Trump: The Art of the Insult Page #6

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I've never heard of this one.

Look at those hands.

Are they small hands?

And you know what they say

about men with small hands.

He referred to my

hands if they're small,

something else must be small.

I guarantee you,

there's no problem.

Oh look, he's got a sign.

Show 'em your hands, Mr. Trump.

My hands, look at these hands.

These hands hit a

golf ball 285 yards.

Look at these hands.

Hiring people to work on

your projects illegally.

You hired some

workers from Poland.

You know, I'm the only one on

this stage that's hired people.

You haven't hired anybody.

All you have to do is

look at his credit card.

I mean, he is a disaster

with his credit cards.

Here's a guy that buys a

house for 179 thousand.

He sells it to a lobbyist

who's probably here

for 380 thousand, and then

legislation is passed.

You tell me about this guy.

We have a con artist

as the front runner

in the republican party.

A guy who has made a career

out of telling people lies.

The real con artist

is senator Marco Rubio,

who was elected in Florida.

- Donald Trump.

- And who has the worst

voting record in the

United States Senate.

He doesn't go to vote.

He's absent.

The people of Florida

can't stand him.

If he ran in Florida

today for an office,

he couldn't run for dog catcher.

He wouldn't be elected.

There is a serious

question as to

whether or not Ted

can do this, okay?

Because he was not

born on the land.

He can not run for office.

There have been questions

raised about the issue of

are you eligible to

run for president.

You were born in Canada.

He became a United

States senator,

and then he said, I didn't

know I was a citizen of Canada.

Lyin' Ted, Lyin' Ted.

My mom is a US citizen by birth.

She was born in

Wilmington, Delaware.

Sir, I'll answer your question,

but I'm not gonna debate you.

You should go out, get

a declaratory judgment,

let the courts decide.

Sir, sir, sir,

okay, next question.

I wanna congratulate

Ted on Maine.

He should do well in Maine,

because it's very

close to Canada.

Let's face it.

Here's the problem.

We're running, we're

running, he does great.

I win.

I choose him as my vice

presidential candidate,

and the democrats sue because

we can't him alone for the ride.

I don't like that.

Donald Trump

is suggesting, saying,

that you had a

Canadian passport.

It's not true.

False?

Never had a Canadian passport?

No, of course not.

In your entire life?

Of course not, no.

And you're sure.

You asked your mother,

you asked you dad.

You never had one.

Yes, I'm sure.

Why are

you raising this issue now?

Because now he's doing

a little bit better.

No, I didn't care

before, it's true.

Now he's doing better.

He's got probably a

four or 5% chance.

Poor Bush.

He comes out.

He goes, well I don't

think that Donald Trump

can beat Hillary

Clinton, but I can.

I say, well why

aren't you beating me?

He supports democrats.

This is not a guy who

is a conservative.

I'm a conservative person.

Bush says, Bush says,

I do not believe

he is a true conservative.

These people are stupid.

The problem with Mr.

Trump's language is

it's divisive, it's

ugly, it's mean-spirited.

Bush said, my tone's not nice.

I don't like Donald

Trump's tone.

You know, he's a low energy guy,

so he doesn't like my tone.

I said, tone, we need tone.

We need enthusiasm.

We need tone.

You know what Jeb Bush said?

Donald Trump is a gifted,

gifted politician.

I mean, he's

gifted, but he's not.

And what do you make

of the fact that he

keeps going up in the polls?

I don't think

it's gonna continue.

My wife said, I thought

he was your enemy?

Why is he saying that?

I said, because he's

stupid, what can I say?

I'm not saying anybody's gifted.

I say they're all stiffs.

You know, it's easier.

I know how to do this.

It is not about trash talk.

Two days ago he said,

he would take his pants

off and moon everybody,

and that's fine,

nobody reports that.

He gets up and says that,

and then he tells me, oh my

language was a little bit rough.

Presidential is easy.

You know what presidential is?

I walk on, here's what I do.

Trump, word, just one word.

Loser.

- Okay.

- Oh my God.

Oh my God.

He said that very simply because

he has failed in this campaign.

It's been a total disaster.

Nobody cares.

It was only a microphone.

I thought somebody

threw something at me.

I was saying, is that Jeb?

Well I would say Jeb

Bush is a frequent target

because when this

whole thing started,

I thought he was going to

be the primary competition.

But he's drifted very much

to the middle of the pack,

and he's rapidly disappearing.

So we're gonna have to start

looking at somebody else.

We are in a rigged system.

And a big part of

the rigging are these

dishonest people in the media.

Without the media,

Hillary Clinton

couldn't be elected dog catcher.

The political press

is among the most

dishonest people

that I've ever met.

They don't wanna

give it straight.

Because the press are liars.

They're terrible people.

Course you're excluded, Carl.

But I think the political press,

you're in the middle.

Whoa, whoa.

Most dishonest

people in the world.

Look at 'em, look at

'em all back there.

Most dishonest people.

Scavengers, they're

like scavengers.

And it's wrong, they were wrong.

It's the New York Times,

they're always wrong.

The New York Times,

which is, forget it.

I call it the failing

New York Times.

People across the border

are rapists and murderers.

No no no, we're talking

about illegal immigration.

You're with Telemundo, and

Telemundo should be ashamed.

And I'll tell you something.

What's really gonna be fun.

I'm right now suing Univision

for 500 million dollars.

All these maniacs

back there, the press,

they are the worst.

Like this sleazy guy

right over here from ABC.

He's a sleaze in my book.

You're a sleaze because

you know the facts,

and you know the facts well.

The most dishonest human beings.

These people right here,

look at all the cameras.

No, they're the worst.

I wanna talk to Trump

supporters for a minute.

I don't know who you

are and I don't know

why you like this guy.

He's a race-baiting,

xenophobic, religious bigot.

And has anyone ever

heard of Linsdey Graham?

He's constantly on

television, Lindsey Graham

A total dope.

I'm at 38, I think,

in South Carolina.

He's at three.

He's a senator.

And you know how you

make America great again?

Tell Donald Trump to go to hell.

And I said, wait a minute,

that's the guy that

I defeated so badly

that he went home and

he started to cry, okay?

He started to cry.

Don't be the world's

biggest jackass?

Then I watch this idiot Lindsey

Graham on television today

and he calls me a jackass.

He's a jackass.

He's a jackass.

And he calls me a jackass.

I'm supposed to be, I'm

trying to be nice, you know.

I'm working hard to be nice.

In the private sector, he

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