Trump: The Art of the Insult Page #11

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she was here on a fiancee visa.

Isn't that nice?

Oh, fiancee, wonderful fiancee.

When people are shooting

their friends in California,

when they're shooting

their friends.

Bye.

Bye.

Goodbye.

If some of those

wonderful people had guns

strapped right here,

and this son of a b*tch

comes out and starts shooting,

boom, boom, you know what?

That would've been a beautiful,

beautiful sight, folks.

Our country's so

politically correct

that we're going to hell.

Donald J. Trump is

calling for a total

and complete shutdown of Muslims

entering the United States

until our country's

representatives

can figure out what

the hell is going on.

We now have proposals

from the presumptive

republican nominee for

president of the United States

to bar all Muslims from

emigrating to America.

I watched President Obama today.

And he was more angry at me

than he was at the shooter.

You told CNN,

quote, Islam hates us.

Did you mean all

1.6 billion Muslims?

I mean a lot of 'em,

I mean a lot of 'em.

I will gladly lend you my copy.

If you look at his wife,

she was standing there,

she had nothing to say.

She probably maybe she

wasn't allowed to have

anything to say, you tell me.

But plenty of people

have written that.

What's the

father of the man responsible

for the Orlando massacre doing

at a Hillary Clinton rally?

Him sitting, 49 people killed.

We are unified.

If you're with me,

please, let's go out.

OF course he likes Hillary.

Because Hillary won't

even say the words

radical Islamic terrorism.

Hillary Clinton, through her

incompetence, created ISIS.

And now she wants

to get rid of it.

She stands, yes we

will fight ISIS.

She's the one that created it.

Her stupid, stupid policy.

Well at least I have

a plan to fight ISIS.

No no, you're telling the enemy

everything you wanna do.

No wonder you've

been fighting ISIS

your entire adult life.

You saw Hillary say last night,

you don't know more

than the generals.

Well, I'll tell you,

the generals aren't

doing so well right now.

I would bomb the

sh*t out of 'em.

I'm gonna bomb the sh*t

out of 'em, it's true.

I don't care.

I don't care.

You gotta knock 'em out.

Knock 'em the hell out.

And ISIS now is building

a hotel in Iraq.

They're competing with me.

Can you believe it?

We just spent a million

dollars building a soccer field

for our prisoners that

happen to be in Guantanamo.

What do you need a

million dollars for?

Level out of the

surface, let 'em play.

She was the worst

secretary of state

in the history of our nation.

Why would she be

a good president?

I think she'd be a

terrible president.

Hillary has experience,

but it's bad experience.

She has been outsmarted

and outplayed

worse than anybody

I've ever seen in

any government whatsoever.

I think he has shown

that he is dangerous.

She talks about

me being dangerous.

She's killed hundreds

of thousands of people

with her stupidity.

30 years you've been doing it,

and now you're just starting

to think of solutions.

If you were an

effective senator,

you could've done it.

But you were not an

effective senator.

Please allow her to respond.

She doesn't do anything

about anything other than talk.

With her, it's all

talk and no action.

Why did Hillary get

rid of her middle name?

Hillary rotten Clinton, right?

Maybe that's why,

it's too close.

You come in from China.

You see these

incredible airports.

We don't have the

money, because it's been

squandered on so

many of your ideas.

I wanna see a woman

become president,

but it cant' be her,

she's a disaster.

Hillary is so corrupt,

she got kicked off the

Watergate commission.

Payroll contribution will

go up as will Donald's,

assuming he can't figure

out how to get out of it.

But what we wanna do

is to replenish the

social security trust fund.

Such a nasty woman.

One of the worst things he said

was about a woman

in a beauty contest.

He called this woman miss piggy.

She went up from about

118 to about 170 pounds.

It was incredible.

And you can bet she's

going to vote this November.

Okay good.

At one point, she was

actually an eating machine.

And somebody said,

gee, that's not

a very nice thing to

say, but it's true.

He'd rather have a

puppet as president of

the United States.

No puppet, no puppet.

- And it's pretty clear.

- You're the puppet.

It's pretty clear

you won't admit.

No you're the puppet.

I'm watching television, and

I see her barking like a dog.

John Podesta said you

have terrible instincts.

Bernie Sanders said

you have bad judgment.

I agree with both.

I have much better

judgment than she does.

There's no question about that.

I also have a much better

temperament than she has.

It's just awfully

good that someone

with the temperament

of Donald Trump

is not in charge of

the law in our country.

Because you'd be in jail.

All you have to do is

take a look at WikiLeaks.

Because Bernie Sanders,

between super delegates

and Deborah Wasserman Schultz,

he never had a chance.

And I was so surprised to see

him sign on with the devil.

We have got to elect

Hillary Clinton and Tim Caine.

You know, Bernie Sanders

would've been a legend.

He would've gone down as a

legendary figure in history

if he didn't make the

deal with the devil.

But he made a deal with her,

and now he's just another guy.

My Bernie, my poor Bernie.

Oh, Bernie, I feel

so badly for Bernie.

Bernie Sanders has,

to use an old word

that I use on occasion,

he's lost his energy.

He wants to go home

and go to sleep.

But you know what?

A lot of Bernie

Sanders supporters

are gonna be voting for Trump.

I did not have sexual

relations with that woman.

He did not have sex

with that woman.

Oh, I'm so glad

they kept the dress.

Hillary Clinton's

only loyalty is to her

financial contributors

and to herself.

I don't even think

she's loyal to Bill,

if you wanna know the truth.

Uma is getting

classified secrets.

She's married to Anthony

Wiener, who's a perv.

You know the little

bing bing bing.

I love you very much.

You remember three weeks ago?

Donald Trump is sexist.

I brought her husband

into the equation, right?

Whitewater, impeachment, lies.

He didn't have sex

with that woman.

Two months later,

he's going, oh, well.

Indeed I did have a

relationship with miss Lewinsky

that was not appropriate.

Bill Clinton was

abusive to women.

Hillary Clinton attacked

those same women,

and attacked them viciously.

Four of them are here tonight.

These four very courageous

women have asked to be here.

Okay.

Hi, I'm Juanita Broderick.

And I'm here to

support Donald Trump.

Actions speak louder than words.

Mr. Trump may have

said some bad words,

but Bill Clinton raped me,

and Hillary Clinton

threatened me.

I don't think there's

any comparison.

Hillary was an enabler,

and she treated

these women horribly.

I think it's disgraceful

and I think she should be

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