Trump: The Art of the Insult Page #7

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couldn't get a job, believe me.

You know, I'm saying to myself,

what's this guy, a beggar?

He's like begging me to help

him with Fox and Friends.

He said, could you

mention my name?

I said yes, I'll mention.

And he gave me his number.

And I found the card.

I wrote the number down.

I don't know if it's

the right number.

Let's try it, 202.

228-0292.

I don't know, maybe it's

three or four years ago.

So maybe it's an old number.

202-228-0292.

I don't know, give it a shot.

Your local politician.

You know, he won't fix anything,

but at least he'll talk to you.

So a poll came

out the other day.

He was at zero.

Why do you think,

Senator Graham, then,

that he's rising in the polls?

Well, I think that's the

beginning of the end has come.

The beginning of the end.

He actually probably seems to me

not as bright,

honestly, as Rick Perry.

The third agency of government,

I would do away

with the education.

Commerce.

If you really wanna

make Hillary Clinton

president of the United

States, vote for Donald Trump.

Dishonest beats crazy.

The third one, I can't, oops.

I think Rick Perry probably

is smarter than Lindsey Graham,

but what do I know?

Senator, you seem angry.

I am really pissed.

I'm beating him awfully

badly in the polls.

But you're not beating Hillary.

If I can't beat

her, you're really

gonna get killed, aren't you?

He didn't do well in

the debates against me,

according to every poll.

I mean, every poll,

he's a great debater,

except he lost in

every single poll

in every single debate.

Headline, Trump way

up, Cruz going down.

They don't like the

Wall Street Journal,

they don't like NBC,

but I like the poll.

I just read an article

that Cruz is working

really hard to, I don't

wanna use the word bribe,

but to bribe.

On his financial

disclosure form,

he didn't even put that

he's borrowed money

from Citibank and

from Goldman Sachs,

which is a total violation.

Then he pretends like,

oh, I have nothing to do

with the oil industry.

I have nothing to do with

the banking industry.

For 40 years, you've been

funding liberal democratic

politicians, and by the way.

I funded you, I funded him.

The reason, you're welcome

to have the check back.

- I gave him a check.

- Because let's be clear.

Values in New York City focus

around money and the media.

We rebuilt downtown Manhattan,

and everybody in the

world loved New York

and loved New Yorkers.

That was a very insulting

statement that Ted made.

Nasty guy, now I know

why he doesn't have

one endorsement from

any of his colleagues.

He's a nasty guy.

They asked Ted Cruz, what do

you think of waterboarding?

Is it okay?

And honestly, I thought he'd

say absolutely, and he didn't.

She just said a terrible thing.

Shout it out, 'cause

I don't wanna say it.

She said, I never expect to

hear that from you again.

She said he's a p*ssy,

that's terrible.

Terrible.

The biggest in the world

are Chinese backed.

Don't worry about that

baby, I love babies.

I love babies.

I hear that baby

crying, I like it.

They said I threw a baby out.

It turned out I didn't

throw out a baby.

Actually, I was only kidding.

You can get the

baby out of here.

In fact, the mother

went on television,

saying how she loves me.

I said to my kids, no drugs,

no alcohol, no cigarettes.

Raise your hands, kids.

I promise Donald J. Trump.

I promise

Donald J. Trump.

That I will never take drugs.

That I will never take drugs.

I don't wanna say no alcohol,

but take it easy on the alcohol.

They spent, listen to this,

one million dollars on ads

against me in Iowa.

They used the best pictures.

I look so good in

those pictures.

I'm trying to find

where they got 'em.

'Cause they're stupid.

I was like, a young guy.

I look so handsome.

I said to myself, oh I wish

I still looked like that.

It would be great.

I love you too, man.

It's a guy, but I

love him, I love him.

I love everybody here.

I don't care.

I have the most loyal people.

Did you every see that?

Where I could stand in the

middle of Fifth Avenue,

and shoot somebody,

and I wouldn't lose

any voters, okay?

We won with young,

we won with old,

we won with highly educated,

we won with poorly educated.

I love the poorly educated.

Let's do a USA chant.

He's a weak person,

and honestly,

that's not what we need.

We need somebody that's strong

that can get things done.

He's a weak person.

You can't have that.

We don't need a

weak person being

president of the

United States, okay?

Because that's what

we get if it were Jeb.

I call him a low energy person,

so now he wants

to be a tough guy.

It doesn't work.

A tough business

to run for president.

Oh I know, you're a

tough guy, Jeb, I know.

And we need to have a

leader that is principled.

- You're tough.

- You're never gonna be

president of the United

States by insulting you way

to the presidency.

Well, let's see.

I'm at 42, and you're at three.

You started off over here, Jeb.

You're moving over

further and further.

Pretty soon, you're

gonna be off the end.

I said, Jeb, you're not

gonna be here much longer.

You're pretty far

down there, Jeb.

You're not gonna be

here much longer, Jeb.

You gotta get tougher, Jeb.

Simple fact is, if

you think this is tough

and you're not being

treated fairly,

imagine what it's gonna be

like dealing with Putin,

or dealing with President Xi.

I wish it was always

as easy as you, Jeb.

Jeb Bush is a total stiff,

by the way, a total stiff.

Go

ahead, Mr. Trump.

A little of your own

medicine, there, Donald.

I know you're trying to

build up your energy, Jeb,

but it's not working.

- There you go.

- You're a good man.

I thought he was very

weak in the debate.

He opened very badly.

He closed very badly.

You got Hillary Clinton

to go to your wedding.

- That's true.

- Because you gave her money.

That's true.

He had a couple of sound bites

that were given to

him by his people.

I got along with Clinton,

I get along with everybody.

That was my job, to

get along with people.

- But the simple fact is.

- Excuse me, one second.

No, the simple fact is, Donald.

Oh good, more energy

tonight, I like that.

Jeb Bush, let's say he's

president, ay yi yi.

With Jeb's attitude, we

will never be great again.

That I can tell you.

You know, little Marco.

He's liddle, I I D D I E,

liddle, liddle, liddle Marco.

I looked at this picture.

Marco Rubio looked like he

was about four foot two tall.

You put like little

Rubio up there,

and he's president,

they'll say, Mr. President.

I think Marco is

highly overrated.

Highly overrated.

He doesn't have it.

He's a lightweight.

Everyone said, oh Rubio,

he's the next Reagan.

He's no Reagan,

that I can tell you.

Let me begin by

congratulating President Obama

on the start of his second term.

When they put Marco on to

refute President Obama's speech,

do you remember

that catastrophe?

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