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Oh, sh*t.

Oh, sh*t. Is he all right?

What happened?

What'd you do?

It was an accident.

-You threw a rock at him?

Didn't mean to hit his head.

It was an accident.

-We got robbed!

He had our friend's cap!

It was an accident!

Hey! Don't touch me!

Walk away.

-Let's just go. Let's just go.

Hey, come on. Just relax.

Just walk away.

Come on, come on, come on!

Are they following us?

-No, I don't think so.

W-We were robbed.

R-Roubado. Roubado.

I know.

-You know?

Everybody knows.

-Who did it?

Who did it?

What police?

You crazy.

No police here. Okay?

What do you mean,

there's no police here?

Christ, dude, where are

you going? -Stay here.

Nice work.

Leave him alone.

-It was a f***ing accident.

You don't throw a rock at a kid!

-Let it go!

Let it go!

-I'm sorry. Okay?

Sorry, everybody.

-It's all right.

Let's go, guys.

Damn!

-Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Okay, man! Hold up!

-Where are we going?

Is not good for you in town.

-Yeah, no kidding.

They are looking for the father

of this boy that you hurt.

Is bad man.

They find him, is very bad for you.

Okay?

Ask him where we're going, Pru.

There is-There is

a house of his uncle ...

and he says that it's very safe

for us there.

No. We just want a ride.

Do you know anybody with a car?

No, no, no. No car.

There is-

The only car is of the guy

that robbed us.

You'd better wait for the bus.

-There's a bus? When is there a bus?

Uh, qu-quando-At what time?

Uh ... today?

Today there's a bus?

-Yes.

What time?

-Two day.

Two days.

-Two days?

Why does everything take

so f***ing long in this place?

Two day-

-Okay, vamos. Vamos la. Vamos.

F***! These insects are eating me alive.

Look at that. All over me legs.

-Leave it out.

There'd better be a big bag

of f***ing weed at this house.

Kiko, can we just ...

stop for a minute?

I'll be back in a minute.

Where are you going?

-The men's room.

Whose idea was it to leave the bus?

Whose idea was it to come

to Brazil? -It was yours!

I wanted to go to Bali.

-You're missing the point.

The point is, if we dig deep enough

I'm sure we'll discover this is all your fault.

Oh, right. Yeah.

Which'll make me feel a lot better.

-Right.

And you know what? I did want to

come to Brazil. Why? Because I like girls.

And I like beaches and drinking.

And when they say

"Come to Brazil," they say ...

"Come to Brazil! We've got girls

and beaches and drinking!"

What they do not say,

what they completely neglect to mention ...

is anything about being chased

into the jungle by an angry f***in' mob ...

which is not my idea

of a fun vacation at all!

Oi, Kiko!

How far is this house?

Uh, uh, como far?

-Hey, man, not so bad.

What do you mean?

This is pretty f***ing bad!

What about a road?

Is there a road we can walk on?

No roads.

-What kind of house has no roads?

F***ing hell.

Come on! Almost there!

Kiko! Where are we going?

There is a place where we can rest.

This place is amazing.

Check it out!

Come on! I show you something.

Wow.

-This is my secret place.

Kiko, can we swim here?

I show you some caves.

What caves? Where?

There are caves in the water.

We'll swim, then go to house.

How close is the house?

-It's right on the river.

Ten minutes.

Hey, guys, watch me!

You're joking. You're never gonna jump off of this!

Kiko, It's too dangerous.

-Go ahead!

Stop encouraging him!

-I am diving all the time!

Less talking!

More action!

No, stop!

Don't do it! No!

Kiko! Whoa!

Crazy son of a b*tch!

You're gonna kill yourself!

-Come on!

Come on, come on! Come down!

Swim!

I show you caves!

No way I'm doing that!

-Come on. Let's go see 'em.

I'm staying here.

-You sure?

Come on! Come on!

You can do it!

-Yeah, I'm gonna, uh, stay here too.

Right.

Behave yourself.

Here?

The caves! Come on!

-Over there?

I can't.

No, no, I can't.

Follow me.

It's an easy swim.

You can do it.

Come on. Let's do it.

-Okay.

Hey, Bea, you okay?

-Yeah.

Is this it?

-Come on. A little more far.

Follow me.

-Kiko, where are we?

Where are we goin'?

F***! That was a bat!

Kiko.

Come on, guys.

Let's go.

Kiko, what is this?

-We go under.

No!

-No. No.

There-There is a hole.

-No, no, no, no.

Hey, man, it's easy.

This is incredible.

Incredible!

All right. Let's go. Fine. Fine.

-No. No.

One, two, three.

-What?

A**hole!

What the f*** is this?

Oh, Jesus!

That was not easy.

It was scary.

And this is not incredible.

We go more.

We go more.

Ow! Ow!

Jesus!

Kiko!

-F***ing lunatic!

Kiko!

-Sh*t! The light!

Holy sh*t!

Wow, look at this place.

Bea, look at this.

Wow, this is amazing.

What is this place?

Very nice, Kiko!

This water is so beautiful!

This is incredible.

-Yes.

Is my secret place.

I-I never making friends

with the gringos before.

No?

-No.

I never have, um, speak with one.

Really?

Well, hi there!

Oh, my God.

You okay?

What?

You-You feel okay?

Yes, yes. I am okay.

-Okay.

Uh, maybe ...

we go back to town.

What?

-Aqui. Yes.

Is better we go back.

We just hiked 10 hours through the jungle.

How can you go back?

Did you say go back?

-We're not going back. No way.

Yes.

I-I-I think is better.

Why?

-Maybe I talk with these guys, okay?

Um, tell them you are okay.

Maybe find a ride for you.

But why are you saying this now?

I don't know. It's just, um-

-It's just what?

No-No nothing.

Look, it's simple-10 hours hike through

the jungle, or 10 minutes to the house.

I don't like hiking.

We go to the f***ing house.

Is there a problem

with this house, Kiko?

No. No problem.

Then we go to the house.

Okay?

Okay.

-Okay.

That's for almost killing us!

Come on, guys.

We walk back.

Oh. Hey. What's going on?

-Oi, oi!

Hi. How was it?

Awesome. Underwater caves. It was cool.

-There were bats.

Come on.

Let's go together.

Hey, Kiko, show me how you do that.

I wanna do it. Show me. Yeah.

-Let's jump together.

One, two, three!

You guys should try it!

Dude, I wanna try.

Show me how you do it.

Okay, okay.

I go.

Whoo! Crazy!

Sh*t! He's bleeding!

-Kiko!

We're coming down!

-Stay up!

Jesus Christ!

What happened?

-He must have hit his head on a rock below.

Keep his head above the water!

Is he conscious?

Oh, my God.

Get him to the side.

-Come on, come on!

Swim! Swim!

-Over here!

What are we gonna do?

Take him back to the village.

We'll never get back before dark.

We'll go to the house.

We don't know where the house is!

-He said it was on the river.

Help me get him out. Grab my shirt.

We're gonna wrap his head.

Is he gonna die?

No.

-How do you know?

Between rugby and bar fights, I've probably

had a concussion a year since I was nine.

When did you play rugby?

-I played!

We should have just gone back to the village.

-No way!

They'll f***ing kill us!

What is this place doing here?

You okay?

He all right?

Hello!

Nearly there.

This is crazy.

Almost there.

Hello?

This guy likes his privacy.

Hey, look, there's a dip there.

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