Two-Bit Waltz Page #6
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Yes, absolutely.
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OK.
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So when does she leave?
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Tonight.
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OK.
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Um, that's still a
lot of time, though.
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And...
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Use a lot of it with her, OK?
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Please?
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You can do this.
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It'll be fine.
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Stop crying and... I'm
sorry I let you smoke.
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I shouldn't have done that.
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You shouldn't smoke.
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Don't smoke.
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I'm not crying.
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In, out.
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In and out.
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You should come out here
and make those noises
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Every single day.
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You'll live longer.
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Look at me.
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Anyway, darling, I think
you're doing enormously well.
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If my best friend were
leaving this evening,
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I'd be a total wreck.
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I so admire your
ability to be alone.
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And she's really your
only friend, isn't she?
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I tell you, if that were
me, I would just give up.
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I would just positively give up.
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Will you call me every day?
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No.
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I know.
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You are the best and truest
friend a girl has ever had.
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Don't sleep with that boy again.
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Why would I ever do that?
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Because I am the only good
influence in your life.
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I love you too.
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"She watched the car
go, tears in her eyes,
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As she wondered what had become
of that happy-go-lucky girl she
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Once saw in the mirror.
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Now simply a..."
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"Now simply a ghost in the..."
"Now simply a... " Jesus.
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Do you know what?
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That's just rude, all right?
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Come on.
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Jenny!
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Will you come back and
help me clear my head?
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F***.
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You felt alone.
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What about if I became
an excellent juggler?
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You felt alone.
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Or, like, an excellent surfer.
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You felt alone.
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I always feel alone.
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You mentioned
something about a boy?
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About a boy.
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Yes.
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The one Jenny...
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Told me not to sleep with again.
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And you...
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I had self-respect once, but I
put it in the ironing cupboard,
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And it never seemed
to turn up again.
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It's incredibly annoying
when you talk like that.
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That's not very nice.
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Showtime.
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Here, there are, like, a
million brochures for you
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In the hallway.
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Where are you going?
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Out.
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Where?
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To get some popcorn.
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And fall into the arms of
the one who mistreats you?
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He's my beloved.
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I thought he had more dignity.
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Says the kid who never
leaves his room except
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To get more napkins and lotion.
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I'm a pubescent child.
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It's called "self-discovery."
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And what do you
call what I'm doing?
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"Soul-sucking denial."
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Oh.
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Go back to masturbating.
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This conversation
is the insufferable.
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Fine.
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I'll be back here to pick up
the pieces when you return.
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Fine.
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I love you, sis.
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Love you, too, other sis.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I missed you.
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Did you?
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Yeah, like, when... before,
when we were hanging out, like,
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Before you went away, I
never got to properly, well,
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Thank you for having sex
with me all those times.
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Sir, it was a pleasure.
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I mean, I love
having sex with you.
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That's the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.
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You want to do
something tonight?
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Like a date?
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Sure.
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Sure.
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How'd it go?
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Excellent.
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How'd it go with you?
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Excellent.
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Gross.
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You asked.
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I know.
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Gross.
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Gross.
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He asked me on a date.
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Oh, Christ.
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He asked me on a date.
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Bernie, Bernard, little
Bertram, I swear to God he did.
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If I were you, I would
focus less on imaginary dates
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With boys and more on the
discussing amounts of money
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You are going to
lose to a dog rescue
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If you do not pick
a school to go to.
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How come Mom never tells
me your secrets, huh?
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She likes me better.
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Mom likes you better.
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Grandma liked you better.
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Everyone likes me better.
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Fine.
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Anyway, it's not an
imaginary date with the boy.
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It is a real date with a boy.
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That wasn't what
you were supposed
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To take away from that comment.
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Bernie, what about
this for an idea?
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Maybe for the book.
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I'm not sure.
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I am the princess of an alien
people called the Quoppians.
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And I am engaged to be
married to this other guy
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called the Termidittens.
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And there's all
this pressure coming
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From my friends and my
family to marry this guy.
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But I fall in love
with my lady's maid.
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And we fight for what we
believe in, and it's all OK,
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And we live happily ever after.
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What do you think?
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So in your wildest
fantasy, you're a lesbian?
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Do you think it would
make a good novel?
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Because I...
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Can I borrow $5?
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Sure.
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I'm gonna look amazing.
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Your insecurity is
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Gonna make some
Weimaraner very happy.
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Also, your hat's disgusting.
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The hat... no.
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So this boy.
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Yes.
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You're having casual
sex with this boy.
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No.
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We're in love.
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No.
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You're pathetic.
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No, I'm in love.
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No, you're path...
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Hey.
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You're not supposed to
say stuff like that to me.
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If I want tough
love, I can buy it.
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That is
essentially what this is.
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Damn it.
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You can't smoke in here.
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OK, after careful consideration,
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I have decided you are right.
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Though my memories of
said tryst are fond,
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I was being used...
raped, some might say.
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No one would say that.
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Fine.
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Anyway, I'm not
seeing him anymore.
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Obviously.
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No.
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I mean, it fell
through in the end.
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Yes.
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Would you like me to continue?
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Yes.
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Where was I?
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Don't say stuff like that.
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Why?
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You know exactly where you were.
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Wow.
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Yes?
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You look large.
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Thank you.
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Well, you're encompassed by fur.
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Right.
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So I was thinking
we go for a walk.
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Cool.
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You're so normal.
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I'm sorry.
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Did you just say I'm so normal?
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Well, yeah, you know.
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Like, ordinary.
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No, no, I mean, I
know what normal means.
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I just... like, you
don't think I'm
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Cool or funny or
weird or anything?
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I mean, you're
pretty normal, stable.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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