Unexpected Page #7

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- Auntie J, Grandma needs you.

- Give me one second. I'll be back, okay?

- Hey, LaParis. How you doing?

- Hey, Ms. Abbott.

- Want to do the quiz?

- Yeah. Yes.

- Cousins, then who's older?

- I am.

Okay.

Everybody, I just want to say something

because you know Jasmine

and her sister are very special to me,

and, baby, we are all here for you.

And I want you to know

that we are all looking forward

to helping you love that new little baby.

I got booties.

This is so cute.

That's really cute.

A little wash Muppet, look.

- Little boy.

- You like it now?

Thank you. Let's see what's up.

Formula.

- Okay. All right. Bye-bye.

- Bye.

- Hey.

- Hey. How's the baby?

Oh, she's so good. I really like her.

How are you feeling?

Are you getting excited?

Yeah, I'm just ready

to get this baby out of me.

Oh, well, you're gonna do great.

It seems like you got a lot of help.

Yeah.

I signed up for classes at Truman.

You did? Jasmine, that's amazing.

Yeah, it's just a city college,

but I think it'll be good.

- It's close to home, so, you know.

- Wow, I'm...

I'm so proud of you.

Look, I'm sorry that I got so

caught up in you going to Illinois.

It's okay. I should have never poured

that pickle juice into them flaming hots.

Oh, my gosh. It's so...

it's still so gross.

Why do you even bring that up?

Hey, maybe we could go do yoga

and get some milkshakes sometime soon?

I think that place has baby yoga.

Maybe after the baby comes, we could go.

- How 'bout we just do milkshakes.

- Yeah. That sounds good.

Yeah, I like that.

Okay, now, so tell me. How bad

did it hurt to get that baby out of you?

Do you want the honest answer

or you want the fake answer?

Don't lie to me, Ms. Abbott.

It was the worst pain

I've ever felt in my life.

- No. Don't tell me that.

- It was pretty bad.

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