Tumhari Sulu Page #4

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Okay.

Hello...

- What is this?

- Come on.

Why is she laughing?

Sulochana, listen.

Hello...

I'm here to light up your nights

and make your dreams come true.

Dial my number straight

from your heart...

...and talk to me.

Won't you?

You mean like that Actress Helen?

You see, I can mimic

Actress Hema Malini and Sridevi.

Like... Sweetheart.

Okay, no... you don't have

to do anything like that.

Your voice is really good.

So use your voice.

Come on, Sulochana.

Hello...

Hello...

Nice.

I am at a recording at Inspire BKC.

I'm busy for the next two hours.

Come back later, okay.

- TV mechanic, 7 months ago...

- Madam.

Please do it if you want to, or don't.

Don't waste my time, I am a busy man.

- Sorry.

- Look Sulochana, like this.

Hello...

Sexy.

Do you understand sexy?

Come on.

Hello...

I'm here to light up your nights...

...and to...

You see this pen...

Yes.

It's mightier than the sword.

Such beautiful words should pour

out like pearls from a necklace.

We're not selling

knick-knacks on the train.

- Maria?

- Relax.

Anyway, it was really

nice meeting you.

- And, you have a very sexy voice.

- I know.

This is my card...

Call me.

Hello...

Hello...

I'm here to make

your nights colorful...

Sulu, did you get a sore throat?

No, just relaxing my throat.

What's wrong?

Come here...

Let me see.

Open wide.

Isn't it sexy?

What?

- Forget it.

- No... who said that?

My throat's strained.

I spoke on the mic for so long.

I am going to be an RJ.

What's this now?

Radio.

Like the RJs that speak on radio.

Huh...

What if they ask for your

higher secondary certificate?

What about all your taxis

parked downstairs?

Who is going to look after them?

Remember that Sai Pav

Bhaji near your office.

You were right,

their Pav Bhaji is really sexy.

Sulu...who's calling you sexy.

Who's calling you sexy?

"Subhash Saris and beyond."

You're listening to Radio Wow.

So say what...it's Wow!

Do you want to be an RJ too?

Do you have what it takes?

So don't think twice.

Pick up that phone and say...

Hello.

Hello...Lalji.

Huh.

- Boss.

- Huh.

Who is it now?

Who is it?

Hello.

Hello...Lalji.

Yeah...

I am speaking from C-507, Jal Padma.

Yes.

I need a broom, please.

Of course.

I am waiting.

You'll bring it won't you?

Yes.

- Hey...get a broom.

- Should I go?

Just go get the broom.

Wow, what a surprise Lalji Bhai,

How come?

Why don't you mind your own business?

Broom and all.

There isn't a 5th floor

in this building.

I have asthama!

I could've died!

- Broom.

- No, I already have one.

Water?

This one...do this one.

Sir, I have a fever.

I want to go home.

Just a minute.

- Yeah, Sulu.

- Hello.

Sulu...

What's wrong?

Have you got a stomach ache?

Maybe.

I've got a fever, not indigestion.

Why don't you take

enteroquinol or rantac D?

It's next to the TV set.

Enteroquinol... and Rantac D.

If you're not feeling well,

go meet Dr. Savita.

But...I need Dr. Ashok.

I've got high fever sir

May I go home?

I guess you've lost your mind.

Why?

Are you scared, Dr. Ashok?

That's enough, Sulu.

By the way, you were looking

really cute this morning.

Sir, they are calling you.

Sulu, I must go now.

Will I see you soon?

Tell me, Dr. Ashok.

And that's a six.

Yes.

Thank you, thank you.

Mom, dad's home.

Pranav...son, come here.

Fast.

- Come.

- What happened?

This is an important document.

Get me five photocopies of each.

And, have a fritter

or two while you're at it.

I finished work early today.

Dad, money please.

This is an important document.

Get me five photocopies of each.

And, take your time.

"The next song was requested

by the king of Virar..."

"...Ashok and queen Sulochana."

"The ambience is heating up..."

"...it's advisable to

keep your fans turned on."

"The temperature

outside is 40 degrees,

...while inside..."

"Be my Queen,

and I'll build a palace for you."

"Be my sweetheart,

and I'll build another Taj for you."

"Be my Queen,

and I'll build a palace for you."

"Be my sweetheart,

and I'll build another Taj for you."

"Listen Oh Queen..."

"Be my queen."

"I am your Shahjahan I'll

build another Taj for you."

"Be my queen,

and I'll build a palace for you."

"The fragrance

emanating from you..."

"...doesn't let me sleep."

"I wake up at nights..."

"...and think only about you."

"Listen Oh Queen..."

"Be my Queen."

"Say yes...and

I'll rock the world."

"Be my Queen,

and I'll build a palace for you."

"Let your eyes...stay

closer to mine."

"Let your eyes...stay

closer to mine."

"Come sweetheart..."

- "Come closer to my heart."

- What are you doing Ashok?

- "Come sweetheart..."

- I got hurt.

"Come closer to my heart."

- "Let your eyes...stay closer to mine."

- Now clean it up!

What nonsense is this?

And what is this?

"Listen Oh Queen..."

"Be my Queen."

"I am your Shahjahan

I'll build another Taj for you."

"Be my queen, and I'll

build a palace for you."

Boys!

- What is this?

- Sir, it's his.

- No, sir...it's him.

- No, sir...it's him.

Boys, speak in English.

- Sir, it was him.

- Sir, it was him.

Your destiny is in your own hands.

Diamonds don't shine in a day.

You have the talent,

so don't think twice.

Don't eat that, play it.

And, play only after

I finish speaking.

"Lateness causes darkness, but

darkness is better than disasters."

"JP...JP Papad brings you songs."

"Songs that are

better than superhit."

Try using 'fresh' as well.

Yeah, yeah...

Maria, at the beginning

or at the end?

Sir, tell us where?

Anywhere...in the middle.

Great idea, put it in the middle.

"JP...JP Papad brings

you fresh songs."

"Songs that are

better than superhit."

- Hello.

- Hello, Maria madam.

It's Sulochana.

- The contest winner.

- Can't talk right now.

But JP doesn't fit the meter.

- But we don't want any meter, we want JP.

- Yeah.

But that will sound cheap.

It will sound weird.

- Or I'll leave out fresh.

- No.

- If Papad isn't fresh, it won't taste good.

- Yeah.

Hello.

I am here to light your nights...

I said I can't talk,

stop calling me. You don't get it.

You don't get it.

- Can you add two more JP's?

- Good idea.

- I can add 5 JPs.

- Excellent!

- 5 times.

- Yeah.

Listen to this.

[I can do it.]

JP...JP...JP...JP...JP...

fresh and tasty JP.

- But where is the papad?

- Uh.....The crow took the papad.

Okay.

- Crow?

- Crow?

What is he saying?

What's a crow?

I am a poet.

For the last four hours,

you've been ranting about papad.

Add this...add that...put

some glue in that...

I am fed up.

Don't start that now.

That's enough...stop it.

- "There's a fire raging in my heart..."

- What's this nonsense?

Sir, please sit down.

Instead of "ho ho",

can you do "papad"?

Pankaj, he's recording everything.

What are you doing?

"Those who sell their souls,

will not be able to sleep a wink."

- Pankaj, stop it.

- I don't want this job.

Go to hell.

Sir, I am really sorry.

I'll be right back.

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