Urge

Neil, we all want this

sale to happen, but these terms,

well they're just

not going to work.

Your original offer

was, for lack of a

better term, ridiculous,

and this is even worse.

Now Neil, you can't

just grind and grind

and grind until

you get everything

you want, changing

the bid every time.

There has to be some

decency, now I suggest...

Sorry, new toy.

Can't keep my hands off it.

Come here, look inside.

Perfect scale.

See that cigarette lighter?

Functional.

If you happen to

smoke tiny cigarettes.

I only mention this

because I've got

the real one about

to land upstairs.

By now my friends have

just gotten to the roof.

We're heading off

to eastman island

for the weekend,

kind of a reunion.

No offense, but could we...

Move things the f*** along?

Yo ho ho!

- What?!

- What?!

What's up, dude!

Oh my God,

look who it is.

Oh!

So he's invited

you two as well, huh?

Yeah, what's that

supposed to mean?

- Nothing, come here.

- How you doing, babe?

I'm good, how are you?

Good, good.

- Hey!

- Hey!

Does anybody have any

idea why we're up here?

You can't just leave,

Neil, you have to

address the issues of this deal.

Look Gerald, I'm

gonna call you Jerry.

Jerry, from where

I'm sitting you don't

seem happy, you seem

downright stressed.

Stressed would be

an understatement.

Wouldn't you agree that we have

a massive problem here?

No, I mean I could see

that you may have a problem.

The closest thing i

have to a problem is

whether or not i

can get to the roof

before my chopper touches down.

I don't like to keep

the rotors running.

This is insane, this

is not the way it's done,

this is not the

way I do business.

Who the f*** cares

how you do business?

This isn't a negotiation,

it's a fire sale,

a fire that you and your

pals here f***ing started.

So give up whatever

best case scenario

you walked in here with,

take a deep breath,

swallow hard, and

accept your new reality.

This deal is

not going through.

We both know you're

only putting on

this little show

for your underlings.

No offense.

I really do have

to get out of here.

Great, well let's

close this baby

before you guys

run out of money.

It's not all

about money, you know?

You have to be able to apply

your mind and your body.

God, there's nothing worse than

a self-righteous former fatty.

Whoa, whoa, vick fat?

No way!

- Yeah, cheers for that.

- What?

I used to be a tad

husky in college.

Ha, husky?

Yeah, whatever says

48 cargo short.

Okay, you know what, go easy on

my man because I'm gonna

tell you right now

your body's banging.

- But yeah, you're good now.

- Rock hard stomach.

- What, have you finished?

- All right, I'm done, I'm sorry.

So what about Jason,

is he coming as well?

- No, uninvited.

- What?

The droid has put an end to Neil

subsidizing Jason's

rock star lifestyle.

Who's the droid?

Well now we have

something to celebrate.

Neil, I don't know, is it really

necessary that I go this weekend?

It has zero to do

with work and I have

zero desire to hang

out with your friends.

This weekend's gonna be epic.

Epic as in I'll

have to contend

with Jason's antics all weekend?

I did not even invite Jason.

I knew that would

make you happy.

- You're not gonna give up.

- No.

Okay, well do not expect me to

cut loose with your

bridge and tunnel friends.

There you go,

that's the spirit.

Sort of.

- Oh, he's there, yeah?

- That's him.

Hello, my friends.

Hello.

Victor old boy.

Looking a little doughy,

did you stop working out?

- Hey, babe.

- Don't call me babe.

You want me to take that?

Entirely unnecessary.

The droid, right?

I get it.

I told you this

was a horrible idea.

Anyway, now if

you wanna ride back

with me to the city,

we gotta leave 6 am

Monday morning 'cause i

gotta be back to work.

Otherwise, the only

way off the island

is the ferry and it's

always a mob scene.

You guys, I guarantee you all a

weekend you will never forget.

Are you kidding me?!

Oh, of course Jason is already

here having amazing looking sex.

Bravo!

You said he wasn't coming.

Well, I said he wasn't invited,

but you know Jason,

he does what he wants.

It's completely

out of my control.

Oh right, like you would put

anything out of your control.

Welcome to eastman island.

God I'm happy to see you guys.

You must be starving.

This has probably

got all dairy, right?

Hey pastry face,

can you give me

a little room to grab some food,

Vick and I, we gave

up wheat and dairy

and that literally

changed our lives.

We can do this.

We just have to stay clear

of temptation, all right?

I for one am gonna

be smashing it

in the well appointed

and completely

unused gym that Neil

probably has somewhere.

Sh*t man, what, is it cheat day?

Come on,

you're only cheating yourself

if you don't eat what you want.

You know I hate

when people flaunt

abnormally good genetics.

God I missed you idiots!

Everyone put down their plate,

I got one more surprise.

Ready?

Come with me, let's go.

Especially you.

Come on.

Okay, stop.

Okay, Neil, I wanted to show you

how much I appreciate you being

there for me all these years.

I know you said

that I should take

my art seriously and go big.

Well, I give you big.

Wow.

Yeah.

Well that's going to

affect the resale value.

Probably won't get a dollar over

20 million for this dump.

The struggle?

I love it.

It's killer.

Thank you, brother.

In fact, in honor of

this, and you guys all

being here, it's time to

crack open the macallan.

Neil, not the bottle

from the auction.

It's 62 years old.

Exactly.

What a better time than

now to break it open.

62 year old macallan?

That's gotta be

pretty pricey I'd say.

65k?

75?

100?

It's...

- Jason.

- Yeah.

Did you by any chance get the

inspiration to open my scarce

and ridiculously expensive

bottle of scotch?

Dude, seriously,

i had no idea.

Who spends that much

money on booze, right?

That is scandalous,

even for you.

You are such an a**hole.

You did not mix

macallan with coke.

If you mixed

$100,000's worth of the

world's finest scotch

with a can of coke,

I can never ever know about it.

Get your big eyes off

my girl, you massive perv.

What, oh.

Did you save her family's

life, grabbed them out

of a burning building

or something?

She is so above your pay grade.

Speaking of pay

grade, are you still

in that fixed income

desk at merrill?

You can't be far off, what,

five figures now is it?

All right, just

so you guys know,

this isn't gonna

be another weekend

where I play punching

bag to a whole

bunch of over-privileged

one percenters.

I was genuinely, as a

friend, sincerely asking if

her family was ever in danger

and if their lives

were at stake and

you happened to be

there to save them.

Because you plus that

girl makes zero sense.

Why is that?

'Cause she's a nine foot

tall beauty monster?

You could all learn

a lot from me boys,

I know exactly how to

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