Trump: The Art of the Insult Page #8

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On foreign policy,

America continues to be

indispensable to the

glow of global liberty.

And he's talking,

I notice, I say,

man is he sweating.

Glow of global liberty.

I need water.

Help me, I need water.

Help.

Then false choices like the one

the president laid out tonight.

And he's off screen.

I said, where is he?

It's Rubio.

I'm just glad the

water was nearby.

I don't know what I

would've done without it.

Can you imagine

Putin sitting there

waiting for the meeting

and this guy walks in

and he's like a wreck.

And he's soaking

wet and sweating.

Hello, hello.

Could I have some water?

And Putin's sitting there.

What the hell kind

of stuff is this?

This is not exactly a

poker player, folks.

You gotta have Trump walk

into that meeting, folks.

We'll do very nicely.

We're gonna do very nicely.

While it is not God's plan

that I be president in 2016,

or maybe ever, and while today

my campaign is suspended.

They said, Mr.

Trump, the Pope's just

made some statements about you.

I said, the Pope, what do

I have to do with the Pope?

A person who

thinks only about building walls

and not building bridges

is not Christian.

This is not in the gospel.

For a religious

leader to question

a person's faith is disgraceful.

The Pope is hitting me,

just before the election

in South Carolina.

If and when the Vatican

is attacked by ISIS,

I can promise you that the

Pope would have only wished

and prayed that Donald Trump

would've been president.

Bush is 1% in the bottom.

Why doesn't he just

give up, just go home?

Go home, go home to mom.

To help convince the voters,

he brought a secret weapon here.

I think you might wanna

say hello to somebody.

- Hey.

- Hey.

Hello.

He's honest, dependable,

loyal, relatively funny.

Good looking.

Jeb had 17, now he's

down to two, okay?

After spending 100, wasting

100 million, his last ad,

he uses his mother in the end.

His heart is big.

When push comes to shove,

people are going to realize

Jeb has real solutions.

You're gonna have to get

out there yourself, Jeb.

He's so polite.

We brought him up that way.

Weak, weak, pathetic people.

Low energy is a

better term, right?

Low energy.

I don't advise him,

but if I gave him advice,

I would say, why

don't you interrupt

like the other people do?

Yes, I would say that.

Jeb, your mother can't

help you with ISIS,

she can't help you with China,

she can't help you

with these people, Jeb.

You've gotta do it yourself.

Jeb is the nicest,

wisest, most caring,

loyal, disciplined.

Tried the mother, who's

a very nice lady, I'm sure.

But he tried the mother.

That didn't work out so good.

Mrs. Bush, what do you

think of Donald Trump?

I'm sick of him.

- Yeah.

- No.

A woman came up to me, she said,

I'm not sure that you're

nice enough to be president.

I said, you know what?

This is not going

to be an election

based on a nice person.

It's going to be based

on a competent person.

We're tired of the nice people.

Tonight, I am

suspending my campaign.

Yeah yeah.

We love you, Jeb.

Thank you very much.

Boom boom, Walker gone,

this one gone, Bush gone.

Low energy.

Bush gone, all gone.

CNN did a focus group.

They got caught

trying to find people,

so they could give a phony vote.

CNN is a disgrace.

Oh, they just turned

off their camera.

You keep calling us

the dishonest press,

the disgusting press.

Well, generally speaking,

that's 100% true, go ahead.

CNN is so disgusting.

The public gets it, you know.

Look, when I go to rallies,

they turn around, they

start screaming at CNN.

They wanna throw

their placards at CNN.

CNN sucks, CNN sucks, CNN sucks.

People don't trust

you, and the people

don't trust the media.

The panel is almost

exclusive anti-Trump.

And the hatred and venom.

But you know the good thing?

Nobody's watching 'em anyway.

A lot of folks in

the media would love

to see Donald and me get

in a giant food fight.

I'm certainly not

gonna engage in that.

I hope Donald won't, either.

Trump retweeted this image.

Cruz's wife in an

unflattering pose,

next to Melania Trump.

When I saw somebody

tweeted a picture of Melania,

and picture of Heidi.

With the caption,

no need to spill the beans,

the images are worth

a thousand words.

An enraged Ted Cruz

looking right into our camera

to deliver this message

to Donald Trump.

Donald, you're a

sniveling coward,

and leaving Heidi

the hell alone.

I have to tell you, I think

Heidi Cruz is a great person.

I think it's the best

thing he's got going,

and his kids, if you

wanna know the truth.

Leave Heidi the hell alone.

So will you support

him as the nominee?

I'm gonna beat him.

He was asked today about

a National Enquirer story,

claiming he has had

five mistresses.

This National Enquirer

story is garbage.

It is complete and utter lies.

And it is a smear that has come

from Donald Trump

and his henchmen.

It is a story that quoted

one source on the record,

Roger Stone.

Donald Trump's chief

political advisor.

And he's a man for

whom a term was coined,

for copulating with a rodent.

Donald Trump may be a rat,

but I have no desire

to copulate with him.

I don't know how you

pronounce his name, Kasich.

It's I C H.

Every time I see

it, I say Kays-itch.

But it's pronounces Kasich.

To ship 11 million

people who are law-abiding.

You know, can we

ask him to change

the spelling of his name?

Are we allowed to do that?

To Mexico, think

about the families.

Think about the children.

It makes no sense.

All I can say,

is you're lucky in Ohio

that you struck oil.

That's for one thing.

I have a new nickname for him.

One for 41.

People say, why does

he stay in the race.

Here's a guy, that

just says I'm gonna stay.

I don't believe Donald Trump

is gonna be the nominee.

Like, if you have a

child who's a spoiled brat.

What, am I supposed to get out

and leave it to these guys?

I don't care, daddy.

Get out of the room,

daddy, I don't care.

He has a news conference all

the time when he's eating.

I have never seen a human being

eat in such a

disgusting fashion.

He's stuffing pancakes

in his mouth like this.

I've never saw.

Bites this big.

And I'm always telling my

boy, take small bites, Barron.

Little, tiny bites.

My son, he was watching,

he said, daddy look.

I said, don't watch.

It's disgusting.

Then they talk

about presidential.

This is not a

presidential person.

Do you want that

for your president?

I don't think so.

Are you ruling out

voting for Donald Trump?

It's very, very

likely I will not.

Donald Trump is

a phony, a fraud.

His promises are as worthless

as a degree from

Trump University.

Mitt is a failed

candidate, he failed.

He's playing the members of

the American public for suckers.

I had no idea that we'd

have millions of more

votes that we had when we

had that stiff, Mitt Romney,

that total stiff running.

He gets a free ride

to the White House,

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