Trump: The Art of the Insult Page #9

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and all we get is a lousy hat.

Who, by the way, he's a dope.

He's not a smart person.

When you walk into a stage,

you can not walk like a penguin.

He walked like a penguin.

I said, this is a problem.

Mr. Trump is a

con man, a fake.

That was an election that

he should've won, and he lost.

And he should just go away and

let the big boys do it now.

Watch, by the way, how he

responds to me speech today.

He was begging

for my endorsement.

I could've said, Mitt,

drop to your knees.

He would've dropped

to his knees.

How can any kind

of socialist win a general

election in the United States?

Well, we're gonna win because

first we're gonna explain

what democratic socialism is.

I never thought we'd

see the day in our country

when a communist.

I think we should

look to countries

like Denmark, like

Sweden, and Norway.

Is the leading democrat.

We're gonna have a communist

against an entrepreneur.

I like the entrepreneur, right?

I have far more

votes than anybody,

including Hillary,

because I had 17 people.

She had Bernie.

Lou, you guys aren't

big into socialism

or communism, are you?

He is nuts.

He is a total nut job.

They give this, we're

gonna give that,

we're gonna give that.

The poor woman, she's

gotta give everything away.

'Cause this maniac that

was standing on her right

is giving everything

away, so she's following.

That's what's happening.

A couple of young women

took over the microphone

from Bernie a month ago, right?

They took it over, and

he was like this, oh.

If you do not listen to her,

your event will be shut

down right now, right now.

Your decision.

He is not stopping

ISIS, I will tell you.

Trump has gotta get on the

TV and tell his supporters

that violence in the

political process in America

is not acceptable,

end of discussion.

Some of your

supporters in Chicago

were acting violently as well.

Look, it's a Bernie person.

It's a Bernie, hello Bernie.

Hey Bernie, get your

people in line, Bernie.

Bernie, Bernie, where

are you, Bernie?

Oh, we love Bernie.

Socialists, and

you're one of those,

want the government

to run the economy.

I'm a democratic

socialist, yeah.

He gets a little nasty

and a little cranky

every once in a while.

And socialists want the

government to run the economy.

Bill Bill Bill

Bill Bill Bill Bill.

One thing about Bernie,

he doesn't give up.

This guy doesn't give up.

This socialist slash

communist, okay?

Nobody wants to say it.

He's waiting for

really, the FBI to do

what everybody thinks

they're going to do.

I mean, I think that's.

He's sort of saying, look,

let's hang in there.

Because ultimately it's

called the FBI convention,

and then we'll be

the only people,

and we will have done

something like Trump did.

I wanna be like Trump.

I wanna be like Trump.

I exhort every member

of the body of Christ.

To vote for the candidate that

stands on the word of God.

I am convinced that mine

is my son, Ted Cruz.

The alternative could be

the destruction of America.

You look at so many of the

ministers that are backing me.

I'm winning the

evangelical vote.

Donald Trump went on

national television,

and attacked my father.

His father.

I don't know his

father, I met him once.

I think he's a lovely guy.

His father was with

Lee Harvey Oswald

prior to Oswald's being shot.

What was he doing

with Lee Harvey Oswald

before the shooting?

It's horrible.

Donald Trump alleges that my dad

was involved in

assassinating JFK.

All I did is point out the fact

that on the cover of

the National Enquirer

there was a picture of him,

and crazy Lee Harvey

Oswald, having breakfast.

The tabloid claims this man

is Ted Cruz's father, Raphael.

Handing out leaflets with

Oswald in August, 1963.

Three months before President

Kennedy was assassinated.

And I guess I should

go ahead and admit,

yes, my dad killed JFK,

he is secretly Elvis,

and Jimmy Hoffa is

buried in his backyard.

Now, Ted never denied

that it was his father.

They're not saying, oh that

wasn't really my father.

It's a little hard to do,

'cause it looked like him.

The National Enquirer

has become his hit piece

that he uses to smear

anybody and everybody.

This had nothing to do with me.

Except I might've

pointed it out.

Do you want your children

coming home and saying mommy,

I don't need to ask God for

forgiveness for anything.

Lyin' Ted does not have the

temperament to be doing this.

Everyone likes him, all

the media praises him.

I don't need to, either.

He is choking like a dog

because he's losing so badly.

We have to put him

away tomorrow, folks.

I am pleased to introduce to you

my friend and the

next vice president of

the United States,

Carly Fiorina.

She had zero, she

had like one or zero.

She had nothing going.

Let me choose Carly.

Maybe that'll turn it around.

For the first time in the

history of American politics,

a man who is totally

mathematically dead,

he can not win, has

appointed a vice president.

Carly, we're doing

great, we're gonna win.

Let's go, be my vice president.

By the way, she fell off

the stage the other day.

Did anybody see that?

And the next president of

the United States, Ted Cruz.

She just went down.

She went down a long way, right?

And Cruz didn't do anything.

Ted Cruz.

Even I would've

helped her, okay?

No, it's true.

The voters chose another path.

We are suspending our campaign.

Vote your conscience,

vote for candidates

up and down the ticket.

I don't want his endorsement.

What difference does it make?

I don't want his endorsement.

Who you trust to

defend our freedom,

and to be faithful

to the Constitution.

Honestly, he may have

ruined his political career.

I feel so badly.

I feel so badly.

Now I can focus on

Hillary, that crook.

I can focus on Hillary.

Mr. Trump finally unveiled

his nickname for Mrs. Clinton.

Crooked Hillary,

crooked Hillary, folks.

She's been crooked

from the beginning.

Hillary Clinton is a crook.

That's negative.

I call her crooked Hillary,

she's crooked Hillary.

Crooked, she's crooked

as you could be.

Crooked Hillary.

Crooked.

Is she crooked?

Is she crooked?

Trump, Trump,

Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump.

Lyin', crooked Hillary.

I have a list, look.

Page after page of the lies.

Look, she's been

proven to be a liar

on so many different ways.

What difference, at

this point, does it make?

This is just another lie.

Lie lie lie, lie.

Dirty, rotten liar.

Now she's blaming

the lie on the late,

great, Abraham Lincoln.

Honest Abe never lied,

that's the good thing.

That's the big difference

between Abraham Lincoln and you.

She's a world class liar.

Just look at her pathetic

email server statements.

I did not email any

classified material.

Secretary Clinton said there

was nothing marked

classified, was that true?

That's not true.

How do you lie to the FBI,

and now you're

running for president?

How does that happen?

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