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that are stupid.

When they send their product

here, there's no tax.

Come on in, we're

the stupid people.

Come on in, sell

whatever you want.

You can win against

China if you're smart,

but our people

don't have a clue.

They can't believe how stupid

the American leadership is.

We give state dinners

to the heads of China.

They're ripping

us left and right.

Just take 'em to McDonald's

and go back to the

negotiating table.

Seriously.

I know the greatest

negotiators in the world.

Some are horrible people,

horrible human beings.

Who cares?

I love 'em.

I like China.

People think I don't

like China, I love China.

I just sold an apartment

for 15 million dollars

to somebody from China.

How could I dislike China?

I go to China.

China loves me.

We live off Chinese

manufacturing,

whether we like it or not.

That's because when you

say we, you are stupid.

They just devalued their

currency the other day.

They call it a sucking action.

They're sucking the

jobs and the money

right out of our country.

That's what they're doing.

These dummies say, oh

well that's a trade war.

Trade war?

We're losing 500 billion

in trade with China.

Who the hell cares if

there's a trade war?

I would certainly start taxing

goods that come in from China.

Sorry sir, you're lost,

but I do want to understand.

Well it's not that

complicated, actually.

Donald Trump's

candidacy is a cancer

on conservatism and it

must be clearly diagnosed,

excised, and discarded.

I see Rick Perry the other day,

and he's so, you know,

he's doing very

poorly in the polls.

He put glasses on so people

will think he's smart.

Donald Trump does

not have the character,

nor does he have

the temperament.

It just doesn't work.

You know, people can

see through the glasses.

He offers a

barking carnival act.

Gonna have many millions between

Facebook and

Twitter, it's great.

It's like owning a newspaper

without the losses.

It's incredible.

So I tweeted,

that Rick Perry should

have to have an IQ test

before getting on

the debate stage.

Donald Trump is the system.

He and Hillary Clinton are

two sides of the same coin.

She's made her millions

selling access and influence,

and he's made his

billions buying people

like Hillary Clinton off.

Carly was a little nasty to me.

Be careful, Carly.

Be careful.

Donald Trump isn't

a conservative.

But I can't say anything

to her because she's a woman

and I don't wanna be accused

of being tough on women.

I can't do that, right?

Trump was watching Fox News

with a Rolling Stone reporter

for this week's cover story.

Women, am I allowed

to fight back?

Huh, am I allowed?

Look at that face.

Why would anyone vote for that?

Can you imagine, that's the

face of our next president?

I mean, she's a woman.

I'm not s'posedta

say bad things,

but really folks, come

on, are we serious?

Ladies.

Look at this face.

Probably I did say something

like that about Carly.

I'm talking about persona.

I'm not talking about look.

Although when I get

criticized for my hair,

which isn't that bad.

Nobody does a story about,

oh, isn't that terrible,

they criticized

Donald Trump's hair.

And by the way, look.

It really is mine, right?

Look it, right?

My hair.

Give me a mirror.

I promised I wouldn't say that

she ran Hewlett Packard

into the ground.

I said I will not say it.

The company is a disaster,

and continues to be a disaster.

They still haven't recovered.

That her stock value tanked.

That she laid off tens

of thousands of people.

In fact, today on

the front page of

The Wall Street Journal,

they fired another 25

or 30 thousand people,

saying we still haven't

recovered from the catastrophe.

And she got viciously fired.

I said I will not say that.

Carly was at Lucent before that.

And Lucent turned out to

be a catastrophe, also.

So I only say this.

She can't run any

of my companies.

You were forced to file

for bankruptcy not once,

not twice, four times.

I never filed

for bankruptcy.

Caesar's just filed

for bankruptcy.

Almost everybody in

Atlantic City is either

in trouble or filed for,

maybe I'll blame Chris.

Atlantic City is a disaster.

Mr. Trump, also.

Wait a minute, Carly, wait.

I'll let you speak.

Why does she keep

interrupting everybody?

Yeah, why?

Terrible.

Just maybe I'm getting

under his skin a little bit,

'cause I am climbing

in the polls.

But a new CNN/ORC poll shows

Fiorina making little progress.

We have all donors

in the audience,

and the reason

they're not loving me.

Excuse me.

The reason they're

not loving me is,

I don't want their money,

I don't need their money.

And I'm the only one up

here that can say that.

Jeb Bush had 168 million

dollars put in the bank

by lots of different people

that would've controlled him,

ding ding ding, like a puppet.

A standard operating

procedure to disparage me.

That's fine, I

don't really care.

Spend a little more

money on the commercials.

And they'll say, they

gave you a million dollars

to your campaign, and

this one gave you five,

and this one, you

don't have to do it.

And you know what

he's gonna say?

Okay, I'll do it.

You have lobbyists that have

a sign that says, Hillary.

It's emblazoned, right?

Tattooed, it's tattooed

right on their forehead.

It says Hillary.

Basically what they're

saying is I control Clinton.

Politicians are all talk

and no action, it's true.

All talk, it's all

Politicians are really

dishonest, yeah.

We have a breaking story.

Donald Trump has

fallen to second place

behind Ben Carson.

We informed Ben,

but he was sleeping.

Frankly, he makes Bush look

like the Energizer Bunny.

Ben Carson is super

low energy, right?

It's super, he's super low.

He wrote a book.

He said he's got

pathological disease, okay.

That's a problem to me.

If you're pathological,

there's no cure for that, folks.

As an example, child molester.

You don't cure a child molester.

There's no cure for it.

Pathological, there's

no cure for that.

The word pathological,

that does not

denote incurable,

it's not the same.

He said he hit or

try to hit his mother

over the head with a hammer.

I didn't.

Me?

Mary MacLeod, no way.

If you try and hit your mother

over the head with a hammer,

your poll numbers go up.

Read the definition

in the dictionary of

pathological disease.

It simply is an

adjective that describes

something that is

highly abnormal.

When he said he hit a friend of

his in the face with a

lock, with a padlock,

I say whoa, that's pretty bad.

He took a knife and he

went after a friend,

and he lunged, he

lunged that knife

into the stomach of his friends.

But low and behold,

it hit the belt.

And don't forget,

this isn't his book.

I'm not bringing up anything

that's not in his book.

I have a belt.

Somebody hits me with

a belt, it's going in,

because the belt moves this way.

It moves this way.

It moves that way.

How stupid are the

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