Unicorn City Page #7

Arm yourselves!

I've got 20,000 more experience

points since we've last feuded!

En garde!

Let's go dancing

And fall in love

For the first time

Again

And five years later...

Welcome to unicorn city

Yeah, what

This is your world

I was cruisin' down

the astral plane

Heard a freaky wizard

calling my name

He was gettin' a spell

sent me straight to hell

But I don't care 'cause

it's dawn of days

I get my hands all

covered in brain juice

Bring it down to the party

where we break loose

And take a succubus

To beat this potion

'cause it's 80 proof

Let's roll to the party like

we roll them polyhedral dice

Let's roll a d-11 not once,

not 20 times but thrice

Let's roll with the punches from

my mortal enemies and foes

Let's roll creatures, let's roll

I crossed paths with a

wicked, wicked hawk

With his ears poppin'

out like spock

Couldn't fool me with

his beady little eyes

So I pop off his head like a cork

A silver heaven that blew my mind

The hawk's head came back to life

So that mary and her lover

head down to the party

With the head rollin' right behind

Let's roll to the party like

we roll them polyhedral dice

Let's roll a d-11, not once,

not 20 times but thrice

Let's roll with the punches from

our mortal enemies and foes

Let's roll, creatures, let's roll

Meet the beastly,

he's the Beast Lord

He's shootin' laser

beams like oh, my word!

So I retaliate with my

psyonic death stare

But I ricocheted through the floor

So I entice that dude

with some turtlebuds

And the shining glitter

tassels on my luscious duds

He falls into my trance

and we begin to dance

Now we rockin' this mortal's club

Let's roll to the party like

we roll them polyhedral dice

Let's roll a d-100, not once,

not 20 times but thrice

Let's roll with the punches from

our mortal enemies and foes

Let's roll, creatures, let's roll

We gotta roll down to the area

where all the cool kids go

We gotta get there,

get there real fast

'Cause we're rollin',

we're rollin' the dice

Polyhedral dice, baby, yeah

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