Upendra Page #4

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Krishna done the mistake?

Hadn't the Lord Rama

done the mistake? -Yes he had

Hadn't the Indra done the mistake?

Did you see? Did you see the

miracle of my sacred water?

Do you know the truth?

That's why everybody should drink

I used to think when I drink...

...how beautiful it would be if everyone

float with joy while boozing

Then there will be no communal violence

No Politics, no quarrel between

mother in law and daughter in law

Everybody will be enjoying joyously

How good our country will be then?

If I ever become the PM of this country

never mind getting loan from the IMF

I will make arrangements to supply wine

to every house through the tap

I don't know at which inauspicious time

I was born to my parents

There is a filter between here and here

I have born without that

That's why everylhing comes naturally

It's all the dilly here

Your poor father told all

the truth after drinking

That's why you feel sad

Everybody will feel sad if the

truth is told, and tears in the eyes

People feel sad about me

because I speak the truth

I am a worst fellow, dilly fellow

You are still not matured, a small girl

You have not yet seen this world properly

See the world wearing this cooling glass

Then you will know the real world

Something has happened!

k 1

Only useless stuff!

For MTV Subbulakshmi

Only useless stuff, only useless stuff

For Zee TV Madhegowda

Only useless stuff, only useless stuff

Without the censor...

Show everything...

The servant who works like a channel V

I am a servant!

k 1

The servant who works like a channel V

I am a servant!

k 1

Why he is constantly

coming in my memory?

I am unable to control

You are not loving him

No, you are loving him,

You are doing, you are doing

She cover up for the husband

And 'bay watch' for the friend

He is 'top ten' in the house

And 'fountain' in the bar

Super show for outside

And horror show inside

This is the midnight spice dear!

k 1

BPL O0 Ia Ia!

Will you come to 'Khandala'?

Sun TV's your choice!

Lovely scenes in the eyes!

The city channel!

Lovely tunes!

lam the Mr. Udhaya TV!

k 1

See there, both blind couple are in love

Why do you go away when

I come close to you?

Just to avoid both of us coming closer

To make you sit there

Love me

Don't be funny

Can't you understand if said once?

Love me from there itself

Love me

You are there and I am here

how can we be romantic?

Look at them, how they are loving?

Do you want to love like that?

That's not love, it's T If you ask for TT instead of love

I would have agreed even to that

- What do you mean by TT?

-To fulfill the lust

You got tense for just saying this

What if it had really happened?

ls it necessary for you?

Those guys don't know what is love

See how they are stretching by hugging

Dilly fellows!

After reaching their adolescence...

...make love wherever

they find a little space

Damn! They are not ashamed

to love in the park

They even make love even

in the Maruthi 800 car

They claim love

They roam doing this

by claiming it as pure love

I have already done

this kind of love several times

I have enjoyed this

for a mere 300 to 500 rupees

That is not the love at all

My love with you is

not the English love, mind you

It's pure Kannada love,

adoration, affection

Affection is the essence of life

Look, love means above this

Nothing below this can be love

Tell me frankly, do you want

that kind of love? I am ready

I am ready for that right now

Do you need that?

Oh gosh! ls it wrong to say that

I will sleep and sit beside you..

...and you are lecturing me?

I am not a third class student

I can understand all this

You are not really loving me

You are just acting like that

Am I not loving you?

Can I prove it?

Prove it, how can you do it

Turn, Turn that side

Oh gosh! What are you doing?

What? ls he dead?

He is not, he stayed in

the hospital for two and half months

Then only our love bosomed further

You said he attempted to

kill himself for love..

...and you came to me

in the midnight for him

Your love is so deep,

then what is the problem?

Haven't you got him yet?

- Whose invitation is this?

-He is going to marry that Keeithi

Brother! What happened?

He is after Keerthi now

Don't tell anything about him

Keeflhi! Who is that Keeflhi?

Do you know who am I?

How dare you talk

like this despite knowing?

Just do what I say

No ministers and all here

Keep the phone you scoundrel

- Madam Nagappa has come

I mean that matter -Wait for sometime

Naidu, Who is the PA

ofthat excise minister?

He is Ramkumar

Call him over phone - Ok

- What is it?

- Madam, this file...

Take it madam

- Mother, something came up. -Dear,

why do you come like a rocket?

He is my son

Dada Singh and all

should be sidelined before him

Oh gosh, he looks so handsome!

You boast me later

there is an urgent matter

- What is that?

-Come close

Madam he is that man

Madam forgive me

I won't do it again

Madam what are you doing?

No!

Oh gosh?

-Don't do that

Oh gosh! What have you done?

We could have inquired him

But you have killed him

Shut your mouth. Before you finish the

inquiry we might've been robbed

That Keerthi is our property...

...he tried to kidnap her

What are you doing then?

What was your depaflment doing then?

Was it looking after donkeys?

It is the lesson for everyone who dare

to keep eye on our Keeflhi. Understood

Throw it on the road

Take this, you did the murder

Take him away, arrest him

- Madam - Go, I will

get you released - Ok

- Go

-Come

It would've been good if we

murdered him before Keeflhi

She is scared of blood

You tell her about this later

Where is Keeflhi now?

K 1

Oh 2000 A.D. lady!

Ultra modem!

Every weekend in the dating beach!

Full western!

Driving is the common

Jam in the high speed!

The girl with a ditching hobby!

k 1

If the body is like a software!

The heart will be like a hardware

Be careful!

Computer is in the brain

It's a graphical eye 0k!

She might be the cloning of an angel

Oh beautiful!

A soul without the scanning!

What a wonder!

k 1

ls it a sacred song

of the back street boys?

ls it the sacred dish of Pizza, burger?

Free lunch!

In the Revlon perfume body!

In the after 6 dicotheque

Dance, dance!

A butterfly after the puffing!

Hail the Mother India like her!

k 1

What are you doing here? I searched

for you everywhere, you know?

Sitting here, what are you thinking?

I was thinking about that Keeflhi

I was just thinking about my

life style, ifl get that Keerthi

I was thinking how happy I would be

Why? Why the tears in your eyes?

I may be marrying her

but I am not loving her, I hate her

lam loving you only

Have you gone mad? How can

you love me and marry her?

Why? Why not?

According to me love

and marriage are different

Lovers are unable to marry

and married can't love

I have never ever lied

I can swear on any God if you tell

I love you only

I haven't hated anybody

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