Unicorn City Page #6
increase circulation.
Hmm.
Oh, you don't have to do that.
With the correct amount of pressure,
- Okay.
- We can release all of the negative energy
And quicken the rate at which
the swelling will go down.
So if I press here...
I'm actually sending and receiving
messages from your kidneys.
Hello, Mr. Kidney.
26-Charlie, copy detail.
Suspicious persons trespassing on county
build site, possible 604. Use caution.
S0 when are you retiring, again?
Rashanna...
"Rashanna."
That's very pretty.
Where did you come up
with that character name?
Um, the egyptian sun god
and a friend from the 8th grade.
How about you? How'd you
come up with "Shadow Hawk"?
That's a temporary character name.
What do you mean?
Well, I...
I didn't want to tell you
my real character name.
Why not?
I was shy.
I'm confused.
My real character name is...
"Tanick Stormblade."
What?!
I was so excited to tell you,
but then you broke up with me!
I wanted you to judge me on my
true character, not on my age.
You said you were 26!
I wasn't being honest,
But... But I am being honest
when I tell you that...
I'm into you.
Oh, that's gross.
- What the...?
- It's like a geek breeding ground.
Do you know how hard
It was to be in the guild with you
Without the ability to
reach out and touch you,
To never speak the words
that just ached to be said?
No.
Aaaah...
But here we are together...
again.
Like the forces were pulling
us together... like magnets!
Well, then how can I show you
the depth of my love?
By letting me out.
Rather, how about
if I recite a sonata?
Let me out!
No! I'm just
trying to leave!
I... I...
I didn't... No, no, no...
I just want to...
Please! I'm just going...
Wait...
You dirty old man.
and save the taxpayers...
There's a reason
there's no trespassing!
This is a super fund site!
The entire ground is poisoned!
You're probably gonna have
two-Headed babies!
Be careful, everyone!
The ground is poisoned!
The ground is poisoned!
It's poisoned.
It's poisoned.
The ground is poisoned.
Whoop! Well, what are
you gonna do now?
Slap some plastic cuffs on me
and sing me "happy birthday"?
Hmm?
Come again?
How much did Voss pay to hire
this pathetic performance?
I want everyone
to take five steps back
And get face down
on the ground now!!!
Well, that was almost believable.
Get down on your knees
And put your hands
behind your back.
Do it!
Aaah!
Aaaaah!
Mooner!
Run! Run!
Mooners.
Ow!!!
What did you do to Marsha?
Of course you'd come back!
Hands off of him!
Mooner, get up!
Hands in the air now!
Hands where I can see 'em!
Okay! I'm just gonna...
Put your hands up!
Get your hands up!
I need my pills!
I'm sorry...
Hands in the air!
Aaahh....yahh!
Girl, I am now
gonna count! One...
Aaaahh...
aaaahhh!!!
Uhh!
Ohh!
Voss.
Voss!
That. Hurt. So. Bad.
I knew you'd come back for me.
- get 'em over here!
- Don't split up!
Don't make any sudden movements!
You're gonna spook 'em!
Hamwater, what are you doing?!
Listen, Magmald's in my pocket.
See if you can reach back
and cut us free.
Okay.
On three, okay?
One, two, three.
Got him?
Yeah.
Aahh! You got it!
Aah.
Okay.
Uhh. I'm... I'm good.
Hold this.
Take her to safety!
Stop for no one! Go!
Hamwater!
What is the matter with you?!
Thanks.
Stop moving!
Don't move!
Stay right where you are!
Friends of the guild!
Look to the bard!
From his song we gather
strength, and charge!
We gather strength,
and chaaaaarge!!!
Get in formation!
Shields!
Off... Officers in
need of assistance!
Chaaaaarge!!!!
Start the car!!!
Did we not repulse the
charging horde's onslaught?
Yeah!!!
I do not deserve to be your leader.
I deceived you.
I used you to get a job.
And for that, I'm sorry.
We can start over again.
It will be a new beginning.
Yeah!!!!
If you will take me
again as your leader,
I will make the city
thrive once again!
So that all may live in peace
against tyranny and aggression
from those...
Drop your weapons and
get on the ground now!
- Get down now!
- Stay down on the ground...
Move!
Get down, peter pan!
All rightie, then.
You can get down now!
I'd like all of you to
approach the bench.
What in the world were
you doing out there?
Nothing... sir.
Creating a utopia for gamers.
Is that right?
I bet you could have a lot
of fun in a place like that.
I'll bet you could get
a lot of families to show up,
Maybe some at-Risk youth
to help set things up.
I'm giving you all 800 hours
of community service...
To build your unicorn city
at the municipal park.
And it better be good.
I'll drop it to 700 hours
if I can be king.
Yes, your majesty.
Cradle it.
Cradle it like a baby.
Softly...
What are you doing?
That's a tortilla-Wrapped
gut-Ache. Seriously,
How much cabbage you think one
person can consume in one sitting?
I don't care. Okay? I don't have
to do this. I'm too good for this.
I'm so glad that you are happy
in taco town, but I'm out.
Is that what you think of me?
That you're better than me?
Well, you're not, bro!
Tacos are awesome!
This restaurant is my life!
Drop your weapons
and get on the ground now!
You got arrested
trying to get a job with us?
Yeah.
You got the job, man.
Are you serious?
I've never seen anyone go
to these lengths for a job.
So how soon before
you can move up to Seattle?
I have some community service
to finish, but...
Sure. Take as much time
as you need.
Do you mind if I show this
to some of the guys?
No.
I thought you were gonna organize
a canned food drive or something,
But this?
This is amazing.
Oh. Oh...
Hey.
You got the job.
No.
I'm really sorry. I...
It's okay. Uh...
I can live with it.
Here.
See ya up there.
As king of this fair land,
I wish to welcome you all
to the official opening of...
Unicorn city!
Finally!
Go!
Whoo!
Blow down your door
Where you say get yourself
a straight job
And no, never bored, no never
You lost your head
See, we're all
On our way out
Been through it all
Reelin' in everyone
Wild jazz they scrape
Scrape by...
That's fiber, by the way.
Mmm. Mmm.
Lords and ladies,
Di tom inpaderi vero.
Baby.
I know this.
I studied all night for,
like, a half hour, okay?
You make up a language
and you force me to use it.
It's very difficult, okay?
Al castiba...
El wunya ronley hoo-Hoo.
Will you temper
your words and actions
With love...
So, I have some ideas for
the campaign you suggested.
Oh. Oh, yeah.
What if... Magmald came down
from the astral plane
After months of
aimlessly wandering,
Rashanna finds him weakened
And carries him back
to her woodland home...
Where she... saves him
By nursing him back to health
With feral berries and moss...
And they live happily ever after,
And have a whole litter
of baby bardladins.
Ronley hoo-Hoo.
Kiss her now?
Nose.
All right, thank you,
everyone, for coming, so much.
We have sno-Cones,
so everyone enjoy!
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