Trump: The Art of the Insult Page #12

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ashamed of herself.

And she's gonna take ads

about little Donald Trump?

I was with Donald Trump in 1980.

I was sitting with

him on an airplane.

Yeah.

Wherever he could find

a landing spot, yes.

Believe me, she would

not be my first choice,

that I can tell you.

President Obama will

go down as perhaps

the worst president in the

history of the United States.

At least I will go

down as a president.

I don't think you people

like our president too much.

I continue to believe Mr.

Trump will not be president.

And the reason is because

I have a lot of faith

in the American people.

I think he's the worst president

maybe in the history

of our country.

I think he's been a disaster.

He's been weak, he's

been ineffective.

You look at this

so-called recovery,

it's setting record lows.

Having the republican

nominee is unfit.

To serve as president.

Our borders are

like Swiss cheese.

This man has done

such a bad job.

He has set us back so far.

I'd advise Mr.

Trump to stop whining.

The premiums are

going through the roof,

the deductibles, frankly,

you have to get hit

with a Komatsu tractor

in order to use 'em,

they're so high.

Suddenly he's acting like

he's a populist out there.

Man, I'm gonna fight

for working people.

Come on, man.

Five billion, we

spent on a website.

I hire people,

they do a website.

It cost me three dollars.

Here we go.

This is a Fox News

election alert.

Pennsylvania goes

to Donald Trump.

Donald Trump is the president

of the United States.

One year ago, what

started off as unlikely,

impossible, is now reality.

The fake media tried to stop us

from going to the White House.

But I'm president,

and they're not.

How about when a major anchor,

who hosted a debate,

started crying

when she realized that we won?

Donald Trump is

democratically elected.

If you have a son

in the Marine Corps.

The people in the

military defend.

Tears.

No, tell me this isn't true.

If you look at

it, even if you look

at our six toss up states

on the board right now,

even if Donald Trump won them

all, he'd still be short.

You watch John King, the

hand is shaking, quivering.

Donald Trump has won Wisconsin.

Donald Trump has won Michigan.

Oh, you could see, he's getting

ready to throw up all over.

And then they're looking

at the map, they're saying,

oh wow, there's no way

for Hillary Clinton

to become president, Donald

Trump is president of

the United States, all.

Preserve, protect, and defend.

The constitution

of the United States.

The constitution

of the United States.

So help me God.

So help me God.

Congratulations,

Mr. President.

Go ahead, go ahead.

President elect, since you are

attacking our news organization.

Not you, not you.

Can you give us a chance?

Your organization is terrible.

You are

attacking our news organization.

Your organization is terrible.

Can you give us a chance

to ask a question, sir?

Go ahead.

Sir.

Quiet.

I hate some of these people,

but I'd never kill 'em.

I would never kill them,

I would never kill them.

I would never do that.

Go ahead, she's

asking a question.

Can you say, categorically.

Don't be rude.

Mr. President

elect, can you

give us a question?

Don't be rude.

There's such lying,

disgusting people, it's true.

It's true.

Can you give us a question?

Don't be rude.

Can you give us a question?

No, I'm not gonna

give you a question.

I'm not gonna give

you a question.

Can you state categorically?

No, I wouldn't.

I would never kill 'em.

Just because the

attack of fake news,

and I just wanna ask you, sir.

I'm changing

it from fake news, though.

Doesn't that undermine, I know.

This is CNN.

Very fake news.

Sir, you and everybody

else say it's not a ban.

The president just

proved what the truth is.

All this has been spin,

and a distraction, why?

Chris, this is

where your spin fails.

This is where the fake

news propaganda collapses.

Hold on, do we have to write

the rules of

dignity, of decency?

Do we have to rewrite

the rules of decency?

Scott?

Do I think a

presidential tweet here

would be a nice gesture?

Absolutely, 100%, I do.

If you can't control

your tweeting habits,

your crazy, lunatic

70 year old man baby.

Then stop tweeting.

Go seek therapy.

Go knit, find a hobby.

Late last night,

the president tweeted,

despite the constant

negative press Covfefe.

I don't believe we as a nation

have reached

consensus on the exact

pronunciation of Covfefe.

- No, you're absolutely right.

- I don't know, no no.

I don't know if you

really mean that.

But that is exactly

why he apologized.

Let's talk about Libya,

the Russian reset.

Let's talk about her using 11

years of humanitarian crisis.

No no no no, I can't Katrina, I can't.

'Cause Donald Trump isn't

talking about the hearing.

I wanna talk to Dana Bash now.

Dana, can you hear me?

I can hear you.

It's very disturbing

the way this president

views a free press,

calling fake news,

and it's exercised

under the first amendment

to the constitution.

CNN found the Reddit user

who created the wrestling video

where he punches CNN.

He had become

addicted to the hate.

Addicted to the ginning up.

He then decided to

apologize because of me.

I get you, but a lot of

people don't apologize.

That there is

libel, to suggest that

a woman murdered an ambassador.

For God's sake.

Please, give us a break.

A source close to former

FBI director James Comey

tells me that there

are two reasons

why president Trump fired Comey.

One.

This is the motive

of bullshit artists.

He comes back with

a certain bravado

and tries to explain it away

with a tweet or a statement.

It's sort of amusing to watch

how is he gonna pull

it off this time.

I think that the

average person at home

probably doesn't understand.

If you like Donald Trump,

and you have very low

standards, you're happy today.

Because it turned

out that there wasn't

a huge bombshell.

So you think it was deliberate

that he tweeted this very very.

Well, no, I think he really

has no impulse control.

He gets mad at somebody

and he just fires it off.

You know, this week,

he's coming after CNN.

Next week, it could be

your news organization.

It could

be Fox, it could be MSNBC,

it could be ABC,

it could be NBC.

We're gonna do the news.

Right, that's

what we're gonna do.

We're gonna do the news.

The rest will take

care of itself.

We sacrificed

journalism for ratings.

CNN is not journalism at all.

We are elitist and arrogant.

And have grown out of touch

with the real people we cover.

At CNN, journalism itself, at

its best, it is propaganda.

This is CNN.

Very fake news.

We're gonna win with threat,

we're gonna win with health,

we're gonna win

at so many levels.

We're gonna have win

after win after win.

You're gonna get so

tired of winning.

And you'll say, please, please,

it's too much winning.

We can't take it anymore.

Mr. President, it's too much.

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