Tripping The Rift: The Movie Page #5
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- 2008
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Now, all I have
to do is figure out
how this key is going
to lead me to it.
Probably got some kind
of magical element.
An ancient spell...
Hey! Look! There's a
little red button here.
I just got chill bumps.
Here you are, sir. The
key to the treasure.
This isn't the key to the
treasure, you dunderfuck!
What are you
waiting for, Chode?
Stick it in.
Gus, promise you'll never
say that to me again.
Two minutes till the
annihilation of Pyridia.
Holy sh*t! The f***ing
thing's booby trapped!
The treasure! The
f***ing treasure!
It's all yours!
Sh*t!
Good news, Chode.
The radio is back
up and running,
and I've made contact
with the others.
We'll join them
in next to no time.
Don't be so depressed.
You may have missed
out on the treasure,
but you'll always have
us, you faithful crew.
You really know how rub salt
in the old wounds, don't you?
Where were you two?
On your honeymoon?
Don't ask. Any
sign of that clown?
the slip, Uncle Chode.
And what the hell were
you doing on my ship?
I beamed myself aboard.
The dude at the
transporter boutique
wasn't in much shape
to do it himself.
I don't get it.
Who is that crazy clown,
and why is he trying
to kill Uncle Chode?
You're not going to
believe me if I tell you.
Try us, kid.
The other night,
my folks were in bed talking.
I was listening by the wall.
My dad had just...
Do you always listen
to your parents
when they're in bed,
you little pervert?
Well, I...
Hey! Do you want to
hear my story or not?
Yeah. Button your pie hole,
T'nuk. Let the kid speak.
Like I said, my
dad had just...
Were they talking dirty?
You know, using words
like cornhole, ream, suck?
Listen up! My dad had just
returned from Bobo's mansion,
he'd been there answering
You little slut!
I should have had you
fixed the day you were born.
You're going to get
rid of it, or else.
Shove it, Pop!
Don't tell me to shove it,
or I'll put my size
How could you have
done this to me?
You, you harlot!
Okay, okay, cool it, you two!
We've been getting complaints
from all over this zone.
Relax, Commander.
My husband's just trying
to bond with his daughter.
And you can keep
your trap shut!
I blame you for all of this.
Your daughter can't
help being a tramp.
It runs in your family!
All right, what's
this all about?
It seems our daughter'sgone
and got herself pregnant.
You don't know
the worst of it.
Chode is responsible.
When I get my hands on him,
I'll ram a party
favor down his throat
and blow it out his anus!
When did this alleged act
of penetration take place?
at Chode's birthday party.
I don't want to hear any more!
She got drunk and did it
with him in a washroom stall.
When I think of that
disgusting pile of excrement
with my little girl.
And now she refuses to
terminate the bastard.
If you don't mind
me saying, Bernice,
you're taking
this pretty well.
That's because, unlike
my loser husband,
the vile act of copulation
never takes place.
Wh...What? What do you mean?
Remember that combat android
you constructed last year?
The Arnie 1000. Sure I do.
The first time I programmed
it to fight the Gleopadians,
some grunt lobs a grenade
at it and destroys it.
News bulletin, bonehead.
It wasn't destroyed.
Seems for once in your miserable
life you exceeded yourself.
The thing's indestructible.
Well, where is it?
Right now it's two
months in the past.
I hope you didn't use a
Federation Time Displacer.
That's not allowed.
So's doing my daughter!
The b*tch refuses to
terminate Chode's spawn,
so I've programmed
it to terminate Chode
before he does her.
Bernice, that was
sneaky, underhanded,
cold-blooded, and vicious.
I knew there was some
reason I married you.
Cut the sh*t! You married
me for my Kroenigs!
Aw, shut your gob, you b*tch!
b*tch, b*tch, b*tch...
So you've also transported
back from the future.
Is that why you're naked?
You can't use the Federation
Time Displacer wearing clothes?
Not really. It's
gratuitous nudity.
Tell me about it.
You gotta help me.
You have to get Bernice
to call that thing
off, I'm begging you.
If you promise not
to screw Babette,
I'll return to the
future and tell Bernice.
I'm sure she'll deprogram it.
I promise.
Okay. Wish me luck.
Wait, I hadn't finished.
I promise to
stick it to Babette
until her eyeballs pop.
Chode, are you crazy?
That android will kill you.
But you heard the kid.
Bernice will call it off.
And if you guys think
I'm going to pass up
this opportunity to
drive Bobo up the wall,
you're the crazy one.
Besides, that Babette's
Chode, what if Adam 12
can't convince Bernice
to stop that thing?
She's not exactly
Miss Congeniality.
Yeah, you might have a point.
I suppose it wouldn't
hurt to lie low
for a little while
until the party.
Right?
My name is Alice Marie.
Nothing strange has
ever happened in my life.
That is, until recently.
That was when I
went in to my bedroom
and retrieved an old revolver
that hadn't been
used in years.
Goddamn f***ing piece of sh*t!
Alice certainly had
a beautiful funeral.
Yes. Yes.
Except when that whore Deirdre
grabbed her husband's ass.
She had so many
good qualities.
I'll even miss
Alice's bad qualities.
Remember she tended to
be a little paranoid.
And she was bigoted.
And a snob.
And irrational.
A funny thing
happens when you die.
Your body is gone,
but you can still see
and hear everything.
What a bunch of b*tches.
Hey, there's that
strange family
that moved in next
to Alice's place.
They've sure been
keeping to themselves.
Where do you
think they're from?
Probably Africa.
They've brought their
wildebeest with them.
This may sound weird,
but I've been without,
um, male companionship
for so long,
even that disgusting
fat, purple one
is beginning to look good.
I hear you, sister.
My dear old hubby spends
so much time working,
I'm ready to date a banana.
No wonder that broad
next door shot herself.
This place is so boring.
I agree.
The flesh-burning puss swamp
controlled by the
scab-infested anus rapers
on Planet Vomiteria
look good right now.
be happy living in this 'burb.
Wow! There's some really
I just broke the
all-time record
Universe of War Craft.
I rest my case.
I like to be here
Here on the sidewalk
Watching you,
baby, move it so sexy
I can feel the desire
You look at me
Your eyes are on fire
Chode, what are you thinking?
I'm thinking that if
I'm ever reincarnated,
I'd like to come
back as that car.
Chode, don't even consider
fooling around
while we're here.
We don't want to draw
attention to ourselves.
Or do you want to
end up as a corpse?
Or a prison b*tch
for 30 years?
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