Unfinished Business Page #3

from the junior suite fridge.

Smell the roses, you know?

Deal's done.

Just going to

smell one rose, here.

A moment for Dan.

Hey, Dan.

Hey, Chuck.

Ooh.

I've got to go talk

to Benjaminson.

But I will catch you later.

Cheers.

Yeah.

"DAN". Bill, hey. Dan Trunkman.

I'm sorry,

I'm just a little thrown.

I saw Chuck Portnoy from

Dynamic Progressive Systems...

and she mentioned...

that she's gonna

see you, Bill, also.

Urn, it was my understanding

that we were done, really...

that we were just going to do a

walkthrough for you and shake hands.

Maid service.

Come in.

Anyway, Bill, can you give me a

holler back about this? Thanks.

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon to you.

I'll be out of here

in 15 minutes.

Oh, you live a busy lifestyle?

I'm sorry.

Well, listen.

Sit back, relax,

grab a drink...

and enjoy me cleaning.

And touch yourself

with your hands.

Can you say some things,

while you're tidying, to me?

I've never done this before.

You know, I'm not

seeing enough titty from you.

Make sure that, periodically,

you turn to face me...

so I can see some more

titty from you.

I don't understand.

Are you saying...

to privately touch...

my Denis?

Certainly.

I'd like to try being

someone else for a while.

So, maybe you could

call me "Tony Stark"...

and talk about my iron cock?

Tim. Timothy?

Yeah?

This woman right here

is an actual maid.

The sex maid you hired

is in with me.

You're doing a great job.

Ok '2 Okay, ay'

Okay-

Okay-

Okay.

Now, let's stop

drinking champagne.

Let's stop buying women.

And let's focus.

This deal may not be done...

and, man, it is imperative

that we shake hands...

MIKE; Wait.

Sorry.

I don't know what that means.

What what means?

Impera-... The "E" word.

I didn't say an "E" word.

Em-... Empera-...

Emperlat-... Emperlaten?

"Emperlaten"?

Just stay here and don't

do any more weird sh*t.

I'm gonna go for a run.

I need to clear my head.

Chuck's here.

I really need to run

and focus right now.

Our meeting's in an hour.

I have to go.

It's "emperlaten."

I'm waking up, up on

the floor, still looking perfect

I'm walking out, out through

the door, into the circus

On a roll again

Rock n roll again

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Dan.

Dan Trunkman.

Hello, mate.

Bill. How are you?

Dan Trunkman

from Apex Select...

Chuck Portnoy from

Dynamic Systems...

who I think you know,

don't you?

I do. Yeah.

We are competitors.

We are?

Direct.

I guess. I hadn't really

noticed, but, okay.

Hmm. And this is Jim Spinch.

Jim.

Hey, Dan.

How are you?

Good, you?

Sorry.

Sure.

Jim's my boss.

Who makes your gear?

What kind of...?

What's the get-up?

Uh, Danish top. Okay.

And the sweats are a riff on, I

think, South American field slacks.

Um...

"Machos", they're called.

Or "Machetes."

My wife has "Machos." Or

"Machetes", I don't know.

I just call them

"Nancy's pants."

Chuck just showed us...

your redbook rates only make

sense if we're doing buybacks.

I'm not doing buyback deals until it's

out the door and we refactor market.

I just wanna be clear

that those are the terms now.

So, Jim, you're opening

the deal back up?

Well, it wasn't

closed quite, Dan.

So, I just wanted to hear you

both under these new terms today.

Just you and Chuck, that's all.

Those pants are so tight,

you'd think I could see

your balls or your dick.

But I don't.

Maybe I shouldn't have

said that, but it's weird.

So, are we going back to our

original brokerage sets?

In fact, is that a crease?

No. I don't have a crease,

thank you.

A slit?

No.

There's space.

There is no space.

There's actually space.

It's alarming.

There's clearly no space.

I'm trying to determine the...

Jim. Are we going to start at

our first rate presentation?

I'm giving you both a clean start.

That's it, yeah.

And you guys know each other?

You and Chuck?

Yeah, we've done

a couple of deals.

And you came together today?

Almost.

I came, then

Jim came on my face.

But thanks for asking, Dan.

Wow.

How wonderfully brassy.

Are you guys coming inside?

I already came inside of Jim,

but thank you for asking.

Jeez, guy.

We're going to eat in here.

Wow.

Chuck, what are you doing?

Here? Now? Chuck?

Well, did you guys

shake hands already...

or was I misled about

the deal being done?

I am here to shake hands.

Oh.

So am I.

I hope it's clear that while there

are higher upfront costs...

than possibly you are

used to or prefer...

these are one-offs

and, over time...

F***!

Whoa. You all right?

No. I'm good, I'm good.

I just...

I just had

a stressful afternoon...

and no granola.

I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay.

What was the last thing I said?

Uh, "F***."

No. Right before.

Oh, you were talking about having

extremely high upfront costs built in.

I said "extremely"?

You said "extremely."

I'm going to have to

call you out on that, Jim.

I didn't say "extremely" because

I wouldn't characterize our...

My legs feel a little

bit like, uh, Slinkys.

F***.

I said that again.

I'm going to sit down.

Sit down.

Yeah. Okay.

Mike, finish.

Sorry.

Hello.

Um, I'm Mineral Deposits Sales

Director at Apex Select, Mike Pancake.

What was your last name?

Pancake.

Like, breakfast?

It's Greek, so...

It's delicious.

Yum.

Are you Steve Toast?

I know this deal is getting close

to the finish line for you...

but when the mineral market

bottomed out in Greece,

it took us all by surprise.

We gotta go back and look at

our whole fourth quarter.

And Chuck and Dynamic, they brought

up some interesting points...

about how they could

help us fourth quarter.

We weren't, you and us,

quite at the handshake stage.

Well, we'll just have to

disagree on that.

Maybe we didn't totally shake.

We definitely grasped

one another's hands.

Now, maybe we didn't

do that small

pump-up-and-down thing

to finish it off.

No, we didn't.

I'm here. Let's pump, Jim.

All right. Hold on, Dan.

What are you talking...?

It's been a year, Jim.

All right, Dan, look. Here's

what we're going to do.

Chuck's presenting

to Dirk Austerlitz in Berlin.

So are we.

Jim said it wasn't necessary,

but I insisted.

So, gear up.

We have to go

right there tomorrow.

I thought we were done.

Yeah.

I've never made

love to a woman.

I made love to my wife,

but I don't love her.

She's cruel.

Didn't you just

order a sex maid?

Oh, yes, but I don't cheat.

I just observe.

But, no,

my wife's the only one.

So, I want to get a divorce.

But I wanna leave her with some money.

A sufficient...

Uh...

And I was hoping that my

commission on this deal

would allow me to do that.

So I could make love just once.

Wheelbarrow position.

It is the one that I

would like to explore.

That position wouldn't...

My wife...

She looks like

a vending machine.

Over there.

She looks just like that.

Your wife's square?

Rectangular, yes.

But vending machines

are square.

That's square?

Kind of square.

That shape there?

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