Turkey Shoot Page #2

Don't do it.

I can tell you things

you don't remember.

You didn't kill those kids.

The massacre - you were framed.

One minute remaining.

59, 58...

You're not going to make it, SEAL.

57, 56...

- I'll see you on the next level.

- ..55...

Not if I see you first.

53...

34, 33, 32, 31...

30 seconds remaining.

18,17,16,

15,14,13,12,11...

10 seconds remaining.

9, 8, 7, 6...

At ease, Commander.

Did you bring it?

Bunch of Nazis in this place.

It is a hospital, sir.

It's a filthy habit,

but when your days are numbered,

you have to do what you want,

whatever the consequences.

Did you watch it'?

Yes, sir.

I thought he looked good, considering.

I didn't recognise Sergeant Llewyn.

Ramrod?

He's different since the trial.

Profiting from death changes a person.

So, you know we're sending in

a team to finish the job'?

Yes, sir.

I want you to pilot the chopper.

Now, we both know that

Commander Tyler is a good soldier

who would never divulge

classified intelligence,

but my colleagues consider him a

loose end - and loose ends come undone.

Commander... it is imperative

to the security of this nation

that Rick Tyler be silenced.

I can't tell you any more

but know this position

is unanimous across command

and goes right to the very top.

Do you read me?

In triplicate, sir.

He should have died in that massacre.

But if you want a clusterfuck,

send in the Marines.

I don't understand, sir.

What's not to understand, Commander?

We framed Rick Tyler.

They say only

the pure of heart sleep well.

Relax.

It's a cocktail

of vitamins and antibiotics.

It's cheating, I know, but I want you

to give Level 2 your best shot.

How do you feel?

Water.

Decapitation, self-surgery,

that thing with the arrow -

Game 177, so far, so amazing.

The audience like you.

No-one's retired

this many shooters before.

You've even been voted a classic-kill

and you're not even halfway through.

You haven't seen anything yet.

Really?

When I get Llewyn on the next level,

make sure all cameras are pointed at us.

Ramrod.

What is it with you two'?

Wait and see.

Tonight,

following the News At Ten,

a special report.

World War Africa -

a continent in meltdown...

"with the President..."

The Libyan dictator

must be removed.

...her allies...

I fully support my American counterpart

in our joint endeavors in Africa.

The Libyan dictator...

and the consequences.

That's tonight,

after the News At Ten.

But now,

what you've all been waiting for...

Real criminals, real life, real time!

You're watching smash hit event TV,

coming at you right here, right now,

wherever you are!

Turkey Shoot!

It's live... with death.

Now let's give it up

for your hosts... Tom and Teena!

- I'm Teena Fine.

- And I'm Tom Faye.

Welcome to Turkey Shoot.

Teena, Turkey 177-an army of one.

You're not kidding, Tom.

Ex-Navy SEAL Rick Tyler...

Currently serving life

plus a thousand for war crimes

and playing for his freedom...

"has embarrassed the best shooter

in the game to progress to Level 2!"

I'm betting our Marine

will have a new respect for SEAL skills

after Level 1, folks.

And the bearded beast,

also no match for Turkey Tyler.

Ditto Alpha.

He sure got an unexpected headjob.

And the deadly and beautiful Kintay,

a victim of friendly fire.

So, now only Ramrod to the next level.

Where he'll be joined by more shooters,

as voted by our viewers worldwide.

Yes, Teena,

the count's done, the results tallied,

as smartphone voted by you!

Individual territory charges applicable.

Meet the shooters for Level 2.

Greater Europe's gone Viking

with Haakon.

- My, my, that's a big one.

- Haakon! Haakon!

Haakon!

This guy is a lethal weapon.

Australasia flips for Killshot.

She puts the 'hun' into machinegun.

Killshot! Killshot!

- Killshot!

- What do you think, folks'?

Neo Korea

explodes for Armageddon!

He's dyno-mite!

Armageddon!

Armageddon excited!

Well, get ready

for maximum excitement, Teena,

because we've also got some

very extra special guest shooters

for Level 2.

Four crack Navy SEALs

from the disgraced Turkey's own platoon.

Wow!

They want some payback?

You got it, Tom.

They've got an axe to grind...

in the Turkey's skull. Lieutenant?

We've got a big chit to cash

with that mass-murdering son of a b*tch.

He brought disgrace on the SEALs.

I can promise you now, we won't

stand down until honor's restored

and the chit's paid... in blood.

You heard it from the man.

These guys want vengeance!

It's gonna be all-out war!

With the added advantage

of a pair of boots,

Turkey 177 will wake

in the San Diego Docklands,

approximately one mile from the target.

He has exactly 90 minutes

to reach his goal,

while avoiding eight killers, armed to

the teeth and out for his blood.

Now...

- Are you...

- Ready to play'?

It's time to go live

in an eight-to-one showdown

when Rick Tyler takes on...

Ramrod, Haakon,

Killshot, Armageddon

and four SEALs on Level 2 of...

Turkey Shoot!

It's live... with death.

Say hello to my little friends.

Ha!

Keep tight, keep tight.

OK, keep... keep tight, come on.

Two exits here.

Two exits, I got two.

Clear!

Open season!

Yahh!

Aghh.

Go, go, go, go, go, go!

Clear!

Keep tight.

- Clear.

- Clear.

Agh!

- Clear.

- Clear.

Contact!

Pursue! Pursue!

- Go, go, go, go, go, go!

- Forward! Forward!

Target! Target!

Left and right, left and right.

Fall back! Fall back!

Get down!

Target!

Keep tight, keep tight.

- Keep tight, keep tight, come on.

- Go through. Go through.

- Keep moving, just keep moving.

- Clear.

- Agh!

- Are you alright?

Get back, get back. Get outta there.

Keep tight, keep tight, come on.

Guys, keep together. Keep working

the sides, keep working the sides.

Keep moving, keep moving.

Clear.

Come on, keep together.

We're splitting up here.

Man down!

Go, go, 90, 90, go!

Go, go, go!

Man down! Man down!

Get him out of here,

get him out.

You f***in' piece of sh*t.

Go, go, 90, 90, go!

F***er.

F***er.

Now, you f***er...

F*** it!

Commander Wilson?

What the f*** is going on here?

What's it look like?

I just saved your ass.

Sh*t!

Putting her down.

Excuse me, sir,

we have a military emergency.

I need to commandeer your vehicle.

Yes, ma'am. Is that a Black Hawk?

I need you to stay here

with the Black Hawk, sir,

while we take your vehicle.

- Terrorists?

- I'm not at liberty to say, sir.

- I just filled her up.

- Your country thanks you, sir.

That was easy.

Hard word gets them every time.

One minute remaining.

- Piece of f***in' sh*t!

- ..59...

Christ, you stink.

And you look like sh*t.

So is this part of the Turkey Shoot

as well?

F*** Turkey Shoot. 24 hours ago, I was

happy for you to rot in jail forever.

Then I found out

you didn't kill those children.

Found out?

Thatcher told me

you were framed for the massacre.

He told you'?

The question is, why'?

Why were you framed'?

Hey, I just ruined

a brilliant career for you, a**hole.

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