Tumhari Sulu Page #2

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At what time is your flight tomorrow?

It's at 8 o'clock in the morning,

I can finally sleep a little.

Hi...

You do it now.

Mind it Bhagyashree,

if you dirty my clothes today...

Why you... I won't spare you today.

Who do you think you are?

- Who do you think you are?

- Who do you think you are?

You broke my needle.

I won't spare you this time.

We may be sworn enemies,

but not while we're at work.

- You...

- You bloody rascal...

Omar...

Omar...

You've got diabetes,

you'll die if you fight like this

- It's your funeral today.

- Don't...don't hit him.

What are you two doing?

Let go.

Hello.

Don't interfere, sir.

I'll show you today.

I...I will...

Mathuradas and brothers...

I am quitting.

Let's shut this place down...

...because there's just

no point of all this.

As you can see,

there's complete chaos outside.

I've been dealing

with this for 12 years

But not anymore.

You know what? I deserve

a commendation on Republic Day!

Listen...praying won't help...

...we've got to do something.

It cannot continue like this.

Last month someone

lost a tooth in the fight.

I've been carrying that tooth in my pocket

but no one's come up to claim it.

Tell me...

I mean someone's...

Who is he?

Is he new around here?

Apprentice?

I hope you know how to fight.

And you know...

"Under the shade of old banyan tree."

"The sound of birds

along the mighty sea."

"I wrote a letter,

"I mailed it to all my friends."

"And sure enough,

I know the post delivered it today."

"I came home and asked."

"I couldn't wait for the reply."

- Repeat once again?

- Yes, sir.

"On a cold blue morning,

under the shade of

an old Banyan tree."

"The sound of birds

along the mighty sea."

"I wrote a letter,

I mailed it to all my friends."

"And sure enough, I know

the postman delivered it today."

"What my friends have thought."

- Repeat?

- Yes, sir.

"On a cold blue morning..."

- Laljibhai.

- Huh...

You should start

making home deliveries.

Well, my delivery boy isn't free.

- Yeah...I can clearly see how busy he is.

- Yeah...

You see...if I make him run up and

down for small household products...

...then he'll quit the next day.

My advice is to take this broom.

And, in case you want your

stuff delivered to your home...

...then you must make

purchases of at least Rs.500

Then he'll deliver.

Excuse me, I must take this.

Hello.

Yes, madam.

Yeah, the boy's free.

I'll send him right away.

Change, please?

Hello.

No-no-no...

I dialed one...

I dialed one for Hindi...

...why are you speaking in English?

But, you should be on extn. 2, right?

Wasn't hungry.

My name?

My name is Ashok Dubey.

Date of Birth?

What for?

So you can wish me on my birthday?

Hello...

Stop wasting my time.

Let me talk to the guy

who always attends my calls.

- What's his name?

- Deepak!

Concentrate.

Give me his number.

What do you mean you can't?

What do you think I will do with him?

Fine, I am going to

the consumer court.

What do you mean by saying no to me?

I bought that TV for Rs.20,000

It's been 7 months and 3 days.

I don't want a mechanic,

I want a replacement.

Call your boss.

I'll see you...

I'll see you in court.

Hello... Hello...

They hung up.

I scared them.

These guys are really

scared of you, eh!

You think this is funny.

- I've been...

- I didn't say that.

Pranav, concentrate on your studies.

What did I do?

Stop yelling at the poor

boy when you're mad at me.

Stop yelling at me when

you're mad at the TV guy.

No point in locking horns with you.

It's been a while

since we locked anything.

Sulu.

- Really?

- What?

What you just said out there.

What?

You know... locked horns...

Sleep.

Sulu...how does Dr.

Batra know I am losing hair?

I keep getting these texts from him.

Hello.

Hello, am I speaking to Sulochana?

- Yes.

- I am speaking from Radio Wow.

Did you take part in the Prestige

'Sawaal Batao Seeti Bajao' contest?

- Yes.

- Madam, you've won the contest...

...and you'll be

speaking to RJ Albeli Anjali next.

- Now?

- Yes, when else?

Alright then,

welcome to Radio Wow, it's Wow...

...and this is Albeli...

Albeli Anjali,

and with me is our first caller...

Who is Mrs. Sulochana!

Congratulations, Sulochana.

Applause, applause.

Because you just

won a pressure cooker.

- So say what?

- It's Wow!

Albeli, I really love your voice.

Thank you...thank you, Sulochona.

But tell me, Sulochana...what do

you do, where do you live, right now.

- My name is Sulochana.

- Err...which we know.

I am a housewife.

I live in Virar,

and right now I was sleeping.

Sleeping, now?

Yes...

You see,

I wake up at 5:
30 am every day.

I just dozed off.

You know what,

Sulochana, can I call you Sulu?

Yes...you can.

Even Ashok...I mean, my husband,

even he calls me Sulu.

You're so sweet, Sulu.

Can you whistle?

Well, I'm not a pressure cooker

That's true...

- But I can sing.

- Then sing.

Singer Sulu, let Mumbai hear you sing.

Okay.

"Your voice is sweet like magpie."

"Such an innocent face."

- Wow...wow...wow

- I haven't finished yet.

- Okay, okay.

- "Kohl laden eyes."

"Fiery lips."

"I'm losing my heart."

- Wow...wow...wow, Sulu, brilliant.

- Thank you.

Now I want to know how you feel...

...on winning this brand new

clip-on prestige pressure cooker.

Actually Albeli,

I don't want a pressure cooker.

What?

Hello. Can I get a TV instead?

Uh Oh...I think Sulu

Just got disconnected

Albeli...

Albeli?

Hello.

Hello... Hello...

I cannot give Sulu a TV

...but she will definitely

get that pressure cooker...

...and also this next

song is dedicated to her.

Hello.

- Madam, what did you just say?

- I still want that cooker.

But you just said you don't want it.

- What size is it?

- I don't know what size, madam.

By the way,

do you have a contest for TV?

Madam, we aren't running

a contest for a TV these days...

...if you still want that pressure

cooker, come down at 11 Am tomorrow.

Where? Where?

I'll write it down.

Wait a second.

One emergency light, crockery,

one flask and now a pressure cooker.

Yours truly won it single handedly

Bravo!

Do you have any idea

how much money I saved you?

I am going to Radio Wow tomorrow.

But, we have a radio.

Sulu.

You know I am really fed up.

I was wondering...why don't

we start something ourselves.

You and me... 50-50.

Business.

No!

Partnerships are just not my thing.

Fine. Great.

Good Morning,

you're listening to Radio Wow.

So say what...it's Wow!

Today could be your day.

So get out.

Let your dreams bake

under the sun's rays.

- Let your smile make your day.

- Pranav, wake up!

It's your day, and it's your day.

"Up and away, spins and sways...

like a restless wheel."

"She's on fire."

- Mummy

- Coming!

"Oh oh she sizzles,

oh oh she sizzles..."

"Left... Right..."

Sulu, pass the towel.

"Left... Right... Left... "

"Left turn."

Come on, come on!

Bye.

"Oh oh she sizzles..."

"She sizzles and shines...

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