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people of Iowa?

How stupid are the

people of the country

to believe this crap?

When you talk

about Mexicans being

rapists and murderers,

when you talk to women,

if he had spoken to your wife

the way he's spoken to

some of these women,

would you take that, sir?

When you're very nice,

you're very respectful,

you talk about the real issues,

where does it get you?

It gets you where it

got me, nowhere, okay?

Oh, so is that

what this is about?

He's very, very

weak on immigration.

Remember his statement?

They come for love.

I say, what?

Half of 'em are criminals.

I mean, they're coming for love?

They're coming for a

lot of other reasons.

These are people that

are coming to provide

for their families,

and we should show

a little more

respect for the fact

that they're struggling.

The weakest person

on this stage, by far,

on illegal immigration,

is Jeb Bush.

They come out of an act of love.

Whether you like it or not.

He is so weak.

Mr. Trump said, quote,

if my wife were from Mexico,

I think I would have a soft

spot for people from Mexico.

When you were

governor, you supported

driver's licenses for

illegal immigrants,

and you supported

in-state tuition prices

for those children

of illegal immigrants

that weren't citizens.

Did Mr. Trump go

too far in invoking your wife?

He did, he did.

- Good, good.

- I want him to apologize

for her right now.

No, I won't do that,

because I said nothing wrong.

But I do hear she's

a lovely woman.

You could

say, I'm sorry as I could be

that we did what we did to you.

You know, I haven't

been big on apologizing.

You do know that, right?

They complain, Trump

never apologizes.

I'll look into it.

I'm gonna look into that.

Okay, let's go, one more.

Come on, we want a good one.

Give me a fun one.

You have criticized

governor Bush

for speaking Spanish

on the campaign trail.

We have a country

where, to assimilate,

you have to speak English.

This is a diverse country.

We should celebrate

that diversity.

English, not Spanish.

You can get her

out, get her out.

You know, she looks just

like Hillary Clinton.

Hillary wants to find out,

how do you get

these crowds, right?

We don't need Jay Z to

fill up arenas, you know.

Get him out, thank you.

Thank you, officer.

Thank you.

Don't hurt him, don't hurt him.

I was very gentle.

And then they said I was weak.

Okay, I was weak.

And the last thing I

wanna be called is weak.

Bye, go home to mommy,

go home to mommy.

Tell her to tuck you in bed.

And your mother is

voting for Trump.

She's voting for Trump.

I mentioned food

stamps and that guy

who's seriously

overweight went crazy.

And they said that wasn't

politically correct.

Who cares?

We all have a weight problem.

Yeah, get him out.

Get him the hell out of here.

Why did you do it a

little early, you dope?

I think he's got some problems,

got some little problems there.

Alright, get him out.

Go home and get a job.

Get a job.

You see somebody getting

ready to throw a tomato,

knock the crap out

of 'em, would you?

I will pay for the

legal fees, I promise.

He's walking out like big

high fives, smiling, laughing.

I'd like to punch

him in the face.

I love the old days.

You know what they used

to do to guys like that

when they were in

a place like this?

They'd be carried out

on a stretcher, folks.

Would've been boom boom

boom, I'll beat that.

You have the nicest

protestors in Maine.

I just said, get out, and he

said, yes sir, and he left.

Quiet, quiet, quiet.

Alright, let him,

quiet, get out.

Thank you, quiet over there.

Even though you're

on my side, be quiet.

Throw him out, throw

him out into the cold.

Don't give 'em their coat.

No coats.

Get him the hell out of here.

Get him out, trouble maker.

Get him out of here.

Get out of here.

Alright, get out

of here, go, boom.

Boom, go home, get

him out of here.

You have one of those guys from

the Hillary Clinton campaign.

How much are you being

paid, 1,500 dollars?

Take him out.

Come on, get him

out, police, please.

We'll get more and more angry

as we go along, is that okay?

We're making a deal with Iran,

and we're fighting

Iran in Yemen.

When you make the deal,

aren't you supposed

to sort of solve everything?

And Kerry said he

didn't wanna bring it up

because he didn't wanna

complicate the negotiation.

This guy's an idiot.

400 million dollars

being flown to Iran.

This is in cash, in currency.

It's a disgrace.

I wonder where that money

really goes, by the way, right?

He doesn't even call to get

our hostages back from Iran.

Secretary Kerry, I

highly think you should

read this book,

quickly, quickly.

Once those hostages landed,

about two seconds later,

Fellas, how you doing?

Everything good?

Listen, the 150 billion,

sorry, we don't have the money.

We owe 19 trillion

dollars, we don't have it.

I mean, here's a guy,

goes on a bicycle

to go on a bicycle race.

He's 73 years old,

he's in a bicycle race.

And he's got all his stuff on.

He's got the whole deal.

The companies, the

whole deal, the helmet.

A quick

spin through the Swiss Alps

following negotiations

on Iran's nuclear policy

went awry for US secretary

of state, John Kerry.

He falls, he breaks his

leg during the negotiation.

He was

flown by medical helicopter

to Geneva's main hospital.

This is our chief negotiator.

He's walking in, they're

looking at him like,

what a shmuck this is.

I swear to you, I will never be

in a bicycle race as

long as I'm president.

I call it a hug, mentally.

It's like, it was unbelievable.

He was like a little boy.

Oh, I'm with the president.

Remember he flew

in the helicopter

and he was all excited?

I said, I would've put you in

my helicopter, it's much nicer.

And I watch these two

guys, and they're hugging,

and they're kissing, and

they're holding each other.

I actually called, I said.

Let me ask you, is he

gonna vote for Obama?

I thought he was

gonna vote for Obama.

I don't know, I think

he possibly did.

Donald's a great

guy, and a good person,

but I just don't think

he's suited to be

president of the United States.

And now I guess he feels

a little bit emboldened.

He must be careful

with what he says.

I don't think his

temperament is suited for that,

and I don't think

his experience is.

Chris tonight,

we're closing up the

George Washington Bridge because

the mayor of a certain

area is against you.

Oh, okay.

People couldn't get across

for six, seven hours.

Ambulances, fire trucks.

He knew about it,

he knew about it.

Totally knew about it.

Nine downgrades of the state.

Nine downgrades,

it's a disaster.

I have property over there.

The taxes, I'll

use an expression.

Coming out of my ears, okay?

Nabisco leaving Chicago

with their big plant,

they're moving to Mexico.

I'm not eating Oreos

anymore, you know that.

But, neither is Chris.

You're not eating Oreos anymore.

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