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handle a girl like that.

Yeah, by playing off

your British accent even

though you moved here

when you were 13.

Never let them think

they are doing you a favor.

She'd never admit it,

but she knows it.

She loves it.

I think you need to sign Danny

up for your dating class, vick.

Actually I'm off

women right now.

It's exhausting.

Think about it, you

obsess about meeting them.

Then once you meet

them, then you obsess

about taking them

out, and then once

you take them out,

then you start

obsessing about

having sex with them.

Then once you get them into bed,

that's when you start

obsessing about other women.

I don't have time for that.

Stop obsessing,

drains the moment.

give up what you

want is the moment

you find what

you're looking for.

Oh my friend, if

only that advice

worked in the real world.

We'd all be oversexed and

under-stressed like you.

Granted, no skyscrapers

would've ever been built.

There'd be no velcro.

Children would still

be dying of polio.

So what, the world

doesn't need dreamers?

Yeah, dreaming's great,

but doing

is the only thing that matters.

I'm talking about

accomplishment.

Being able to say i

did that or I own that.

Why?

To impress women.

Man's unrequited desire to sleep

with beautiful women is a

linchpin of a thriving society.

Have you put your

linchpin in the droid yet?

You know me.

So you two are... together?

That part's complicated.

You guys get that.

We love you, but Sigmund Freud

on an ounce of coke couldn't

understand you and the droid.

Hey, what are you doing?

Putting my stuff away.

I don't want

anything to wrinkle.

Could you at least

stay in my room?

Please don't start.

You know that's not happening.

- I just thought...

- what did you think?

I work for you.

How would it look if i

were to stay in your room?

It would look a lot

better than if you didn't.

Yeah, for you.

Theresa, they know

I'm crazy about you, okay?

They just don't know

about our arrangement.

Oh my God,

do not say "arrangement."

I'm am not a geisha!

I'm sorry, I have

a very large bed,

I will stay on my side,

you stay on yours.

I will be a very

good boy, I promise.

Please.

Fine.

We will share a bed.

happy?

Yes, I am f***ing ecstatic.

Great.

I'll take care of your stuff.

I'd like you to go up

and get a drink

and try to pretend that

you don't hate everyone.

- Fine.

- Thank you.

- Do not...

- wrinkle anything.

I know.

Wow, a line huh?

Eastman finally got

a civilized club.

Hey, we'd like

two tables please.

Is there a vip hostess

or somebody we can talk to?

No there's not.

"No there's not", okay.

Neil, Neil, Neil!

Is this guy kidding me?

Yeah, good

talking, good talking.

All right, hey brother.

Sorry about my friend, he's a

little rough around the edges.

New money?

Yeah, super new.

All right, look,

there's rules okay?

If you get chosen, you can

have anything you want.

Are they serious?

All right.

Thank you, brother.

You don't call me brother.

Whoa, this place is...

This place is awesome.

We'd like two tables please.

Are you sure you're

ready for all this?

Yes, I believe we are.

Do you have any?

Any what? Any coke?

I can get you so much coke.

What just happened?

Will you have me?

This is crazy,

what is everyone on, ecstasy?

K, special k?

Mdma? Same thing

actually ain't they?

My God you're an old man.

We are going to get into

so much trouble tonight.

I have a feeling that

tonight is going to be epic.

Oh, this is really something!

This is all too much.

Hello, little ones.

Hello.

Yes, it's that kind of show.

We speechless?

Bewildered, overwhelmed?

Oh how I look

forward to falling in

love with you,

staring deeply into your eyes.

I can't wait to

show our secrets.

Our hopes and dreams and then

blissfully die in your arms.

But all that will have to wait.

We just have too

much to show you.

So much, so much.

Now I know you are

not ready for this,

but I know she is very

ready for all of you.

Let me introduce you to our very

own angel, xiomara!

I mean okay.

You guys, I'm turned on

and freaked out

at the same time,

but please tell me we're doing

whatever it is everybody

else here is on.

Oh, baby, I assure you,

we're gonna make this happen.

Do we really wanna do this?

Yes, we are so doing this.

I don't know if it's

Molly or mushrooms

or f***ing pharmaceutical

rhino horn, this is happening.

You, come with me.

- Me?

- Now.

Come, don't come, I don't care.

Hey, go, go!

Oh, I'm going alone.

I mean what else is new.

All right, lead the way,

take me to the lion's den.

Bring me something 100

years old this time.

You are going to be

introduced to the man.

Oh, you mean the drug dealer.

Please, try not

to be so exhausting.

Here's the deal,

you're meeting the man,

show respect,

get respect, got it?

So do I pay you

the money, or...

what did I just say?

You aren't even inside yet,

you're already being

a pain in the ass.

Don't say anything stupid.

- Yup, okay, got it, got it.

- Got it?

Welcome, Jason.

We've been expecting you.

So what are we thinking, Jason?

What are we thinking?

I can tell you what

i was thinking.

I was thinking about

scoring some party favors.

Now I'm not so sure.

Tell me what you

think you know.

Well, honestly,

everyone out there's

partying like it's

the end of the world,

so I assume mghb, dmt, mollies,

and pharmaceutical cocaine

or some combo of all that.

Exactly,

it's nothing like that.

Well what I think

you're looking for

is something they call urge

and it's new and from

what I hear it's very...

...very different.

Could you be more obscure?

Imagine a key that unlocks that

which is most hidden.

Uninhibited by modern anxieties.

Imagine being truly you.

For just one moment.

A perfect creation.

Wow, you can be more obscure.

You are so irreverent.

No wonder the local girls

from town are smitten with you.

Oh, my dear boy, you will find

out that I know quite a lot.

Look, can I get the

stuff from you or not?

Please, Jason,

please don't be so common.

Come now,

you are better than that.

Have you ever

noticed how different

you are from all

your other friends?

Have you ever

noticed how the worst

part of buying drugs

is having to listen

to dealers who think

they're fascinating?

Look man, I'm just here

to have a good time.

A good time.

Now there's a concept.

Listen, it's not that

I'm not enjoying this.

It's that I'm really

not enjoying this.

To be the libertine.

The artist,

speaking of which,

did you ever tell your friend, Neal,

that you hired local talent for the mural?

What?

Look man, I stenciled

everything, I just...

shh, shh, shh,

shh, shh, easy breasy.

It's just gonna be

our little secret.

Between you and me.

Know what

Norman mailer said, hmm?

"Good artists copy,

great artists steal."

Hey, man, that's my work.

Of course it is.

And what do you think I do here

at volcano, I create,

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