Ursul Page #6

We would have gotten money

for a car.

What are you saying?

Let them shoot him?

Are you crazy?

What did you vote for?

Never mind.

I was just saying.

F*** you. That's why you didn't let me

get in the car with Aurel.

You were afraid that...

That what, Cecilia?

I saw you around the bear cage...

talking to that loser.

Hey, guys!

Let's stop fighting.

Mr. Marcel, get a monkey wrench.

Else we'll be here 'till tomorrow.

You stay out of this, OK?

You and the other thief.

You're new at the circus,

you don't know what it's about.

Mrs. Cici, I was nice to you.

Don't call me a thief.

I haven't gotten paid

in three months either.

I struggle. I get under the car

to save the bear and this one here calls me a thief.

Don't call me 'this one'!

F*** you all!

Money is all you're thinking about.

Get lost.

Mrs. Cici. I respect you as an artist.

As a man, a woman who ran

from one man to another...

Mr. Marcel, please get me some pliers,

something to tighten this hub

before we lose the idler wheel.

- Guys, do you have a monkey wrench?

- My dad has one.

- Can I borough it for a little while?

- No. It's my fathers', not mine.

- Where is your father?

- He's not at home. He's sleeping.

- Can't you get it for me?

- What's in it for me?

Cecilia... get me my tuxedo

and top hat.

Hold it up, woman.

What are you staring at'?

Pour some water for the German to wash,

to sober him up.

Come on, Fritz!

Wash up, drink your coffee and let's go.

- We have a bear to shoot.

- Ja, ja..

- Why did you stop?

- What happened?

Platellini, I'm going back home.

F*** the bear.

I haven't paid my rent in three months

and I'm chasing dead bears.

- Shorty, let's go.

- I'm not going.

Such a huge man,

and no heart.

- We can't leave the Bachelor alone.

- Can't we?

Shorty, we can't find him.

I'd like to.

Can't you see we're wandering...

What if they shot the bear

and we're running around like idiots?

Yeah. What if they shot the bear

and took the Fritz's money?

We won't get paid

because we were against it.

- No, no... No way.

- Yes way.

The bear belonged to the circus.

The money for the bear

belongs to the circus, too.

They have to pay our salaries.

I won't take no money

if they killed the bear.

Democratically, just like that.

From now on, we are free

to decide our own fate.

Those kids didn't die in the revolution

for nothing.

All right, Shorty, we'll take the money for you.

Right, Flyer'?

- We're kidding. We'll be back...

- You jerks.

Come on, hurry!

Let's go, here is the helmet.

Look how gentle he is.

I'm sorry he'll get shoot

not knowing what's going on.

Are you crazy, Panduru?

Have you gone crazy like them?

What if he goes to the police

and tells them we stole the bear?

Who, that crook?

He went to sell the cage for scrap metal.

Screw him.

Good riddance.

I left my cap in his car.

- Great, isn't it?

- Yes...

We have a rope,

we make a knot. See?

Wow look at that!

That's it. Dead.

I paid 3,000 marks for it.

3,000 marks down the drain.

Let's walk.

Maybe we still have a chance.

We have to find them.

They must be around here, somewhere.

I say we ask the people

at the wedding.

Maybe they've seen the cab.

Who, them? Look at them.

They're drunk.

You can't rely on what they're saying.

Let's go where the bear men said.

- OK. Whatever you say.

- Let's go!

I'm not going anywhere.

F*** the bear.

Stop, we're here!

Whistle at them.

What the hell!

Man, they're so stupid!

Cars pass them by,

and they're listening to music.

- Single knot?

- Yes...

Marcel, did you hear that'?

Hear what?

- Quiet!

- Hear what? Music, a wedding.

- Let's make another...

- Yes...

Quiet!

Listen, someone is calling out.

Something about a cab...

- I don't know... a wedding

- And I hear whistling.

Stop, stop. Halt!

Hey Fritz, let's make you a hunter!

Right!

Fritz! 'attention!

Just like Stalingrad, man.

Empty the rifle into him, ok?

Listen up.

I'm taking the Fritz to break the bear's back

and I'm coming back for sarmale.

Let's go!

Do you know the one with the circus?

A guy passes in front of the circus

and sees a large note: hiring people.

He goes to the manager: "Hello!"

He says:
"Our monkey died."

'We have a show tonight... We need somebody

to put on the monkey fur."

He says:
"OK"...

Screw the car, leave it here.

Let's go already.

I feel my Martin close by.

Look at this guy's clothes.

I have never seen anything like it.

Look at that guy's colorful pants.

It's all patches,

I'll be damned!

Don't you have a recipient or something

to put some water in my radiator'?

If you give me your suits,

I'll fix your car, I'm an inventor.

I made an electric barbecue.

Haven't you seen a cab

with a bear in the back?

We're not bear people, are we?

I'm an inventor, and he is... handicapped.

Handicapped.

...and I shot the bear

Listen to that guy singing!

They shot my bear.

They just left.

They were here at the wedding.

They're so drunk I don't think

they can shoot anything.

They shot my bear!

How about selling the clothes?

Did you hear that'?

He's singing about our bear.

Marcel!

He starts to jump, to take tumbles,

and he lands into the lion's cage.

When in front of the lion,

he starts screaming:

"Help, help!

The lion is going to eat me!"

And the lion says:

Shut up, or they're going to fire both of us!"

Do you know anybody who can get

some fake eyelashes for my wife?

We're going to a wedding, and...

Are you insane?

That's what you're thinking about!

I danced with my honey,

I took all my money...

And the bear...

I'll walk.

Are you coming?

Go Cecilia. You've been meaning

to go back to him ever since this morning.

Wait, Mrs. Cici,

I'm coming with you.

I want to see Panduru's face

when we find the bear.

Wait a second.

Isn't that our German?

I danced with my honey,

I took all my money...

And I shoot the bear...

...and took care of you.

Hans, here we are.

There is the platform.

You go up there and bang-bang the bear.

OK?

OK, but first I have to go

to the toilet.

No toilet, you can get lost

around here.

- You come with me?

- Who, me? No...

I'll be busy counting money.

I'm going to the wedding.

You go up there and that's it.

You up there, me gone, go.

No, don't shoot.

Run!

Hold the bear!

I'll be damned.

Incredible.

He hasn't forgotten the number.

Come on, Shorty.

Did you see that'?

Martin rode the German's motor bike!

It's my motor bike!

And I can't find my money bag!

I told you that

nobody was going to die.

Panduru saved him!

Bravo, Martin.

Where were you?

Celi, Cecilia is here.

Cecilia, he didn't forget

the bike number.

Aurel!

He's fine, let's let him go!

He can't make it in the forest.

He can't survive.

He's not used to it, he's a circus bear.

This bear is going nowhere, get it?

I saved him, it's the bear of the circus.

I'm the circus, so it's my bear.

Panduru...

...your bear left.

Oh my God, I lost the money!

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