Tumhari Sulu Page #3

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She's too hot to handle."

"Like a big surprise

that comes in small packing.

"Oh oh she sizzles,

oh oh she frizzles"

"She's a tough lady."

"Oh oh like a bazooka,

that packs quite a punch."

"She's brave, there she goes with

her handbag clung on her shoulder.

"Up and away, spins and sways...

like a restless wheel."

"She's on fire."

"Oh oh she sizzles..."

"High on heroism,

with an attitude of a superstar."

"She's a dude, still at heart."

"Oh oh she sizzles..."

"She's like the breeze,

turns wherever she likes."

"Whenever people meet her,

they say..."

"Oh oh she sizzles..."

"Oh oh she sizzles,

oh oh she frizzles"

"She's a tough lady."

"Oh oh like a bazooka,

that packs quite a punch."

"She amazes you."

"Oh oh she sizzles,

oh oh she frizzles"

"She's a tough lady."

"Oh oh like a bazooka,

that packs quite a punch."

"She's brave, there she goes with

her handbag clung on her shoulder.

"Oh oh she sizzles..."

Does this elevator

go to the Radio Wow office?

Madam, the security's calling you.

- Me?

- She's coming. Yeah...

- Did you call me?

- No, madam, I didn't.

Hi Girija,

please look into the 'Curry' issue...

...with the Lunch service

guy on an urgent basis.

- Now what should I reply to this?

- That's all you'll get on a tight budget.

That doesn't mean you'll

serve us substandard food.

Hello ma'am, how may I help you?

My name is Sulochana...

..."Sawal Batao,

Seeti Bajao" contest winner.

Yes. Fill out this form.

Vishnu, give madam

her pressure cooker.

- You may fill it there.

- Okay.

I've studied in a convent school...

...is it appropriate for a Convent-educated

girl to be arguing over 'Curry'?

Just give me my cheque, madam.

I've got the conjunctivirus!

But what do I write here?

Give me my Cheque, madam.

I am fed up of dealing

with this issue every day.

I'm gonna leave a note behind...

...saying you and your 'Curry'

are responsible for my death.

Give me my cheque.

Yes ma'am.

Excuse me,

madam...I would like to take part...

...in the 'You can be an RJ' contest.

Ma'am, that's not a contest,

it's an interview.

So...have you ever done it before?

No, but I can.

- Give me a form.

- There are no forms.

You know what,

go home and record your voice...

...and send it on email.

I'll forward it ahead.

Hello, yes?

Please hold on the line.

You see, ma'am.

My phone's really old...

- ...and it doesn't record properly.

- I see.

So, why don't you record

my voice right now?

You know what,

I'll give you a call tomorrow.

I have your number.

But I cannot come back tomorrow.

I am busy.

I would've done it...

I mean, woman to woman...

If I could.

- My cheque, madam.

- Hold on for a second.

- Ma'am...

- Why don't you call someone inside?

Tell them I am the contest winner.

Please.

Hello, ma'am.

The winner would like to talk to you.

Okay.

She's asked you to come back tomorrow.

She's busy...

- And you...

- You didn't ask properly.

What do you mean?

I just called up in front of you.

- Give me my cheque.

- You didn't tell them my name...

Hey Girija, what's going on?

- What's going on?

- Hello, ma'am.

She's been bothering me.

- She wants to give an audition.

- Bothering you?

I said it's not possible,

everyone's busy right now.

Yes, she's been...

- Let me speak.

- I've been telling her...

- Let me speak.

- Fine.

I've been telling her that

I want to take part in the RJ contest.

All I asked her for

is the application form.

But I told you...

But she said to me...

Girija.

Madam, what's your name?

My name is Sulochana.

"Sawal Batao,

Seeti Bajao" contest winner.

Sulu?

You're Sulu, aren't you?

- You know me?

- What a question.

"Voice sweet like magpie."

Yes, I sang that song.

And, I am Albeli.

Albeli Anjali?

We spoke yesterday.

Do you want to be an RJ?

I can try...just give me a chance.

"Eyes laden with kohl.

Fiery lips."

Who is this character?

"I am losing my heart."

"Wow wow Sulu, brilliant."

Okay.

Girija, is Maria in her cabin?

Sulu...that's our radio booth...

...where we host our show.

- Looking nice.

- Shut up.

Where were you?

Is this the time to show up?

I was attending a

protest held by poets.

And what happened to your head?

"This wound..."

"This wound which runs deep..."

"It's not just a wound,

but my witness..."

"It's the time between dawn and dusk."

Loser...it's nothing.

It's an internal wound, madam.

- Should I...

- No, no, it's fine. Please come in.

Come.

Maria...Sulochana.

Sulu.

"Sawal Batao,

Seeti Bajao" contest winner.

Pressure cooker.

"Voice sweet like magpie."

Hi...

I am Maria.

- I head Radio Wow.

- Hi.

- Champion.

- Sorry.

Champion.

Sorry, we couldn't give you a TV

...but, you'll have to settle

for the pressure cooker this time.

Actually, two weeks ago...

...I had a heated argument

and bought the same pressure cooker.

You know how husbands are.

I know...I mean I understand.

But, you can invite

us to lunch someday...

No, this is a gift.

- I've twin sisters.

- Okay.

Aradhna-Kalpana.

And I am Sulochana.

So, there's a house-warming

at sister Kalpana's home.

I imagined this will

be the best gift for her.

Okay...

Well, that's great.

It was really nice meeting you.

Keep listening to our radio station.

Say What...

It's Wow.

- Fast learner.

- Come on.

Maria madam,

I saw the RJ contest poster outside.

I want to take part too.

Do you want to be an RJ?

Do you have any prior experience?

No, but I know I can.

Back in our old society...

...I would speak over the

mic at every given opportunity.

- Let me introduce you...

- I know him.

Do you?

Of course, he's quite popular.

- Our RJ, producer, poet, revolutionary.

- Protestor.

Protestor. Protestor.

Tell her your full name.

Pankaj Rai Baghi.

So Mr. Baghi will take your audition.

Have you auditioned before?

Yes, I have.

Final round audition 'Asli

Mummy' contest, Goregaon East.

Winner, 'Fastest Sari Tying'

Competition. Sanjeev Enclave Society.

Second prize, the singing competition.

Lata Mangeshkar Sad Song Contest.

And, 'Main Radio ki Fan Hoon'.

That's alright, carry on.

And, 'Main Radio ki Fan Hoon,

Mere Fan Mein hai Radio Contest'.

Then, Announcer Shivalik Society,

four years.

Winner, 'Fastest Vegetable

Cutter' 2010-2014.

- And, the dance show for moms.

- I've seen that.

I auditioned for that too.

- Very badly organized.

- Okay.

There was a huge queue.

But us ladies started

playing 'Antakshari' outside.

And, I won that too.

That's how we passed

time until 2 o'clock.

Then, it was time

for Pranav to come home.

So, responsibility first.

Of course.

- This...

- Wear it, sister.

Sorry.

- Photo.

- Photo.

Come on.

Good stuff.

Shall we start?

- What am I supposed to do?

- Stop.

Don't yell.

Here's the paper,

those are your lines.

That's the mic,

you've to speak in this.

No yelling, speak softly.

Hello...

"I'm here to light up your nights..."

Hold on. Hold on.

- Maria, may I?

- Yeah...he'll show you how to do it.

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