Two Much Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1996
- 118 min
- 213 Views
- Oh, la, la, monsieur.
- What?
If you permit me to say, you
are committing a hideous crime.
Doctors orders. It's the only
way she can take her medicine.
Monsieur, that is
a Chateau Fontegnac.
This is not a wine
to toy with.
- Pardon.
- Look, buddy, it's my wine.
I paid for it.
Now, if I want to piss in it,
that's my business.
- Okay?
- As you wish, monsieur.
Espece de cochon.
Excusez-moi.
Thank you.
Cheers.
Arriba. Abajo.
- Al centro.
- Por dentro.
Whatever.
Mmm. Oof.
Ohh, Art,
I love you.
Hmm.
I know.
I'm sorry.
Huh.
I wanted to see if, um...
Aiieee! Ai, ai, ai!
It's always raining
when you need a cab.
Uh... do you think Art has
anything I could change into?
Upstairs?
Are you hungry?
Famished.
- Here?
- Yeah. Do you know it?
I had dinner here
not too long ago.
It's okay.
- No, they're looking at you.
Nice to see you again,
monsieur.
Eh, we'd like
a bottle of wine.
Eh, Chateau Fontegnac.
Alas, monsieur,
I am desolated.
Some person...
has committed an atrocity...
against
the very last bottle.
I think if you take a careful look in
the cellar, you'll find another one.
Certainement, monsieur.
If you promise not
to piss in it.
- He's French.
- They shouldn't let him out of the cellar.
Yeah.
So, um, your sister...
my brother.
Think we'll be dancing at
their 50th wedding anniversary?
I have no idea.
She might just marry him twice and then
move on to the next lucky contestant.
You know,
Art is a little worried.
He thinks they might
It's too late now. The
Titanic has already sailed.
Maybe you can talk to Betty
about it, be the voice of reason.
to is the call of the wild.
Yes.
Perfect.
Hmm.
- Thank you.
- Je vous en prie.
Psst!
Shall I distract the lady
now while you slip...
a little something
into her wine?
What a character, huh?
You really crack me up.
Oh, dites donc.
To you.
- I hope we can be friends.
- We'll have to be.
We'll be related, almost
like brother and sister.
Right.
You don't like the idea?
Yeah, yeah.
It's just that, uh...
this makes what I'm thinking
about taboo in most civilizations.
Would you like
to come in?
Maybe I should
go home.
Nobody's waiting up
for you, are they?
So to top it all off...
he shoots his underpants
over the shower door to me.
No, I don't believe it.
Poor guy.
What a way to start a day.
How about me?
Well, you were
taking a shower.
I mean, he was the one
humping the glass door.
He must have been
terribly humiliated.
Right. I was
just violated.
Not you.
You are too tough.
Tough?
Too tough?
No, no, no.
No, Betty.
No, Betty, no, no.
No, no.
No, no!
You were dreaming about my sister.
Yeah. Yeah.
When we were growing up, every
boyfriend I had had a crush on her.
Did that sound like
a good dream?
- Hmm?
- No, I guess not.
Ohh!
I was at the wedding.
It was a nightmare.
I was the...
The best man...
and I couldn't move.
And then...
there you were...
Beautiful and perfect.
Let's just forget
about Betty and Art.
Yeah.
Let's forget 'em.
Yeah.
Where are you going?
To splash some cold water
on my face.
Hmm.
Hmm. Ohh, God.
I have this
incredible headache.
- Me too.
- You do?
I think I need
an aspirin. Yeah.
- Oh.
- Good morning.
Good morning.
Aspirin. Aspirin.
Yeah.
Bart?
I'll be right out.
Oh, I feel like
my head's gonna pop...
like I've been in a coma
or something.
Will you rub my neck
for a minute?
- Neck? Yeah, yeah.
- Please?
Thanks.
Did I drink a lot
last night?
Well...
- Right.
- What's wrong?
Forgot the aspirin. We both
had too much last night.
Ooh!
Ohh!
Hey, what took you
so long?
- l-I-I-I hopped in the shower.
- I need one too.
- I'm late for work.
- Yeah, and...
Art?
Art!
Whew! Ohh.
- You're not dressed yet.
- No.
take a shower.
Another one?
Yeah, I forgot, uh,
my ankles.
Ooh! Aah! Ow!
- You up?
- Didn't you hear me calling you?
Soap in my ears.
Yeah.
Ohh.
Ohh!
- Hey.
- Hi.
I gotta go,
but you stay.
- I'll have Maria make you breakfast.
- Yeah. That's okay.
I'd better be off. I don't
want to run into Bart... Art!
- I'll call you later.
- Sure.
Bye.
Art?
- Art!
- What?
I'm leaving now.
I have a date.
You're on the 9:
00 to Puerto Vallarta.Um...
I-I'm just going to
fall back and...
regroup for a while
and...
make a plan.
Dumping one sister
at the altar...
and leaving the other
with a cheap one-night stand?
That's some fine plan.
You should
write that down.
You know...
1,000 ways to humiliate...
degrade, generally make
everyone miserable.
See ya.
- All right.
- Give me...
- You want two fives still?
I'll take one.
- What you got?
- I'll take one.
- I'll take two.
- You're taking two?
- Two I'm taking.
- All right.
- Give me one.
- I'll take one.
- Hey, wait a minute. That's my card.
- What's the matter with you?
Hey, hey, hey.
I need your help.
- I saw you pull an ace out of your shoe.
- I didn't do it!
- I'm in a jam. You gotta help me.
- I can't. I'm in a hole.
This is serious. You gotta go
out, start the car and wait for me.
- Let me finish this hand.
- There is no time. Someone is after me.
- Cool! Way better than poker.
- Better than poker!
Where's my hat?
I'm coming, I'm coming!
- Come on, boys! I don't wanna be late!
- Okay! Go, go!
- The car is right here.
- Move, move!
- All right.
- Come on! Let's go, let's go!
- I'm bad at driving.
- Who's driving? Who's driving?
Just get in.
Okay, let's go, let's go.
All right,
get back in there.
You remember how, don't ya?
- Of course I do.
Idiot son of mine. Who else
would own a stick shift?
It's like making love to a woman...
put it in slowly and then floor it.
What do you know?
You haven't even got a license!
- It's only because I can't see.
- What are you doing? It's not even raining!
I don't know.
Wait a minute. Something...
I don't understand!
All right!
Move! Move! Let's go!
Come on!
- There!
- Hey! Now you're talking!
Take it slowly!
- Go back to
the home, you old farts!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Positively Homeric!
- I can't, I'm telling you!
- I'm telling you! I'm telling you!
: El embrague!: El
El embrague!
Eso, eso! Alli, arriba!
Taxi!
- Hey! They're coming!
Let's go! Let's go!
No! Hey!
I can't concentrate
on these pedals!
I'll steer!
Just step on it!
Come on!
It's all right!
Look out!
Keep going! Keep going!
Keep going! Stomp on it!
There's a valley in Spain
called Jarama
It's a place that
we all know so well
It was there that we gave
of our manhood
Where so many of
Viva la Repblica!
Go, go! We can make it!
Aaah! Stop!
We're gonna die!
Relax! lt'll be fine! I've
seen it done a thousand times!
Not in real life!
Yes! Yes! We done it!
- All right, all right.
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