Trump: The Art of the Insult Page #2

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As you know, right

down the street.

They're sleeping,

they're sleeping now.

To get back in the business of

creating a more peaceful world.

Please clap.

And the poll just came out.

And I'm tied with Jeb Bush.

And I said, oh that's too bad.

How can I be tied with this guy?

He's terrible, he's terrible.

I gotta get this off my chest.

Donald Trump is a jerk.

But he's a man that doesn't

wanna be doing what he's doing.

I call him the

reluctant warrior.

And warrior's probably

not a good word.

I feel better now.

I just, I gave myself

therapy there, thank you.

I think Bush is

an unhappy person.

Apple Watch.

Hello?

My watch can't be talking.

Hello, hello?

Hi, hello?

I don't think he has any energy.

There, hello?

Short, tall, fat, ugly.

Would we not all

be worried to have

someone like that in charge

of the nuclear arson?

Jake.

Mr. Trump.

I never attacked

him on his look,

and believe me,

there's plenty of

subject matter right there.

That I can tell you.

Jeb Bush even said

that Donald Trump

is out to destroy

the Republican party.

What do you think about that?

I think that Donald

Trump is a fake.

I think he's a

fake conservative.

And really is not much about

him that is conservative.

First of all, Rand Paul

shouldn't even be on this stage.

He's number 11, he's

got 1% in the polls,

and how he got up here,

there's far too

many people anyway.

The people of Kentucky are

being used by Rand Paul.

I'd like to also

go back to, though,

anther question, which is,

is Donald Trump a

serious candidate?

The people of

Kentucky should get

a senator that wants

to represent 'em.

Not a senator where

it's a backup plan.

But just calling people

stupid or calling them fat

or saying they're

bleeding, I mean,

are just such

ridiculous statements.

He's a disaster on

military and defense.

If I was in Kentucky, I

would run against him.

And believe me, I'd win.

You know, for a lot of us,

it's like watching

a car accident

instead of focusing

on the direction

we should be headed.

It's a sideshow out there.

I've been nice to Scott Walker.

And Mr. Trump, we

don't need an apprentice

in the White House,

we don't need an

apprentice in the White House.

We have one right now.

I said, oh finally,

I can attack.

Finally.

Excuse me.

No no, we talk about this.

In Wisconsin, you're losing

2.2 billion dollars right now.

When the folks of Iowa

found out the true facts of

the job that you've

done in Wisconsin,

all of a sudden, you tubed.

He was number one, now

he's number six or seven

in the polls.

I have no respect for her.

I don't think she's very good.

I think she's highly overrated.

She starts asking me all

sorts of ridiculous questions.

You could see there was

blood coming out of her eyes.

Blood coming out

of her, wherever.

Excuse me, sit down,

you weren't called.

Sit down, sit down, sit down.

I'm an immigrant,

a citizen.

Go ahead.

I have the

right to ask a question.

No you don't, you

haven't been called.

I have the

right to ask the question.

- Go back to Univision.

- This is the question.

Go ahead.

You told me on my radio show

that you would release

your tax returns.

- True.

- Are you going back

on your commitment?

No, I'm not.

First of all, very few people

listen to your radio show.

That's the good news.

The idea of returning a blow

every time you receive one,

you know that doesn't work

in any high level situation.

Well I'm a

believe, perhaps you're not.

Maybe that's why

your show isn't doing

as well as it should be.

- Oh you see, that's not nice.

- 'Cause you really

have a better show.

Why didn't you read my

quote the way I said it?

Sir, I tried to pull up

and I didn't have WiFi.

Well, then you

gotta get WiFi, okay?

Don't ask me

questions like that.

You're not a very good

reporter doing that.

You know what?

Do this interview

with somebody else.

But we talked about this

yesterday on the phone.

This is exactly what

we talked about.

Do the interview

with somebody else.

Really.

Here, you don't need this.

Do it with somebody else.

Every poll you're

in proves that.

Not to say that you are

a protest candidate,

because of a recent

poll, CNN poll,

says why did they vote for you?

When as you just said,

the Ayatollah says,

he ain't talking to you anymore.

You just went, I mean,

what are you making a statement

or asking me a question?

No no no.

This really stupid

guy, Chuck Todd.

I won't use his name.

Let me let you respond

to those poll numbers,

which I think that you

wanted to respond to.

I didn't want to respond.

Your people called my

office about 40 times

asking me to go onto the show.

So it's dishonest what

you're saying, Chuck.

I refuse to call

him sleepy eyes.

I'm not gonna call him

sleepy eyes anymore.

You gotta tell the truth, Chuck.

Let me ask you

about your debate.

Hey Chuck, you

have to tell the truth.

For immigrants on the whole.

Come on, try getting it out.

Try getting it out.

I'll get it out.

I mean, I don't know if you're

gonna put this on television,

but you don't even know

what you're talking about.

Try getting it out, go ahead.

Going back to last June.

Is there anything you regret?

Yeah, I'd love to have

done certain things over,

but you can't, you can't.

But that's true in life.

And you would have, too.

Give me one.

You would've loved

not to have contributed

to the Clinton

Foundation, as an example.

Are you gonna ask

anybody else a question?

Every single

question comes to me?

- Mr. Trump.

- I know I'm big for

the ratings, but it's a

little bit ridiculous.

He doesn't even wanna

use the Bush name.

He's ashamed of the Bush name.

Ever see a sign that

says Jeb Bush, or Bush?

Now there's a reason he

doesn't use his last name,

'cause it's not

gonna work too well.

We had a lot of problems

with that last name.

I'd love to have your support.

Absolutely.

What Jeb Bush has done to

the Bush family is very sad.

Your brother and your

brother's administration

gave us Barack Obama because

it was such a disaster,

those last three months,

that Abraham Lincoln

couldn't have been elected.

Obviously, the war in Iraq

was a big, fat mistake.

George Bush made a mistake.

We can make mistakes, but

that one was a beauty.

He sent a clear signal that

the United States

would be strong and

fight Islamic terrorism,

and he did keep us safe.

I don't know, you

feel safe right now?

I don't feel so safe.

The last thing we

need is another Bush.

I am sick and tired of

him going after my family.

The World Trade Center came down

during the reign of George Bush.

That's not safe,

that is not safe.

If you listen to him

and you listen to

some of the folks that

I've been listening to,

that's why we've been in the

Middle East for 15 years,

and we haven't won anything.

Free trade can be wonderful

if you have smart people.

But we have people

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