Two Weeks Page #5
Sylvia.
Oh, please, come in.
Oh, no. I won't trouble you,
but I brought you this.
Your mother said
it's your favorite.
Oh, thank you. What is it?
Tuna casserole.
I made it with
cream of mushroom soup
and some of those
right on top.
Wow. Hi, I'm Matthew.
Hi, Matthew.
This is great.
Oh.
I'm gonna check on you
again tomorrow.
Okay, all right.
Bye.
Bye.
Matthew, it was really
nice of you to tell that lady
that you love that stuff.
What are you talking about?
Mmm. You want some?
No, thank you.
Come on, we are never
gonna get this place
cleaned out.
Why would she keep her
expired driver's license
from 1987?
Let me see that.
Oh, it's a good picture.
We should keep this.
Come on.
Mr. Ruthless is in the house.
What about these?
I don't know.
They're so Mom.
What the hell? Look.
I especially like this one
of you with your mouth open,
chewing on a hot dog.
It was a tofu dog.
Of course it was.
Hey, guys,
look at this.
"Dr. Vannick, chemo,
"blood test, chemo,
"support group,
blood test."
Jesus.
She had an appointment
every day for
the last three months.
That's a lot of work.
After five years of that,
I wouldn't want
surgery either.
No.
No.
I'm sorry. It feels
like grave robbing.
Jim, if that money
goes to probate,
it'll be tied up for a year
and the lawyers will get 10%.
I don't know.
Jim.
By next week,
you're going to be
up to your ass
in medical bills.
Yeah.
All right. I'm in, okay?
Well done.
Good.
Good.
How's it coming?
Well, I got pretty good
when I skipped school,
but it's been a while.
Forgery's like
riding a bicycle,
you never forget how.
I've heard.
What do I get to do?
You're driving
the getaway car.
Ready? Let's go.
If you hear gunfire,
make sure the engine's
running and the doors
are unlocked.
How is Mrs. Bergman?
Not well.
Fine, thanks.
She's fine, fine.
She's not well enough
to come in.
She has a bit of a cold.
Right.
So she asked us
to close her account
for her.
Just a moment.
I just want to say
how great it is
to be working
with the two
surviving Stooges.
We were supposed
to say, "Not well."
Well, yeah.
JIM:
The whole pointof being here...
BARRY:
Real smooth, Jim.She's dying.
We're not supposed
to tell her she's dying.
Here she comes.
Hmm.
We know.
You know?
I told him.
See, the thing is...
It was all my idea.
I talked them both
into coming here.
I know...
I know we should have
done it when
she was feeling better,
but I didn't...
Bedelia's sister works
at the cancer center.
Uh-huh.
Please tell Ms. Bergman
that we all hope
to see her in here again
real soon.
Oh.
Thank you.
JIM:
Sure.Thank you.
We will.
Bedelia will cut you a check.
Oh, well, thank you.
You know,
the confessing thing
worked for you,
but next time,
just rat out Barry
'cause he's already
got a record.
Blow me.
Well,
The Dying Experience says
religious support
can be very comforting.
To who?
No, "whom."
Well, I guess I just
don't find rabbis
all that comforting.
But rabbits are
comforting, though.
All soft and fuzzy.
We could get one of those.
Your mother's
not very religious.
Well, maybe if we had
someone here...
Em, she's comatose.
The books say
comatose people can hear.
Besides, Mom doesn't like
rabbis all that much.
The last time she set foot
in a synagogue was
Matthew's bar mitzvah.
Yeah, me, too.
why I even had a bar mitzvah.
To piss off Dad.
To piss Dad off.
Oh, yeah. Hey, you guys
remember Aunt Eva's rabbit?
EMILY:
Excuse me.Is she the one who lived
at the junkyard?
Yeah. But she didn't
call it a junkyard,
she called it an antique yard.
Died a multimillionaire.
Excuse me.
We should have visited
more often.
Will you guys
just shut up?
Mom's dying.
That's what religion is for.
I'm calling a rabbi.
Does anyone wanna
fight about it?
No.
Emily's my best friend.
I talk to her
two or three times a day.
I love her to death.
Em, I do.
KEITH:
But?But?
Well...
But I don't know that
I did her any favors
making her my best friend.
Especially during the divorce.
She took everything on
like it was her job
to support me.
I would come home
and discuss my dates
with my 14-year-old daughter.
I remember we were on vacation
at Raquette Lake,
right after your father
and I separated.
And you were
fooling around with
that married cop.
You knew about that?
Well, she was
very grown up,
but she couldn't
keep a secret
to save her life.
Yeah, well, hmm,
that was a long time ago.
She keeps secrets
better now, right?
Keith?
Uh...
Mom?
It's okay
to let go, Mom.
We'll really miss you,
but it's okay.
I'm right here.
I'm right here.
Shh.
KEITH:
Thanks for comingso late, Carol.
I can increase the morphine
and the frequency.
Well, what happens
if she gets too much?
In the hospitals,
they tend to err
on the side
of a few more days of life.
But, in hospice, we leave
that up to the patient
and their families.
So too much morphine...
It's up to you and your mom.
She's not very responsive.
Increase the dosage.
Okay.
How about this?
That was
Uncle Abe's daughter's.
How do you know that?
Who's Uncle Abe?
It's real silver.
"Hong Kong. Silver plate."
It's crap.
We can't leave it.
I am not keeping this stuff.
If you leave it,
I'm gonna sell it.
It's sentimental.
Not to me.
Me, either.
Fine, I'll take it.
Thank you.
I guess that's it then.
I'm gonna stash my stuff
in my luggage.
Yeah.
Me, too.
I can go to U-Haul
and get you some boxes.
Thanks.
Arnie, I don't want to
take advantage
of the family relationship,
but...
So, can we get it down
to $650?
Great, thanks.
She wants to have them spread
on her father's grave.
Yeah, well, so it's an
Orthodox cemetery. So what?
Oh, uh...
Yeah. Well, we wouldn't
want to piss off
now would we?
Yeah, well, we'll talk
about it, okay?
Yeah, yeah. Great, great.
Thank you. Thanks, Arnie.
Bye.
EMILY:
Thank youfor coming, Rabbi.
Well, I'm actually
an assistant rabbi.
But I guess, after 26 years
as a Navy chaplain,
I know a thing or two.
Is there a prayer
or something
we should say for her
for Yom Kippur?
Why, she doesn't
need a prayer.
She just needs
to get well.
Anita?
Can you hear me?
You're going
to be all right!
Now, I was a Navy chaplain
for 26 years,
so I know a thing or two!
You'll be fine, okay?
You look good!
Now, take care, you hear?
Well, when Matthew was little,
he liked to get up
in the middle of the night
and come get in bed
with Mommy and Daddy,
which drove Daddy crazy
because he was
a very light sleeper.
KEITH:
So what did you do?right outside of his
bedroom door,
so, at night, we would tie
the doorknob from the closet
onto the doorknob
of his bedroom,
and that was
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