Una pistola en cada mano Page #5

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are you going to faint?

Try that.

If you want to go to the bathroom,

was a joke.

- You're coming, right?

- Yes, yes, where you going?

Do not I know.

Why do not you call your wife you take

yte Ia Ia cocktail?,

And then you are going to a hotel to f***.

A hotel?

Why not?,

Let him

imagined the same thing that you would do with me,

or separate yourself.

It takes courage for that,

and I...

're Not so bad,

not that.

Then what is?

Not know Io, Io not even know me.

What a pity,

I could introduce some of my friends,

single, nymphomaniacs.

Although not separate me, do not you have given it?

N0. no, no, no.

(Horn)

call me.

Tell the

told you who was in need,

boyfriend that I have now.

Okay,

better if not

Io anyone you count the bathroom.

's Going to be difficult.

Ya.

And thanks for the compliments,

I always feel good.

Nothing,

and you, for letting me look ridiculous,

me good.

Sure, it's going

with a pistol in each hand,

right?

Until Monday.

(Music)

(Horn)

- Mary.

- Hello.

- What's up?

- Well, what are you doing here?

- I come from my sister,

I let the kids tonight.

'Are you?

From work, I'll Io of Julian,

you too, right?

- Yes

- And Sara?

- I was alone.

- Oh, right, up.

EI belt.

'What's that smell?

- Vanilla the tropics.

- Puts fresheners everywhere.

- Where are they?

- The has hidden, because the other day I threw them is

and a little angry.

- Get a divorce, Mary.

- I thought Io.

- How are you?

- Good, very good.

- Psicomagia Manual.

- What is this?

Yours?

- No, no, no, it's a friend,

Io we paid, are exercises.

Exercises what?

- To heal the wounds that are not.

- Here's one marked with a red marker

,

amorous jealousy.

- This is not mine,

my pen was blue.

- Are you jealous?,

'm His friend, I'm not your boyfriend,

but I would have noticed.

- Do you think?

- Jealousy

loving and express normal animal fear

a rival to take over our partner.

They should get a bottle transparent

where, whenever you feel jealous,

be deposited two euros.

When you see

coins have accumulated should buy

with them a gift to be loved.

Did he?, Was putting coins?

Every time?

- Which clearly did exercise Io

and did very well.

- How was the bottle?

- Crystal, decoration,

very nice, Io bought it, too.

- Where Io put?,

Warned when you put the coins?

I was on a shelf,

next to a picture of me.

- That's not in the exercise.

- If you're going to laugh, I'm angry.

- It was not my intention.

- It took seriously Io Io

and did very well.

- Okay.

-

Made efforts to overcome it and I Io treasure.

- And I, Io appreciate.

At the end what you bought?

-

Invited me to dinner at a nice place.

- Well, that's good.

I'm glad if anything has improved Ia.

- Greatly improved.

Now I can wear miniskirt in summer.

'What?

- You, when You're under,

exactly you speak?

- Well, we talk about important things

.

- Not like you.

- You're right, we are only

of our couples.

- I thought it was a fan.

- I am,

but you know I'm very discreet,

how are you?

- If Io as well. Do you?

- Well, all good.

- Yes?

- Yeah, yeah.

Nothing, I saw in passing,

and... Why are you here?

- I'll Io of Julian, do not you?

- Yes, yes, yes.

- Is that I came by subway, I was too lazy

get the motorcycle.

- For just rains again, and Mary

?

- Mary comes directly from work, I came walking

.

From home ?

- Yes

- Well done,

to walk is great, is not it,

a walk.

- Yes

What was I buying?

- I do not know Io,

open and I thought I saw buy

a good wine or good champagne,

I do not know which.

- I called the other day, I do not know if you saw

Ia call,

not let you post.

- Yes, I saw Ia, Ia

saw, but as I left message,

not know what to do,

whether to respond or not responding.

- Well, it's okay, do not worry

.

- I'm sorry, what did you want?

- Ask yourself one thing.

- What?

- You still play football?

- Yes, once a week,

That's what you wanted to ask me?

- No.

is a little delicate,

things about your friend.

I thought you could use replay

,

and do some sport,

again, I Io have a good time, right?

I duchis together,

speak of girls and stuff.

- Yes, those things.

- Because he has not said anything.

- Not that I know, or care if

I do not remember.

- I'd remember.

- But what has he done?

Precisely much can not do, poor.

- Why?

- Because he has a dysfunction, erectile.

Where?

- What do you mean where?, Dysfunction.

- But that is from the 60s, right?

- Yeah, but he likes

be first in everything, and Io know.

- Yeah, so long?

- Half a year, a little more, maybe.

- I knew nothing.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Why not tell me anything?

- Because I'm ashamed, and because you are idiots

.

- Me too?

- Yes, yes, you especially.

- You're mad, huh?

- Yes?, No, no way, no.

Yes, a little bit, Ia true because...

Because Io keeps everything so secret that it is impossible to help

,

contrary.

And since many months of tension,

in a bad mood, and...

Pa "what? . ., Ghz? Pa 'to what?

- And

always happens that you make love or?

- What we do?

Men at least you can go and whores,

this, not that, why delete it, okay?.

Not my style, you know what?

I think I'll buy a good gin

Julian.

- If you want to pay Io.

- No thanks.

Another marked with red marker,

symbiosis mother son.

- With? Icts arising traumatic links maternal

,

very stressed.

- Yes, poor.

- No, this has Io, Mary,

Io I have told this insurance.

With this kind of...

Man with this type

con? Ict emotional bond with her mother

,

advise

honey spreads his wife's feet

y Iamerlos whole

this action must be repeated

For six nights in a row.

If you do not mind,

to here that I am walking,

Io've had fun these aosjuntos,

but everything has a limit.

- That's it,

that everything has a limit,

right?

- And, that is, where Io were doing?

- In Ia bed, night Ia.

- And how do you put Ia honey?, With Ia

spoon?,

How to toast?

- Yes, honey with Mary.

- Honey with Mary.

- Do not make that face, not so rare.

- Let's see, uh,

I do not doubt that suck feet

,

for six nights in a row can help on any issue,

traumas symbiosis with Ia mother

And that this book is very interesting,

everyone should read it.

Especially you. Especially me

,

but understand that, no,

is a little surprising that...

Apart which is one of my best friends,

Io now and this changes everything.

What I put face when Io see?,

What I will talk to him?

- For the book, honey Ia, Io

for whatever, but there was a change.

- I'm not surprised.

- Helped us a lot, really,

because we were wrong, we were very wrong.

- Because of your mother?

- Because of the witch, yeah,

because all problems,

Ia originate in childhood, right?

- I do not know, I is not

I have read the book yet.

- That Io knows everybody.

- Oh, really?,

Were going very wrong?,

When?, I mean.

- EI last year.

- When, last year?,

If I see you all the time.

- In summer,

why do you think we were not with you

trip to Portugal?

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