Upendra Page #3

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fashion, throw it, why keeping all this?

Brother see this lover dress

Lover dress! Ok keep it

I will wear it when I make love

- Look there

-Look at this piece

Don't call it a piece it's a latest fashion

That aunty looks excellent!-Yes!

Look at that aunty

What a make up, what a structure!

Let's play Kabadi for 5 minutes

- Leave me

Leave me - Why do you behave like that?

Haven't you ever played the Kabadi?

I will just finish in 2 minutes

- Leave me -Why do you behave

like that? -I won't eat you

I dared to catch you

because I liked your figure

What do you think of me?

Look at this

Don't spoil my mood by showing that

You stupid! Being a married woman

why do you roam like this?

You wear a simple

night dress before your husband

But here you wear

to arouse the onlookers

Why, Why tell me?

You want everyone to look at you

You want everyone to like you

What can I do?

I liked you and came to catch you

Come, just for 2 minutes

Don't lie, you too have the desire

Come just for 2 minutes

You are crossing your limits

Girls are unable to roam freely

What do you think of yourself?

Damn! Look there

You mean girls!

You stupid, everyone here desire for her

but nobody claim it openly but I do

Yes I am a womaniser,

a dilly fellow, a worst fellow so what?

I liked her and I want her

He would tease all women like this

I can't believe you

I am a big rowdy here

even I am scared of police and law

How could he do that?

Haven't you gone to the police?

Look at that lawyer,

he is Naanu's friend

He would keep anticipatory

bail always with him, he is a rogue

He would give that to police

whenever they come to arrest him

Nobody was unable to arrest him

But Sridhar managed to get him arrested

But they vacated their house

after he came out within 10 days

What did he do?

That Sridhar's wife is so good,

she is so pure, but that Naanu...

I feel sorry for you

When does your husband go? He leaves for

office at 8'0 clock in the morning

And returns at 8'0 clock in the evening

Untill then you live like a

dead body between these 4 walls

Look how beautiful this world is..

Look at the sky, look that crow

is flying, look at the light post

Have you seen all these?

Come out I'll show you many things

After all what is your age?

36 years, 40

But you are still like an apple

Do you know how long your

youth will stay? 5 years or 10 years

How many days are

there in a year? 365 days

3650 days for ten years, that's all

You will lose your youth

within this 3650 days, think about it

Look now

Look at this bottle

Look it has broken

It was there before one minute

but now it has broken

That's all our life

We shouldn't bother for the past

Do you know what Kunthi

and Krishna did in Mahabharatha?

Everybody is just like that

Our life will break like this bottle,

think about it

Be courageous

Nobody is looking a us

You can't deserve a man like me

Don't be scared, open the door

Pray to the Lord Krishna,

nothing will happen

Girls shouldn't cry in this era

Yes I am a sinner,

dilly fellow, worst fellow

Others don't claim it but I do,

that's all the difference

What is your mother's age?

36 years, you are 16

If she has that much lust,

what about you?

There is nothing good

and bad in this world

Everybody thinks in their own view point

You should not cry like this

Both India and Pakistan have bombs

We may die tomorrow if bombed

Our life is not in our hands

So, don't cry. Be happy

in this MTV and Zee TV era

Come, I will show you the

good heaven in this bad hell

Do fairn and good deeds

prevail in this world?

I will chop him, I will chop

his limbs if he comes here

Who is that?

- He is Naanu

Oh gosh! Run

Seena, why are you going scared?

Stop, I will come

Show your feet

- Why, what happened?

Why, what happened?

- Show your feet, Oh gosh!

Show your feet

-What happened?

Where are you dear?

-Why? What happened?

I want to clean my cruel deeds

by prostrating before you

I had seen so many people

but not a strange one like this

Dilly fellow, loafer, sinner, he had

chopped off 4 people in front of me

How come you love him?

Only you have remained

till now, to scold me

He has not murdered,

they are all his friends

By now he might be

drinking with them somewhere

He often does these tricks

to dupe the people

Let it be, everybody hates him

He lives by cheating others...

...and you are like a beautiful deer

how did love started between you two?

I will tell you, Look there

He is my father Subbashastri

You are a sinner

A great sinner

You give sacred water to everyone

in the town, now drink my sacred water

For what mistake of mine

that you are troubling me like this?

First of all it's wrong

for you to be with the God

The God itself is the

world's biggest mistake

People come after doing cruel deeds.

...but you create the illusion that they

are clean by giving your sacred water

They will come again

committing more misdeeds

You are the creator of the sinners

This sacred water is better than yours

This will remove the filter

between the tongue and the soul

Everything inside will come out

This is the God according to me

Oh God! Drink it

It's good, better than

that sacred water, Drink it

Come tomorrow I will

give you the 'Prasadam'

Go

I feel trembling

Oh gosh! Father what happened?

That Naanu made me

drink the sacred water

I was sewing sacred water to all,

but he mad me drink the sacred water

Are you a human being?

Are you humane?

Why did you make

my father drink that difly water?

Daughter of the priest

Has your father has

come from the heaven?

You mean, only he alone is perfect

and the rest are dirty fellows?

I am the dirty, loafer, sinner, so what?

Are you a very good person?

Haven't you ever done a misdeed?

Come here

Swear on this Lord Ganesha that

you haven't ever done any misdeed

I will prostrate before you, swear!

Swear it, it's a very powerful Ganesha

Your limbs will be paralysed if you lie

Look some bad thoughts might have come

but I have never done a misdeed

I swear on this Ganesha

I have never done a misdeed

Oh my girl! Do girls like you

still prevail in this country?

Give the xerox copy of your feet I'll

pray it daily - What are you doing?

Not a misdeed at this age!

Show me your feet - Oh gosh!

No more cover up

He made me drink liquor in front of public

Why should I drink by covering up?

- Father! -Shut up

Who is your father?

I have links with

Pancha Rangamma and the ministers

Do you call me father?

See, see!

Do you know why this get up?

For you only

For someone to come to

marry this Shastrfs daughter...

...and tie the knot without dowry

To reduce the worries about you

lfl had a son instead of you...

...would have worn coat and suit...

...and roamed with joy

while enjoying the booze

But it's due to my cruel

deeds that you were born to me

Only that God has

given me this knowledge

Hadn't the Lord

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