beg your pardon.
I'll get it!
Can I get you guys a drink?
Tie me to the bedpost.
That's vodka,
rum, melon liquor,
and sour mix, right?
No, tie me to the
bedpost. Really.
I'm looking for my friends.
I don't believe
you were invited.
Oh, my God! I'm too late!
What have you done,
you crazy b*tch!
Get a grip, Cujo!
What are you talking about?
Quit blowing smoke up my ass.
I heard a scream.
It's the lobsters.
I just put them in the water.
Yeah? Then where's Chance?
Strange. He and Sue Anne
were here a moment a...
Chance? You
better not be doing
what I think you're doing.
Whoa!
Come on, get 'em off,
you sexy orb of
purple Play-Doh.
I'm trying!
But you'll have to
remove that finger first.
Chance? Where are you?
I can't be found like this!
What is it with that woman?
She's just jealous.
I mean, who could blame her.
Quick, think up a story.
Where is he?
I don't know what you mean.
I just came in
here for a lie-down.
My menstrual cramps
hurt like hell.
Hey, sweetheart.
Looking for a little action?
Chode? Is that you?
Forget Chode, baby.
He can't do with his
tongue what I can.
Whip! You're drunk.
Not that drunk.
And this was me at the
office a few years ago.
I was high up on
the corporate ladder.
You were a window cleaner?
That was before John
suggested that I quit
and become a full-time
housewife and mother.
How considerate.
After all, those are the most
precious days of a woman's life.
I hated the bastard for it,
and I wish he'd been
run over by a bus.
I couldn't agree more.
And these are the twins.
They are so adorable.
No, they're not.
They're ignorant, stupid,
and don't do a
word I tell them to.
Have you tried disciple?
Why, Guffman, you naughty boy!
And...that's how
you do the fox trot.
Now, the waltz is something
completely different.
Not so rough!
Quick! We have to
get out of here!
They killed their neighbor,
and we could be next!
I don't believe it.
Less than two hours to
go to my birthday bash,
and Six insists
I mow the lawn.
Soft fleshy snatch,
silicone snatch.
So what? Women
are all the same.
Not getting into Chance's
pants was bad enough,
but lobster three times
a day for the next month?
Give me a break. What's
going on over there?
Oh, my Lord! It's
a man with a gun!
And he's pointing
it at Chance!
He's kinda cute.
Damn! Here comes
that whore Deirdre.
I saw him first.
Back off, b*tch!
This one's mine.
Stop scratching! There's
enough here for all of us.
That's it. I've had enough.
We're out of here.
Look at them.
They'll screw
anything that moves.
But they didn't kill me,
and I wasn't referring
to them in my journal.
I was talking about
that bunch of foreigners
who moved in next door to me.
My friends are right.
I am a paranoid,
bigoted, irrational snob.
And yes, I shot myself.
I mean, who wants to live
next to stupid
a**holes like that?
I just got charged 200
at the door for admission.
What a rip-off!
This party sucks!
I said charge everybody
Except that sexy
little clown over there.
Her drinks are free.
I want her nice
and loosey-goosey.
Thanks, Babette. For what?
For the birthday bang you're
going to give me tonight.
Dream on, you
bloated sack of sh*t!
That's what you think.
What?
I said have another drink.
What do you mean
you have no intention
of deprogramming that android?
Read my lips. Chode is toast.
But he promised not to f...
Have sex with Babette.
Yeah, and he better not.
But if you think I'm going
to call off the Arnie,
you're out of your
friggin' minds.
Why should I?
This is my chance to get rid
of Chode once and for all!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I just gotta check out
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