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Two for the Seesaw Page #8
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I told you 100 times already.
I don't feed my girl sandwiches.
I told you 101 times already.
- Any other complaints?
- Who's complaining? I'm being polite.
- How did your morning go?
- So-so.
- Just lying there?
- I almost got up to the john myself.
- That'll be the day.
- Be in all the newsreels!
I waited till Sophie came over.
- Jerry?
- Yeah?
I'll try a solo flight tomorrow.
What do you expect,
Is that what they go there for?
(Gittel) You know where I'd like to be?
In bed.
Central Park. On the grass.
I don't get too much use
outta Central Park.
Especially on a day like this. Spring
isn't even here yet and spring is here.
Get up on your beautiful legs
by Friday and I'll take you to Central Park.
- Why, what's Friday?
- Bar exam's over, that's what!
- Is that a date?
- Well, I'll be glad when that exam is over.
Maybe you'll stop running
long enough to say hello.
Hello. Maybe you'll stop stalling
long enough to say it's a date.
You and that doctor.
"Miss Mosca, have you dangled yet?"
Have I dangled yet?
What kind of language is that?
Put my feet over.
I'm weak, like a cracked egg.
Ooh, that reminds me.
Maybe this'll give you strength.
From Molly.
I better be careful,
soon you'll be after me for my money!
What else would I be after you for,
of late?
- So when have you got time? Now?
- After the battle, daughter.
(clicks fingers) Steak!
3.30, Friday, and any time thereafter.
(softly) Any time thereafter for how long?
You say something?
I said I love you.
When you have something
like that to say, don't mumble.
All right, I'll holler it.
Don't worry, not too often.
Maybe two times a week.
Don't you worry.
You can't say it too often for me.
Stop talking for a minute, blabbermouth,
and I'll get your lunch.
- You eat already?
- Haven't got time.
I'll grab a sandwich and eat it at the office.
What do you mean?
Do you want a nervous breakdown?
You're knocking yourself out, Jerry.
Working, studying,
running like Western Union.
- Waiting on me hand and foot.
- I'm enjoying it, you know it.
Stop talking like an idiot,
eat your steak and get well.
I'm not just trying to take advantage,
honest.
If you ask me what it is, is... I'm scared.
- Scared of what, honey?
- Well...
I'm used to your staying here.
Your neckties all over the place.
I get out of bed,
your neckties go back to your place.
Maybe that's why I stay here,
planted like a potato.
Sure improves your character,
being in love?
Well, there's no sense just talking about it.
- What are you doing?
- Writing to my landlord.
Telling him I'm moving, find a tenant.
Why didn't you say you'd a thing about
ties? There's more I could move over.
I should have done this weeks ago.
Not thinking, I guess.
Sincerely, Jerry Ryan.
- Now I'll just mail this. Gittel!
- Stay there.
- Honey, that was wonderful.
- Yeah, I'm a living doll, like always.
But I've never been a lousy blackmailer
and I'm not going to be one now.
Not even to get you. So there.
Sincerely yours, Gittel Mosca.
I like being here.
I like my neckties being here.
This is the way I want it.
Have you got that? Have you?
- Yeah.
- Good.
Is it safe for me to go to work?
If I don't I'll get canned.
I won't be able to afford
even a non-rusty girl.
You lie down soon but not too soon.
Chew your nice cold steak
thoroughly before swallowing.
Take your medicine. Button up
your overcoat, you belong to me.
Mr Appleton's waiting for you
in the library, half an hour now.
I have a message for you to call...
Jerry, old man Appleton's
beginning to drum on the desk.
- Sorry, Frank.
- Your wife's been trying to get you.
You've to call Omaha, operator 12.
Take it now, Jerry. I'll pacify old Appleton.
Go on, use my office.
Put the call through, Jessie.
(phone)
- Hello?
- Jerry?
Hello, Tess. I'm sorry you had
How does it feel to be free, Jerry?
- How does it feel to be what?
- Divorced. Because we are.
- When did that happen?
- Yesterday.
So... we're not related any more?
Want them packed separately?
- Separately from what?
- Dishes.
I don't know.
Sure.
Oh! Help!
- What happened?
- Oh, the lousy pole.
Never did fix this thing permanently.
I guess I just hadn't planned...
- Mm?
- Nothing.
You just stay on the ground, small fry.
You want the window curtains too?
You want 'em down, take 'em down.
- What's eating you?
- A banana.
- What?
- A banana. You wanna bite?
- No. I said what's eating you?
- Oh, me?
- What's eating you?
- I asked you first.
- Trying to figure out what's eating you.
- Oh, I see.
What's eating me is trying
to figure out what's eating you.
I guess that just about exhausts
this investigation.
You want them too?
- Mm?
- I don't want a stinking thing.
- If you want 'em.
- All right, do we want them?
- Sure, they cost money.
- About 10 cents. I'll get the screwdriver.
- So don't.
- Honey, look.
All I meant was
do we really need all this junk?
What do you mean junk? This is good
stuff. 47 cents a yard, reduced.
- I can make 11 things out of this.
- Name 10.
Let's knock off,
go someplace for dinner?
- You look tired.
- I'm not tired.
- Why so down in the dumps?
- I'm not down, I'm in sixth heaven.
Stop rushing to the rescue,
you're killing me with kindness.
We're supposed to be celebrating
my passing the Bar exam,
- packing, so we can be together.
- As I pack the box, I feel worse.
- Why, honey?
- I dunno.
It's like something's outta whack,
you know?
Let's just quit horsing around
and get married, huh?
After the divorce comes through.
I've got lots of plans, Jerry.
I won't just be a ball and chain.
I'm gonna take up shorthand.
That's the one thing this romance
has lacked from the beginning.
So, when you open your own office,
there I am, a shorthand secretary.
You'll save a lot of dough on me.
Besides that, I'm gonna fix up
the flat real nice.
You can't entertain now. A cockroach
committee appears to see who's there.
- Planning on doing a lot of entertaining?
- Sure, why not?
Customers. Partners, if you get 'em.
The Taubmans.
Criminals maybe, even.
You can't entertain in a dump.
I should say not.
Shocking, a dope addict
who murdered his mother,
came and saw a cockroach!
Mabe later we can move
into a real apartment, a house.
Know what I always wanted
to live in a house with?
- Me?
- An elevator.
An elevator, you can entertain anybody.
I guess you can.
I never looked at it that way.
The radio in with the toaster.
I think we're beginning to make a dent.
- Jerry?
- Yeah?
Ah...
You talked to what's-her-name lately,
in Omaha?
Yes. In fact, she's called me
several times in the last weeks.
- Why?
- Oh, nothing.
I just wondered if she said
anything about the divorce?
Should be coming through
pretty soon now, huh?
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