Unfinished Business Page #6

I think I know

I'm looking right at monthly

expenses, and the planned expenses...

Thank you.

Businessman 42!

Can I get a picture?

42!

So, today

we have this down day.

Or, as we call it, a push day.

These are the days that

you really have to focus.

A down day, man.

There's no dogs to walk...

no kids to school.

So, you can't start

drinking at 10 a. m.

on a day like this.

But you wanna

own your down day.

You do not want

your down day to own you.

Stay fresh.

Check in with the family.

So, I'm gonna go for a run.

Finish my daughter's little

f***ing homework assignment...

which is driving me crazy.

I'm sorry.

"No curtains", that's

what they said to me.

So, I'm being

no curtains with you.

Your daddy is...

Your daddy, honey, is a man who

is concerned about you now...

in addition to your brother.

Because you beat the sh*t

out of a small Indian kid.

Maybe you're acting out because

Daddy hasn't been

home a lot this year.

But don't turn

into a mean kid...

or grow sad,

like I think your brother has.

I don't want him to turn

into some unhappy behemoth.

And it's my job to teach

him the coping skills...

that can help him handle

that sh*t he's dealing with.

But I'm here in Kugelfargen f***ing

Park instead, wasting time...

wondering if we're the

fluffer company on this one.

Don't Google that.

But I think I'm almost home.

We can close this deal if

we can just get in the room

before Chuck closes it first.

I called

motherfucking little round

English motherf***er Whilmsley.

But he's not returning

Daddy's calls.

No more down day.

Were you here earlier

when I was explaining that?

No.

It used to be a down day,

but now it's

a "find Bill Whilmsley" day.

I left two messages at his

office, but he's not in.

Yeah, I saw that part.

It was boring.

I'm sorry, man,

but I have to find him.

I have to have him see

our hard numbers today...

and tell us that

we're not better.

Chuck is closing,

it feels like that.

This motherf***er Whilmsley

will not respond.

I built this deal

with him for a year.

Look, I put Whilmsley's

name in instagram...

and we can find him,

maybe, through the pics.

And then, we could fake bump

into him and be like...

"Hey, Bill, what a coincidence.

It's Mike Pancake."

Like that.

Good idea.

Don't say the last part. Tell

me if he posts something.

Mr. McWinters? Hey.

It's me, Kelf.

From the hostel.

Oh, hi!

Hi, how are you?

I got your ecstasy, right here.

Oh, thank you.

Enjoy it.

Have a nice trip.

They said, "Take one of

these, and go dancing."

And, "it doesn't change

you, it reveals you."

And I like that.

He posted. Look, Bill posted.

Check it out.

Where is he?

He's with dudes.

He's encircled by men.

Whoa.

This guy went really

gay on his down day.

"Pampelmuse."

It looks like

he's in the middle

of that Folsom Festival.

Bill Whilmsley?

Do you have a PA system?

Is it possible to say his name,

so everyone can hear it?

Bill Whilmsley?

Bill Whilmsley?

We're not detectives, we're

just looking for our friend.

Bill Whilmsley. He looks

like kind of a grizzly bear.

This is my first time

at a gay bar.

No way. Yeah?

Yeah.

Are you not gay?

No.

But you guys

are having so much fun.

MAN 13 Hello?

F***.

MAN 13 Hello?

I don't speak German. Sh*t.

I was just asking,

still raining?

No, stopped, uh...

I don't know, 40 minutes ago.

It was good seeing you.

Hold on.

Where's the fire?

I know where I am

and I know what this is...

but I didn't know

when I came in here.

I came in here

looking for someone.

I didn't come in here looking

for, you know, d*cks.

Maybe I can convince

you to stay for a little bit?

No, I was just...

Hi, by the way.

Again, I did not come in

here to be with you guys.

I was looking for someone

who was in the bar earlier.

Why don't you just

green eggs and ham?

What?

"You don't like them,

so you say",

"'Try them. And you may."

Yeah, I liked

that book as a kid.

I don't remember the "sucking guys'

d*cks through a wall" part...

but good book.

My name

is Ambrose, by the way.

I'm Nils.

Whoa.

Hey, Mike?

This is Ambrose and Nils.

What's up?

Put her there.

It's nice to meet you.

MAN 13 Whoa!

Houston, we have contact.

It got hard

in my hand a little.

Okay, I was just

kidding, but thanks!

So, this guy

you are looking for...

English accent. He was

here 40 minutes ago.

God! F***!

Lam so sorry.

Did I startle you?

You kind of poked me

in my ass with your dick.

So, yeah,

little startled there, bud.

Sorry. My bad.

It has an eye, but it cannot see.

Bill?

Bill Whilmsley?

Do I know you?

Dan Trunkman, Apex Select.

Hey, Dan!

What's up?

Not much.

Just got our numbers where we want

them, thought we'd grab a beer.

Just wandered in.

Hey, Bill?

Yeah?

I don't wanna

cock-block anybody,

but love to show

you those numbers.

As you can imagine,

it's not really...

what I had

planned for tonight.

What is your margin number?

17%.

Well, yes.

You certainly have

my attention now.

And you have my

attention as well.

All right. Will you just give

me a second to sort myself out?

And I will meet you out back.

Great.

Thanks, Bill.

You got a real big one.

Oh, well, thank you.

Bye, Ambrose.

Auf Wiedersehen.

Enjoy your stay

in Berlin.

I didn't get a chance

to meet you.

Whoa, hey!

The penis touched my face.

Wow.

These are sweet.

Maarten Daaervk

is a top-sheet guy.

He is gonna love these numbers.

Who is that?

He owns us.

He owns Geiger, all of it.

He's in town for the G8.

Hey, American Businessman 42!

Hey, guys!

I'm going viral here a little bit.

I'll explain it later.

So, where does this leave us?

This leaves you

kicking Chuck's arse.

So, we gonna get it?

Let's f***ing celebrate, Apex!

To APEX!

Apex!

I'm gonna get that divorce!

Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

This is our second night

at the youth hostel.

Flugelschlagen!

This from Korea!

This one from Russia.

This is from America.

"Let's get f***ed up!"

Out w! The sun up

Twisted and burn up

Can't nobody stop us?

We gone delirious

Come on in!

Twisted and burn up

Can't nobody stop us?

We gone delirious

La-Ia-Ia-Ia-Ia-Ia

Come on!

Come and take a ride

Stay up all night, okay

You go.

That is Tequila Slaps.

It's fun, right?

Come on in!

Come on in, keep going.

Oh!

I didn't mean to go that hard.

You're smiling,

but your eyes are mean.

Oh!

That's enough, I think.

Every time!

You're the best!

Pull!

What happened?

Just throw it! The waiting

is the worst part.

Apex Select!

Flugelschlagen!

Oh, no thick walls

Are gonna block the waves

No, not quite space enough

Between that'd ever

kill the bass

Ooh, ah

That shaking,

rattling, cracking

You can't take it

'cause you know

It rubs you wrong

But does it rub you wrong?

Ooh, you can fight it

if you want

If you want

Ooh, you can fight it

if you want

Oh, man!

Thanks so much for looking at

our numbers tonight, Bill.

Listen, I want you to know...

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