Unfinished Business Page #7

that it's not my scene,

glory-holing.

But...

it's the only scenario

where I can get any anymore.

I am a pear-shaped,

middle-aged man, Dan.

I've really let

myself go to pot.

And it's work!

You just pack it on.

I started training

to run a marathon

to stay on top of it.

And I told...

Do you wanna hear this?

Yes.

Do you wanna hear it?

Yes.

I told my whole family...

"I'm running the St. Louis

Marathon this year!"

And I got up to 15 miles

straight in July.

But, man,

with all the travelling

you and I did for this deal...

I started not doing it anymore.

At all.

And that is the problem.

You take your eye off the ball,

even just for a week...

the next thing you know,

you are sticking

your cock through a wall.

I used to run.

I used to play rugby.

I used to be all

kinds of ripped.

I've been to Folsom

the last two nights,

and it's like I'm a ghost.

No one sees me.

I didn't even get

as much as a kiss.

Not one kiss.

That's their loss.

It is their loss.

I'm so unhappy at work.

It's like I'm not heard.

You got a pretty big dick.

That's something.

Yeah. I can't

even suck that anymore.

These are the presentation...

If a loose swarf goes around in

an apex, then what happens in a...

Hey, Chuck.

How you doing?

Are you seriously

staying here, Dan?

You know, I'm glad

that you're here...

because it gives me

the chance to tell you...

that we are coming in

strong this morning.

So, nothing personal...

but we crushed you.

When I compete

against someone like you...

like now...

I often invent dehumanizing

nicknames for them...

in my mind.

You're "The Flower Girl."

I'm not gonna ask you why,

because that's what

you want me to do.

You're "The Flower Girl"

because you're at the party.

You're dressed up.

Everyone's glad

that you're there.

You do your little thing,

then you sit down,

and you let

the grownups get to it.

Flower girl.

You're a bizarre woman.

If the three of us

could shake hands,

you, me and Benjaminson,

I would.

I would.

But we can't.

Because people don't

shake hands that way.

So, good luck.

We don't need it.

We're prepared.

We're Apex.

F*** me.

Are you just allowed

to come into my room?

There's an issue.

I'm sorry.

We tried to process your

credit card for today's stay.

I'm afraid it's not working.

You can't throw me out.

I'm art.

You leaving

will be art as well.

So, quick, quick.

What are you doing?

Oh, you're gonna get it!

Makes me a little uncomfortable

how much you want it, but...

You're intense!

Sh*t.

Six minutes.

I gotta go. I gotta go!

I saw, I came, I

conquered Or should I say

You're good at this.

Have you done this before?

Coming through!

Now big bang boogie Get

that kitty little noogie

In a nice, nice little shade

I gave Suzie a little

pat up on the booty

Walk this way

You told him to meet us here?

Yeah.

Last night, right?

Yeah.

Where the f*** is he?

Maybe he's already there.

I mean, he's a go-getter.

I'm serious. I'm concerned for him.

You should be, too.

I am.

What the f*** is that?

Fireball

Let's do this thing.

Mike, the next time you

wanna run around Berlin...

playing grab-ass with a Japanese

businessman in a hamster ball...

you gotta let either me or

your older companion know.

How are you?

I'm good. How are you?

Good, Jim. We are excited

to be here at Geiger...

to present a long-term purchase

and a lend-share cost-buy.

We are ready to meet

your high expectations.

Terrific. Why don't

you all have a seat?

And we'll get started.

Aren't we gonna pitch Geiger

today, your parent department?

Austerlitz was

gonna sit in, possibly,

but he's not gonna be

able to make it today.

I thought Dirk Austerlitz

was our principal.

I thought that we flew here

to see Dirk Austerlitz, Jim.

Dirk and I are working

on this together.

Dirk had to fly to

St. Louis today, so...

Do you, Jim, know...

that we all live

in St. Louis?

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

We left there to fly here

to see the guy

that is in St. Louis, Jim.

No sh*t?

That's no good.

Well, let's get started.

Where's Bill?

We covered a lot of this

ground last night with Bill.

We pretty much shook on it.

You can shake hands

with Bill all day long...

but he doesn't

make our decisions.

Where is Bill?

Bill's getting my lunch.

You wanna get started?

Okay.

Let me gear up my media, and I'll

walk you through our aftermarket.

Great.

So, what was

your meeting about?

Wholesale swarf residue

bargain cost-buys.

"Swarf", is that a real thing?

Yeah, it's a real thing.

What do you think,

we're like Dr. Seuss?

We're just making up something,

like sh*t out of thin air?

No. It's real.

But it's just not interesting.

Well, why do you do it?

Well...

I'm gonna send my

son to private school.

Maybe it's worth it,

I'm thinking.

If there's one less kid

in the class...

then maybe there's one less kid

to make fun of him

24 hours a day.

Teasing sucks.

Yeah.

Have any of you

guys been teased?

Yeah. I've been teased.

I lived in America for a year.

In Connecticut, and they

made fun of my name.

What's your name?

Karen.

Yeah, well, in Sweden

it's like "John",

but in Connecticut,

it's like...

"Stacy."

Yeah, I can see that.

You know the worst

part with teasing?

My dad would say,

"Just forget about it

and ignore it, son."

But he doesn't understand

because in his day...

kids would get teased

at school all day,

but then they could go home.

And nowadays, you come home,

and there's Facebook

and instagram...

and the bullies can get at you

through all of that stuff.

And it never really stops.

It never stops.

When I was a kid, people

could only ridicule me...

every day until

3:
10 in the afternoon.

Okay, Snoop Lion,

I think it's probably

time to pass that now.

Oh, me? Yes.

Go ahead, Karen.

Pardon me.

Hello?

Dan, it's Jim.

Hey, Jim!

Okay, Dan,

your numbers are good...

but, the thing is...

numbers are just part of what

we have to take into account.

Are you wearing

eye shadow?

Yeah, I just

wanted to show Paul

that I understand how he feels.

You're cool, Dan.

How are you doing?

Your bra's on

outside your shirt.

Did you know that?

Yes. I do know that.

I was having a boob

conversation with Bess...

and she was worried that her

b*obs were gonna come out.

So I showed her how to

trap them with a bra.

I just realized I went to

Coffee Bean like this.

I'm sure you made an impression.

Can I talk to her?

Bess!

"BESS". Hey, Dad.

Did you finish my homework?

I have not yet, no.

Honey, uh,

why did you beat

the sh*t out of another kid?

They were making fun of Paul.

They were calling

Paul fat names.

"Double Stuf."

The fat Oreos.

Good job...

my little can

of whoop-ass.

I should probably

add to that...

that I'll take care of Paul.

That's my job.

You be a kid.

That's your job. Okay?

Can I talk to him?

Sure. Paul?

Hey-

Hey-

Are you wearing eye shadow?

Yeah. "Straight-Up Teal."

Why? That's the one

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