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Grandpa! Grandpa Seth! Are you here?

- What happened?

- You were in the wrong room!

Holly was sleeping there.

I still have to learn

the layout of this house.

I'm glad to see you, Grandpa.

Did you see?

I managed to keep them from eating.

Now, you have to convince them

to leave here.

This is an evil place.

It is the kingdom of the goblins.

But why don't you tell my mommy

and daddy these things?

They don't listen to me.

Your mother has never taken my advice.

That's why she married

that good-for-nothing.

(crackling)

The powers of evil are very strong here.

I must leave.

But I'll be back, Joshua.

I'll be back.

Grandpa? Only you

can do something. Only you.

Damn! There's no milk.

There's no coffee. There's nothing.

- Didn't anyone remember to get supplies?

- We left in too much of a hurry, Drew.

- Go into town. Do the shopping now.

- With what? I don't have any money.

- Just take it out of the group fund.

- OK.

Is breakfast ready, dear?

There's nothing in the whole house.

No eggs, no bacon.

There's just a lot of milk,

but it's all like this.

It must be a week old.

Good morning, Mom. Good morning, Dad.

- (Holly) What's for breakfast?

- Nothing.

What? I'm hungry enough

to eat a horse.

I've been fasting for two days.

Josh and I will run into town

to the general store. Right, Josh?

- OK.

- We won't be gone long.

- Hello, son.

- Hi.

Are you in training?

- No. Just goin' shopping.

- Hop in. You'll save your breath.

OK. Thanks.

- I'm Sheriff Gene Freak.

- Oh, nice to meet you, Sheriff.

Are you just passing through Nilbog?

I'm on vacation with some friends.

We parked our camper on the road.

- Are you hungry?

- Well, a little bit. Yeah.

(eerie music drowns out voices)

- Thanks. It's good.

- I'm sure you'll all enjoy Nilbog.

We're hospitable people,

especially to strangers.

Here's the general store.

Oh, where do the girls around here

go at night?

Ha-ha! The girls! That's good!

(laughs raucously)

- Can I help you?

- Coffee.

There's no coffee here in Nilbog.

It's the Devil's drink!

Eggs.

- Eugh!

- Bacon.

Are you crazy, boy?

We're vegetarians here in Nilbog.

Didn't you know that?

Here's some Nilbog milk.

Special milk, high in vitamin content.

- Here, it's free.

- Free?

Of course it's free.

We love tourists here in Nilbog.

Try some, boy. And have some

of your friends drink some also.

Thank you.

D'you feel all right?

Yeah.

- Hey, you.

- Yeah?

- Your friend has a message for you.

- Who? Arnold?

Yeah. He said to meet him in the house

that looks like an old church.

OK.

You can go through the woods.

It's only about a mile away.

Good morning, my little flower.

Oh!

No need to worry about the closed mouth.

You didn't have anything to say anyway.

Right?

With this you will become strong

and beautiful.

Now, I am going to welcome

our new neighbours.

I have just prepared this pudding

with wild nettles

and a few organic additives

to make it delicious

and purify the intestines.

See you later, my little flower.

We have to wait and be patient.

Grandpa! Grandpa Seth! Are you there?

Nilbog! It's "goblin" spelt backwards!

This is their kingdom.

Good morning.

I am your neighbour.

- I am Creedence Leonor Gielgud.

- Good morning.

Mom, I'm going for a walk.

- Hello, beautiful!

- Hi.

She is very

- appetising.

- Appetising?

Provocative.

I thought you might enjoy

one of my ancient recipes.

It's a traditional dish in these parts.

You shouldn't have gone

to so much trouble.

No trouble.

Really.

The lowest instincts

are spreading in a horrifying way.

All men, especially men from the cities,

are letting themselves succumb

to the vices of meat...

The flesh.

The decaying part of the body.

It is so material and repulsive.

Repulsive!

They're still here!

Symbol of original sin,

which has consumed and

caused the fall of the human race

which is so dear to us.

Flesh!

And by flesh I mean

all that stinking, disgusting meat.

- (everyone) Eugh.

- Hamburgers!

- Eugh!

- Steaks, the steak sausages!

And hot dogs,

sold by the side of the road.

The stink of smoked carcasses.

Eugh!

(groaning)

The humans nourish themselves

with these,

violating their own bodies,

infecting themselves,

creating uncurable ailments.

- Smelly bladders.

- Eugh!

Nests of infection.

- Clusters of haemorrhoids!

- Eugh!

Vicious, stinking

excrement!

Vicious, stinking...

Argh!

Elliot? Elliot!

Holly. What a surprise.

Choose, Elliot. Either me or your friends.

I don't understand.

D'you understand now?

Is it ready?

Here it is. Nice and creamy.

This is a wonderful cup of Nilbog

ice cream for a little child.

You're going to stuff yourself

with it, aren't you?

Kids with a sweet tooth like yours

love ice cream.

Help, Grandpa Seth! Help!

(everyone) Mm.

Open your mouth, my little friend.

Please, open it.

(Joshua) I won't! I don't want to!

(everyone) Mm!

Open your mouth, my little friend.

Please, open it!

Mmmm!

No, I won't! I don't want to!

Joshua!

Stop!

What are you doing to my son?

- We were giving him some ice cream.

- Daddy, they're goblins!

- Monstrous beings!

- What?

They were giving me ice cream

so they could eat me later.

An active imagination.

A bit morbid, isn't he?

Look! They all have a mole

the shape of a clover leaf!

And Nilbog is "goblin" spelt backwards.

I'm telling you, Daddy. They're monsters.

Mr and Mrs Presents,

what are you doing here?

You were supposed to be at my house.

We had car trouble.

We'll be leaving this evening.

OK.

It was nice meeting... meeting all of you.

My son and I must be leaving now.

We need time

for some things to happen.

We must have patience until tonight.

- Christ!

- What?

Your sister Holly's

with that playboy son of the Coopers.

- They're my friends!

- Who do you think you are?

- Don't ever hit me again.

- Stop it!

Oh, no!

- So, kids, how's life?

- Listen, Mr Waits...

I don't speak to people who arrive late

and upset their girlfriends.

- You've given me a bad impression.

- Come on, Dad.

- We'll talk, Holly. OK?

- We need to have a serious talk.

Forget about your friends and

come to our house, or forget about Holly.

- All right. I'm coming.

- Elliot!

- You're gonna leave me here alone?

- Yes.

- What do I tell Drew and Arnold?

- Whatever you want.

- What am I gonna do?

- Take the camper. Do what you want.

What about the beautiful liberated girls?

Is anyone here?

Sh*t!

I'm so dizzy.

(muffled cries)

(muffled) Drew!

Drew, look at me!

Drew!

- Arnold?

- (muffled cries)

Is that you?

- Arnold, what's happened?

- (muffled cries)

- (unintelligible)

- What?

- Get me outta here, Drew. Get me out.

- OK. OK, don't fret.

Hurry, before that crazy lady gets back.

Grab the pot and drag me out quick!

I'll try.

(strains)

Hurry.

Hurry!

- What's wrong? Why did you stop?

- I don't feel so good.

You've gotta do it, man.

Grab hold and pull with all your strength.

- We can get out of this nightmare.

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