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- Hello!

Oh, no.

You were thinking of leaving us,

little flower?

No! Please, ma'am.

You will be punished for this!

(motor starts)

No! Please, ma'am. I beg you.

What are you gonna do to me with that?

I'm going to make a nice milkshake

for your friend.

But this won't hurt you.

You'll just feel a little tickle,

little flower.

(chuckles)

(country music)

What's going on here?

(hum of conversation)

(jolly country music)

(people sing along)

Oh, Michael!

Look what a surprise

they have prepared for us!

Finally! I am so hungry.

- What are you doing here, Elliot?

- Elliot's part of the family now.

Oh, Elliot!

What a pleasure to see you again,

Mr Waits.

We wanted to make up

for the misunderstanding we had.

Look! All the people of Nilbog

have decided to give you a party.

- We even have a little food.

- A little?! They've prepared a whole feast!

Dance, my children! Dance and eat!

- Eat!

- No! Don't eat this stuff!

They're monsters! They're all monsters!

If you eat this stuff, they'll kill us.

They're goblins.

Joshua! I've had enough. I want you

to go to your room immediately.

Children's fantasies. They will pass.

Of course.

Grandpa! Grandpa Seth! Grandpa!

Grandpa! Grandpa Seth! Answer me!

Grandpa Seth! Come quick!

Grandpa Seth!

(growls)

Help, Grandpa Seth! Help!

(squeals)

(piercing scream)

Grandpa!

We must move quickly to put out the fire.

What fire?

Guess.

(wails)

That is enough!

(country music continues)

We'll go around the house. When the time

comes, light the wick and throw the bottle.

I'll create some confusion with this.

Hurry! Let's put some fuel on the fire.

Cut it out, kid.

You'll never be able to stop us.

And as for you, old man,

go back to your kingdom of shadows.

I order you, for the sacred power

of the magic stone

and its lord,

go back to hell!

(Joshua) Grandpa!

Hang on!

Grandpa! Grandpa!

Joshua, you'll have to do it yourself!

Are you really in hell?

No.

But I know a sacred spell

a friend who was there taught me.

- What happened?

- (screams)

- Grandpa!

- (cries out)

Jesus!

(coughing)

Oh, my God! What is this?

He was one of us and you killed him!

Now it's your turn!

Joshua!

Quick, get in the house!

Oh, Lord of the magic rock of Stonehenge!

Come and protect your children!

Come and give us strength!

(wind howls)

Give me all my old powers,

oh, Lord of the magic rock!

There's sandwiches for tonight in here.

It will go easier if you eat 'em.

You'll make our work easier.

Otherwise, we'll be forced

to kill you violently!

It would be a shame!

The blood would mix with the meat.

We'd have to put them in vinegar

for the whole night.

Dear God! What can we do?

We don't even have enough weapons

to defend ourselves.

- Do something, Elliot! Please!

- I don't know what to do.

- We need Grandpa Seth here!

- Joshua, Grandpa Seth is dead.

I know he's dead, but up till now

he's been the one helping us.

But how do we get him to come?

By holding a seance, maybe?

You're a genius, big sister!

(music on television)

(static)

Oh!

What the hell is wrong with this thing?

(raunchy music)

Do you like it?

Shall we eat it together?

What kind of show is this?

I'm not a programme.

I'm real.

Come out, and you'll see.

(music continues outside)

- Won't you invite me in?

- Uh, yeah.

Yeah, uh, of course.

Do you like it?

(music stops)

What's the matter?

Aren't you hungry?

Uh... Actually I like popcorn.

Oh, well, no problem.

All we have to do is heat it up.

Nothing's happening.

Raise your hands.

Concentrate harder!

Grandpa Seth, come to us.

Let's show 'em we're still here!

Don't get distracted!

Concentrate harder.

Grandpa Seth, please come.

I don't like this.

Why don't they show any sign of life?

Grandpa, please come and help us.

(wind howls)

(Seth) Joshua! Joshua!

D-Dad!

- That's not possible!

- I knew you wouldn't leave us, Grandpa.

- That's the voice of your grandpa?

- Yes.

We have only ten minutes.

When that clock starts striking six,

I'll disappear.

And now it is forever.

Together, we can destroy the magic stone

that gives the goblins their power.

Concentrate, Joshua. Concentrate!

Yes, Grandpa.

Joshua?

Joshua? Joshua!

(growls)

Quick! Upstairs!

(roaring and growling)

Michael!

Grandpa!

Grandpa Seth, are you here?

(creaking)

Elliot! Help!

(squeals)

Go away, monster!

(growls)

Quick! Run!

Grandpa, where have you been?

Take this. Keep it.

You can only take out the contents

when you really need it.

- Do you understand?

- I understand.

And now?

Here it is - the Stonehenge magic stone.

The goblins' magic power.

What do we have to do, Grandpa?

Touch it. Only touch it.

Will it work?

I hope so.

(throaty growl)

Please, let's talk.

We're all humans here.

No more! No more popcorn.

(piercing scream)

Our queen is calling us.

Joshua is alone right now. Let's go.

Grandpa! Nothing's happening.

Something has happened now, Joshua.

- (clock strikes)

- I'm leaving.

Oh, no, Grandpa. Not now.

Joshua, I have to do this once again.

Remember, it's only the power of

goodness that can defeat the goblins.

Goodbye forever.

Goodbye, Grandpa.

Goodbye.

Argh!

What were you going to do, little one?

(evil laugh)

Get off!

And now,

we are going to feed you,

Joshua.

You've been fasting two days.

You're hungry,

right?

A double-decker baloney sandwich!

(gasps)

Don't do it!

Think about the fat in your blood!

Think about the cholesterol.

Think about the toxins!

Oh! No!

No!

Joshua!

Grandpa Seth's voice brought us here.

Quick, help me. Put your hands

on the stone and concentrate.

- What?

- Don't you see?

Only the power of goodness

can destroy these monsters.

- Put your hands on the stone.

- (ferocious growling)

Concentrate!

Concentrate more!

Concentrate!

Ingrate!

(screaming stops)

- I have to pass by the office.

- I need to go home for a while.

- I'll come with you.

- Joshua and I will wait for you at home.

Want some fruit, Joshua?

The fruit is still very good.

I don't want to eat for the next 20 years.

Mm. It's delicious!

- I'm going to my room to take a nap.

- Good idea.

I think I'll take a shower first.

(sighs)

I don't know how to thank you, Grandpa.

I hope you're OK up there.

(whispering) Joshua. Joshua.

(eerie whisperings)

(shower running)

Mom?

Mommy!

Mommy!

Mommy!

They're eating my mom!

Do you want some, Joshua?

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