Tromeo and Juliet Page #6
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- 1996
- 107 min
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Ready for the big day, son?
Right this way, my boy.
You know, since we all
had dinner together,
she's becoming
As a matter of fact--
You'll find that
after you're married
she'll become a docile
little bovine.
Now get on.
Padre, hurry!
Holy Mary, full of grace,
give this b*tch
the speed
of the holy spirit!
Hello, Juliet.
I wanted to stop by before
we got married to tell you that,
that I know
that you don't love me now.
But I feel that in the future--
-London.
-(Screams)
But I do.
I do love you.
No, no, no!
Oh, you're looking at my face,
aren't you?
What--what happened?
It's just acne.
Acne, Juliet.
That is not acne.
Did you see,
this is why I was so hesitant?
My father only let me
see you on good days.
Ugh!
Tell me you don't care, London.
Tell me your love for me goes
beneath the hide--I mean, skin.
Oh, boy.
Wait.
I have a special little present
just for you.
Surprise.
After all, you always said
(Juliet giggling)
(Laughing)
Bye-bye.
CAPPY:
You!Makeup.
You might as well have slipped
your hand into my pocket
and taken out
a billion dollars, girl.
God damn you--
You go ahead, Tromeo,
I'll take care of these goons.
F*** you!
Oh, God.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you
and f*** you at the same time.
No!
Juliet!
You leave
your daughter alone.
(Indistinct shouting)
My love.
(Cappy shouting)
I need my bow,
my bow, my bow!
-Where is my bow?
-Here you go, sir.
Where is my--
Not my coat bow, stupid,
my crossbow.
Here, Mr. Capulet.
Crossbow, good, thank you.
Sh*t.
I'm going to wipe you off
the face of the earth
like a piece of sh*t
from God's ass.
(Screaming)
JULIET:
I hate you!You sick bastard.
Vicious mole of nature.
(Groaning)
I can't see anything.
TROMEO:
Come on, he's done.You miserable f***ing
monkeys in heat.
Open that door.
Open that door now!
Swing it wide.
Swing it open!
Move in, out.
Get up there in one piece.
I'm gonna be the one
that's gonna break your bones.
Old Capulet brings
civilization to animals.
Look upon your
glass coffin, kids.
Look upon my work,
ye mighty, and despair.
Ozymandias,
Percy Bysshe Shelley.
Now!
My little pumpkins.
My little joy.
I'm going to open this door
and you're going
to follow me ever so quietly.
And go in ever so quietly
and do just as I say.
Key.
Open, open, open.
No, honey, don't!
I'm not Daddy's little
crenshaw melon any longer.
Don't! Don't, sweetie!
Well, looks like you are
off the hook, kid,
thanks to your friend,
the priest here.
He got a couple of very
legitimate signed confessions
out of these two lumps.
It's not my fault.
My father's an alcoholic.
And I'm a victim too.
Anyway, according to them
you acted in self-defense
against this
boofball Tyrone.
Thank you, Father.
What about
what we did to Cap?
Open and shut, obviously just
like you said, self-defense.
Matter of fact, I got a feeling
with Cap out of the way
things are gonna be a lot
more peaceful in Manhattan.
You guys are free to go.
You know, priest,
I like your style.
You ever consider coming
to work for a guy like me?
Do you ever get the chance
to work with kids?
Juliet.
Tromeo.
Come on, let's go,
she just wants me to stay.
Tromeo!
Oh, thank the lord
you haven't left yet, son.
I've been as bad
Dad, what are you
talking about?
Your father and I, we need
to tell you some things.
What's this?
It all started
when I was married to your dad.
was the triedest
and truest
of the sentimental fools.
So Cap concocted
a scheme to exploit
this trait to betray
Mont's nature
by simply twisting fate.
First, I fooled him
into thinking that the child
was his own and like
an old mother hen
he got attached
to the bone.
He thought never again
would he ever be alone.
Second.
I broke him the news
without remorse.
Hey, Monty jerk,
I want a divorce
and if you want
to know the truth,
this baby
don't belong to you.
These days they can
prove it in a lab
Cap is, you are not
the real dad.
So, hey, Monty,
I'm taking him away
and you got no legal right
to make him stay.
No, no! Don't! No!
INGRID:
Third. Cap told himhow he could keep the kid.
Sign right here.
INGRID:
He said.On the dotted line,
Silky Films all mine.
INGRID:
And so now Montysigned like Cappy asked.
Tromeo back and we would never
breathe a word of the fact
that I was your mom and Cap,
he was your dad.
And I never have,
that is to say until today.
So we got what we wanted.
Silky was won,
for losing a son.
So we're--
Son, perhaps you haven't
noticed but I'm black.
But, Dad, why didn't you
tell me about my mother?
Because I don't want
that b*tch whore
to have nothing,
nothing to do with your life.
So you are my brother?
See, kids, that's why
you can't be together.
Well?
Well?
Sweet are the uses
of adversity
which like the toad,
ugly and venomous,
wears yet a precious
jewel in his head.
Let every eye negotiate
for itself and trust no agent.
What are you guys talking about?
F*** it.
We've come this far.
Oh, no!
LEMMY:
Epilogue,six years later,
"Tromaville, New Jersey,
in the new world."
Hey, hey.
Monty.
How is my favorite
daughter-in-law?
Kids!
Grandpa's here!
KIDS:
Grandpa! Grandpa!Grandpa!
(Child crying)
Little Murray's
causing trouble again.
Hey, what's the matter, kid?
Need someone to play with?
Daddy will play.
Hold on.
LEMMY:
So this is the dawnof the 21st age
where love ever rules
and all is insane.
And all of our hearts free
to let all base things go.
As taught by Juliet
and her Tromeo.
(Laughter)
(Applause)
-Yeah. Oh, yeah.
-Troma!
-That is good.
-Hey, now I don't have to read the play.
Yea!
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