Unfinished Business Page #4

Mike, did you go to college?

I did not.

On your resume, it said that

you went to Ithaca College.

No.

I didn't.

I went to a special school.

And I live in

one of those homes

with a lot of other guys...

where they teach you

how to iron

your clothes and stuff.

I'm kind of like

a counselor there.

I'm gonna go get a Pepsi, okay?

I'm losing confidence

in the team.

Your daddy is a man who is

still away to shake hands...

but he has to y his hand

to Germany now.

[checked Paul's Facebook page.

I walked into

his room yesterday.

He didn't want me

to see something.

I know why now.

"Danke" is "thank you"?

Yeah.

"Danke" is "thank you."

Danke for talking to me.

You're very welcome.

Yeah.

We're down

to the minute, here, Mike.

We have to get to Hamburg

and back in two hours.

Why is the GPS in German?

Because I asked

for it in German.

Because we're in Germany.

That's not...

It doesn't work like that.

But don't you need it to have

the German information in it?

Like the German bridges

and the German streets

and such.

The English would have the German

streets in it, and bridges.

They would just

tell you to turn right

and left and sh*t in English...

so you could understand it.

God damn it, Mike!

I can tell you

what I think it means.

Yeah? You?

Do you speak German?

Well, no.

But I have a feeling.

Ah, great.

Tell me your flugelschlagen

feeling, Mike.

I think it means...

"Hey, man,

you're doing great."

Flugelschlagen.

Yeah, it's like, um...

"Slow down

and enjoy the moment",

"because everything's

gonna be okay."

Sounds good.

We have to be to Hamburg

and back by 2:
00.

So I can't

flugelschlagen right now.

Why Hamburg?

Helen Harlmann. If I can talk her

off her hard lease numbers...

we can drop our margin in

the deal and beat Chuck.

She knows her stuff.

What the f*** does that mean?

See, Pancake?

I don't know...

Let's just get on the Autobahn.

Thank you.

I don't understand you.

I'm sure it wasn't supportive.

It's really hard to concentrate

on revising my number set here, Mike.

Thank you. I'm a guest here

in your land. But thanks.

Flugelschlagen.

Dan? Flugelschlagen.

You should probably not

say any sh*t to me now.

For now.

Guten Morgen.

Hi, this is Dan Trunkman

from Apex Select.

I was trying to reach

Helen Harlmann.

Oh, I'm sorry.

She's taking a personal day.

Any chance you might be

able to tell me where she is?

Absolutely, we offer

traditional shvitz.

"Steaming."

We're kind of in a hurry, but I think

I have a friend who's shvitzing.

Go on in, if necessary.

Our friend is a woman.

I was hoping maybe

you could go grab her.

It's a unisex shvitz.

Go on in.

Boob. B*obs.

Big boobies, coming right here.

Mike...

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Let me just go find

Helen, take my shot...

and I'll meet you in the lobby

in a few minutes, okay?

Uh, wait.

Maybe we should stay.

To, uh, support you.

And maybe see some vaginas.

This is crunch time, Mike.

We can't go rolling up on

her, three dudes in a suit...

in a steambath.

It's intimidating.

She'll be overwhelmed.

Just for the record,

I'd like to go with you

and support you.

And also see nude women.

But I understand.

But I want to.

Oh, okay.

Just go ahead.

Thank you.

Okay.

Butt cracks!

Look, two butt cracks!

Helen?

Yes?

Dan Trunkman, Apex Select.

You're in my shvitz.

I apologize for that.

I have some numbers

that I think would

make sense for both of us.

It's a bit time-sensitive.

I hope it's worth

the intrusion.

I can tell you're clearly not

in a business frame of mind...

so I'll keep this very simple.

We have to sweeten the package.

We're gonna see Geiger today.

So, if you drop

our lease fees this year,

we'll double your

process fees next year.

Liar.

I mean what I say,

the numbers are...

You intruded my shvitz

to give me numbers...

and deceive and insult me.

I did not mean to insult you.

You're in our place

of openness...

and to hide

your body... Liar.

It's very American.

Are you a shameful pilgrim?

I might be part pilgrim.

You can bring

your numbers here...

but please don't bring

your American prudishness.

It makes me uncomfortable.

Let's get comfortable, Helen.

I dig Europe.

In a big way.

What's not to dig?

The Renaissance.

Sonnets.

Frescoes.

Oil paintings,

paintings of women.

Gorgeous.

Paintings of big women.

Fantastic.

Why did they ever

stop making those?

I'd paint paintings of big

women, if I could paint.

I know you'll be comfortable

with my numbers.

And maybe now you're a

little more comfortable

with this old pilgrim.

Dan Trunkman. Apex Select.

I like what I heard.

I see you brought

more pilgrims.

You guys are supposed

to be in the lobby.

We just came to check

if you were okay.

I can see

your ball sack.

I'm doing business here, Mike.

Oh. Carry on.

It seems we have

an excited pilgrim.

I'm sorry.

Are boners not allowed?

Hopefully,

this is a closed deal.

Deal.

F***, yeah!

One, two, three!

Apex Select!

Hell, yes!

That's who we are!

Let's seal this deal.

Hello?

Dan, hey.

Hey, honey!

What's up?

Just on the Autobahn,

hauling ass.

I miss you.

Oh, I miss you too, babe.

I miss you like...

I'm holding the phone with my

left hand, because I'm a rightie.

And my right hand's

making little Dan circles...

Speakerphone is

what you're on right now.

No.

In my business car.

Hi, Susan.

Hi.

Is that Tim?

Yeah. We're all...

Um, Mike's here.

Hello, Susan.

We're all here, hon.

So you can just, uh...

go ahead and hold the phone

with your right hand.

We are headed to the meeting. Okay.

Well, good luck, guys.

All right. Thank you, honey.

I'll call you in a bit.

I love you.

I like to make circles, too.

On my bike.

What the f***?

The f*** is that?

Is that a f***ing reindeer?

Go right at it.

It's gonna dart.

I can't stop. I'm going

a hundred miles an hour.

It's gonna dart

and then you're...

Right at it?

Right at it.

It's gonna dart. Dart.

F***!

Have you seen, Mike...

lots of reindeer

darting to and fro...

in St. Louis?

No, I'm sorry.

I just imagined that

I was a reindeer...

and I thought about what I

would do in that situation...

as a reindeer-man.

Once we get there, we got

18 minutes to make our meeting.

Seriously, good work, guys.

Did you narrow this to 17...?

Is that 17%?

Did you get us $1000

of bulk order down?

Yeah, I started working vendors yesterday.

How many did you get down?

Yeah.

What'd you do here?

This is much better.

I figured out a way

to fudge our asset charts.

Not f***ed up.

Just fudged.

I really Keeblered it.

We're gonna have

to haul ass, here.

So when that door opens,

it's like

the chute opening

at the Kentucky Derby...

and we're Seabiscuit.

Wait.

But we can't all be Seabiscuit.

All right.

I'm Seabiscuit.

I'll be Northern Dancer.

I like to dance.

Okay, and I'll be Fastee.

All right.

That is not a horse...

'out okay, be whoever.

Just run.

How is it a wheelbarrow again?

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