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I had told you my name is Naanu (Me)

Why should I keep the

name like Rama or Krishna?

My name is Naanu

I am me(Naanu)

ls Naanu a small boy?

Is that small boy in love with Rathi?

That's where the

thrill of the story lies

I swear on my mom, it is indeed

that small boy who is loving this Rathi

Think how is it possible?

It's not enough for body alone to grow

knowledge should also be grown

Brother, why were you

caught up with him?

He will elaborate the 2 minute

story of a 2 hour movie in 2 days

He is telling the 20 years back story

when Naanu was a small boy

How is the opening thrill?

Where the hell has he gone?

Pick him up - Oh gosh!

What did you say?

Where is Naanu?

I won't leave you

Where is Naanu?

K 1

There is nothing tastier than the salt!

Those who agree this are not foolish!

I don't have the parents

Here I am everything for myself

k 1

I've thousand desires!

This earth is my foot ball!

I am a diamond for myself

I am a hitball to the enemies

I won't bow down to anyone

I won't bow down to anyone

lam a fire ball!

k 1

It's only after my birth

The hundred corer gods have born

It's only after I opened the eyes

The sun and the moon have born

There is nothing without me!

There is nothing without me!

And only if I am here!

k 1

What, has that Naanu died?

-His body will be in pieces now

Even corporation won't

come to touch his body

By now dogs and foxes

would have ate his body

Even dogs and foxes would

feel dirty to touch him

He is that much a worst fellow

Why are you so raged against him?

What mistake that has he done?

If one starts telling his dirty deeds

even the mountain will blast into pieces

He is such a nonsense fellow,

loafer, sinner, dirty fellow

Yes I am a worst fellow, sinner,

loafer, evildoer, third class fellow

What is now for that?

What have you to do for that?

- Haven't you ever done

a mistake? -No brother

No brother I haven't done

anyihing wrong, please leave me

What, haven't you done

anyihing wrong ever?

Haven't done anything wrong!

Come here - Leave me

Do you consider yourself as

the lord Sri Ramachandra ofthis area?

- Leave me

-Come here

Look there, Lord Ganesha

the god with elephant head

The elephant god, Lord Vinayaka

Swear on this God that

you have never done a mistake

I will prostrate before you

Otherwise you've to act

according to my writs

Touch, Swear, Touch

This is a very powerful God

See he has lost his leg for lying

See he has became an insane

Touch it, Swear

I lost my leg by

swearing on Lord Ganesha

Brother, are these all necessary?

I have done small mistakes

-Have you? Small mistakes

You have done a big mistake

You are also a scoundrel

Everybody is dirty

- I declare it. Others don't,

that's all -No

Take the money out

- No

You made this money by cheating others

- Keep this 10 rupees

-Oh gosh!

You scoundrel, Let this

sinned money be with this sinner

I will spend this for sinful deeds

Yes brother, he used to

extort money from the people

He used to work with everyone by

claiming himself as a dirty and sinner

Once he fully boozed in our bar

I asked him the money, is it wrong?

Yes it is wrong

First of all it's wrong

to open a arrack shop

Despite spoiling us by selling drinks

you are asking for money

Do we need to spoil by giving money

after spoiling ourselves by drinking?

If Mahatma Gandhi were to be alive

today, he would have fired you

So many people have came to

the streets by drinking in your shop

Today you stay in the street

Scoundrel

He is asking for money

Nobody is waiting

for me in my house

Don't you have sympathy on your son?

Don't you love your son?

What is the time now?

What is the time now? -12'o clock

Don't you feel tense that your son

has not yet reached till 12'o clock?

Y0uv've switched off the lights

ate like the bulls

...and slept like the dead bodies

lam the one who'll fulfill

your death rituals

Only I would do it

Don't you love your son?

I feel ashamed to

call you mom and dad

I have some work in the morning

Wake me up early

- Take it

-Mat!

I will sleep inside

You sleep on the mat

- Seems mom, dad

-Sinful deeds!

- Sinful deeds!

- We can't do anyihing

Are you his father?

Everybody in this town

are his father and mother

He would go to the house of his choice

and make merry over there

Soon after waking up in the morning...

Damn!

Is this a tiffin?

I rarely come here

But you have

deliberately added salt in this

Not like that!

- Not like that!

I will smash your face

You will go to the hell if you

can't give the tiffin to your son

Time and again

you are saying as father and son

We have grown our son very good

ls he your son?

I came here after hard toils but

you claim this fatso to be your son

You are a loafer father, a rogue, a sick

See, you will be destroyed for

troubling hard working people like us

Hard working!

Do you work hard?

-No -lt's farmers who work hard

Farmers grow rice by hard work

Someone brings that to

the store by hard working

People buy it by working hard

What the hell would you

do in between? Seems hard working!

You are enjoying quietly

in your father earned property

- This fat fellow will enjoy

your property - Oh gosh!

You fat fellow

You scoundrel!

Our country does not

need fat fellows like him

We need people like Vishweshwarayya

who studied under the street light

Not fat fellows

like these for India

You fatso, dirty fellow, loafer!

First of all it's wrong for a

son to enjoy his father's money

If I were to become a PM I'll ban

which allows father's property to son

I will do such that

father's property doesn't go to son

Only then people like you won't

make properties for four generations

Everybody will be equal

You fat fellow!

Iam also your son like him, mind it

Why can't I become your son?

Bloody this fellow has become a rice

bag by eating all the rice in the store

Four families can eat his one time's meal

Father he has come!

Mother it's my dress!

My necklace, my glass!

My glass, my dress

You stupid, Mind you there is

nothing for anyone in this world

You can't even take your

body with you when you die

Seems my dress!

Fantastic hair style

You scrap go away

Stupid laughing at me

Oh gosh!

-Look at that crazy fellow

Why are you looking at me like that?

- What

Are you asking me the same?

It's my wish I can wear and roam

Who the hell are you to ask me?

You too have a desire to wear like this

You live for the people

but I live for myself

That's all the difference, go away

I will chop you if you

laugh at me, What do you think of me?

You enjoy it when shown on MTV or Zee TV

but you laugh at me if I wear the same

They are laughing

Where has my filter bidi gone?

Hey Kathri Rama- Greetings!

- Look how they are laughing at me?

They don't have a taste?

Look how is this dress?

That is...

- Tell me how is it?

It looks strange!

- You too don't have a taste

Look at this one, it's nice -It's out of

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