Unlucky Stars Page #6

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David... walks straight up

with an attitude.

Walking, he looks at me

and he goes...

And he does these faces.

And I'm wondering,

"why you want to do that, bro?

Come on,

this is professional work."

Anyhow, so I let it go

because I'm a bigger man

than that.

We have to find this guy David

and bring him in here.

Hey.

And I just kind of pushed

him to congratulate him.

Yeah, can you get me

some information on the stuntman

named David Palatnikov?

Yeah. Thanks.

Drinking my water,

minding my own business,

and after the set is done,

he walks up, right?

And... and he's walking towards

me still with an attitude.

Are you out of your damn mind,

son?

You don't get your hands dirty.

Call him now!

All right, all right!

Just really creeps me out.

He wants me to call Kyle.

Yeah, I know.

Creeps me out, too.

Hey, Sam. How's your dad?

Hey, at least we tried, right?

We can't find Sameer,

maybe nobody else can.

Yeah, maybe he left town

or something.

Yeah.

Got to take a piss.

Welcome back to "celebrity

action rehab live!"

Good afternoon, everyone.

I'd like to welcome

Sameer Yousef to our group.

It'd be great if we could all

begin with a brief introduction.

Yeah, I'm Jimmy,

and this is Moe Moe.

Sorry, I need the music

for my rage.

No problem. Nice to meet you.

So, what brought you here?

Samantha,

can you just say "hello"

and tell him your name?

Hello.

And, uh, he just said my name.

Hello.

Sameer, would you care

to share your story with us?

Sure. Um...

He actually got on that show.

It's not gonna take long

for Carl's guys to find him.

Okay.

Can we stop at a bullet store

on the way?

Not now.

Let me make a call real quick.

Hey, Stan.

Yeah, we found the guy.

Are you still down? Okay.

Thanks, man.

- What's up?

- I told him back in the diner

that we're gonna

go after Sameer.

So, what,

he's gonna back us up now?

Sort of.

Did you meditate today?

Yeah, it's good.

No one was around, so I, uh,

popped in my jet Li DVDs

and just lathered up

with some oil

and just really relaxed.

Hello?

Hi, this is David Palatnikov.

I got your message.

I believe you have some work

for me.

David.

Is it possible for you to meet

us at the shooting location?

I'll text you the address.

Okay, yeah. I'll head on over.

Thank you.

Great.

- Yep?

- Hey, Mike.

- Yep?

- I have a David Palatnikov

coming over there right now.

I need you to get a camera

on him and on Sameer asap.

- You got it.

- Okay.

- Hey.

- So, good stuff so far today?

I got some hilarious footage

of the new guy.

Awesome. Thank you.

I'm gonna go welcome David

to the house.

He should be here any minute.

I'm ready for him.

I'll send him

in when he gets here.

Okay, sounds good.

And make sure that Mike

has a new tape.

- I just did that.

- Is Dr. Derek around?

No, he just left. He probably

won't be back for a while.

Okay, good.

I need you to keep an eye out

for him.

And if he comes back any sooner,

we might need to stall him.

Okay.

I can do that.

Oh, hey, Marty.

I mean, you guys

have seen "fist of won," right?

It's Tomas de la Cruz's

best movie, man.

Yeah, keep going, man.

I'm listening.

And I really don't know

why people keep giving me

a hard time for loving the guy.

I just want to carry on

his legacy.

I mean, he made amazing

action movies...

So, I did meet the guy...

Which was crazy.

Next thing I know, he's dead.

And the woman

who contacted me said she wants

me to be on this show

to pay tribute to him,

but I haven't had the chance

to do so yet.

And I still don't know

why I'm here.

But I do like that you guys

do listen to me.

Yeah, man.

It's what we're here for.

Thank you, man.

Because he always

forgets that, too.

And don't worry

about calling for Marty

unless there's a real problem.

We need to let Mike

get enough footage of David

and Sameer's reunion.

I got to go. David's here.

This is gonna be great.

Hi, I'm David.

Amera sent me here

to work on a project.

- Come on in.

- All right.

We got to get in

before the gate closes.

Just park

where you see the other cars

and take the path

up to the house.

Hey, uh...

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

This is private property.

You need to leave.

Yeah, we need to get in there.

Um... Want to help me here, man?

There's a guy in your cast

or whatever you call it...

He's in there

and he's in some big trouble

with some very bad people.

We're just gonna go in and...

everyone here is probably

in trouble with bad people.

Allow the music to soothe you.

He pretended he didn't

Tomas de la Cruz.

I wanted to test my stunt double

to see if he's capable

of doing this difficult move.

You know how it is, right?

Why are we wasting time?

Let's... look,

we're gonna go in.

You can do

what ever you need to.

No. No, I don't think so.

Marty?

Can you come down here, please?

Let's just jump this fence.

Hell no.

You ruined my career and now

you're here to rub it in?

Beginner moves.

Who are you guys?

- We're friends of Tomas.

- What?

Well, the last ones to hang out

with him, anyway.

He was a real a**hole,

wasn't he?

Any enemy of Tomas

is an enemy of mine.

Sameer?

Everything all right?

As rage becomes calm...

Get his legs.

Hey, Sameer?

What is that? A stick?

Yeah. That's gonna hurt.

- You go first.

- Me?

You're the one

that wanted to come in.

Gonna say something?

There's somebody in that house

who could be in a lot of trouble

very soon.

We just want to help him out.

Man, what is...

What's going on down here?

Hey, Marty? You might want to

come up here soon.

- He's busy, Mike.

- Okay, whatever.

Relax and...

no!

Moe Moe! No!

Let me go. Fight me one-on-one.

David! David! Help me out, man.

I'll handle these fools.

I got him! Get the guns!

Get the guns!

Hit him, don't shoot him!

Hit him! Hit him!

His head broke your...

Broke your gun.

What'd you use my gun for?

I don't know, how am I

supposed to know which gun...

you're the one...

can't I put your bullets

in my gun?

No.

You all right, man?

Hey, man. Are you all right?

Wait, where'd he go?

Oh, those two guys

you were fighting

just wrapped him up in a carpet

and took off.

- When?

- Just now.

What the...

Hey. Hey, man.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah.

Two guys in black.

They took someone.

Ah, let me guess who.

- Sameer?

- Yeah.

How'd you know?

Man, how'd he get by us?

Is there like a back road

or something?

Well, let's go. Come on.

All right.

So, where we gonna go?

I mean, there's no car

to follow, so...

Carl usually takes people

to this factory,

so I think

we should try there first.

Hey, man, you sure you want to

come with us?

All right.

No, it's my dad.

He's giving me a bunch

of crap about my jacket.

Yeah, the blue one.

No, I know.

It's my favorite one.

Hey, I got to go. All right.

Bye.

Hey, there, sunshine.

Welcome back.

Why does everybody do that?

You're tied up.

We're standing right in front

of you.

What's all the struggling about?

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