Ursul Page #5

I'm not driving my car

through the forest!

Look at us,

Cecilia is our boss.

- Watch your mouth.

- Come on already. Let's go.

- I found out where they went, so I decide.

- I think the boy at the gas station said...

Please, we need a brain here.

Not muscles.

Go over there

and we'll call you if we need to lift anything.

Stop picking at my brother, or we're leaving.

I'd like to see you manage

if you get into trouble.

Nobody's leaving!

We started together, we go on together.

I'll decide from now on.

I'm the most lucid.

We take the asphalt road

to the crossroad with Patarlagele.

If we're all going in the same direction

we stand no chance.

Cut the crap.

We're going straight ahead.

I am the deputy manager

since Panduru ran away with the bear.

I make the decisions.

I run this circus!

You run... my ass!

We do what we want.

We take the road to the forest.

The acrobats can stay if they want.

Platellini, what now?

Shorty?

I'm not leaving Bachelor alone.

I care about the bear.

So Shorty is the only one

who cares about the bear?

Well, then I'll just give up and leave, OK?

I'm not staying to get bossed around

by two brainless giants and

a former member of the secret police!

I don't care about the bear'?

Didn't I make my car available?

You only care about the well being

of your car.

You just went on

about the car all day.

If I only cared about the car

I wouldn't be here, OK?

And I could have really used

the money for the bear.

I haven't paid my car yet.

Cecilia...

If you want to go, go.

You're holding us back.

We'll fight

after we save the bear!

Now we're in a hurry.

We must split.

We must go in different directions.

Whoever wants to stay, stays.

But let's go already.

Are you going to walk?

I don't know if the godfather wants

to call out the gifts now.

I can't stay any longer

because of the German.

Forget it.

He's having a great time.

And...

Have you seen this?

Electric barbecue.

I don't need to put in any work.

I sit and drink and the pig

gets done all by itself...

You take that road,

and we take this one, OK?

- We let him go here?

- Yes. But how do we get him off?

That's not the problem.

How do we keep him here

until the German comes?

- Or is he here already?

- No, he's not. Relax.

Do you see that look-out platform?

If he came he'd be there.

But we must hurry anyway.

How do we get him off?

That's easy.

We pull the tarpaulin aside,

I open the cage door

and he runs to the woods.

What do you mean, open the door'?

We agreed the tamer would be here too,

not that we steal the bear.

- What was stolen?

- Shut up.

Your people should have sorted it out.

I won't risk my life

for the money I'm getting.

- What money?

- F*** the money.

Do you know how bears attack?

You just had to persuade

those clowns of yours.

If you open the door, I won't be here.

See the platform?

That's where I'll be.

Wait a minute.

If you stole the bear,

I'm going straight to the police.

Shut the f*** up,

or I'll beat the sh*t out of you.

You talked my head off all the way here,

and spent my money too.

We talked about 100,

now it's 500.

With 500 I could buy

this whole piece of junk.

Shut up!

Nobody's leaving.

Do you hear me? Nobody.

Not the car, not the bear,

not... what the f***...

I thought you were a little braver.

If you're afraid

of a poor circus bear...

I get you now.

A hunter, my ass...

Hey, watch your mouth.

I will set it free myself.

I asked how we were going to keep him here

until the German arrives.

The forest rangers put out

a veal carcass.

He'll stay put

if he's got the bait.

This bear is half dead.

He only eats bread and honey.

It'll be a miracle if he's still alive

when the German comes.

Veal carcass, my ass...

Did you see that, Panduru?

He feels the wilderness.

Come on, Martin!

Easy, boy...

Ciaca, I know you need the money...

We all do.

But I have never loved anybody

more than I love this bear.

And Cecilia...

When I saw him I remembered her...

When I see her, I remember the bear.

I'm all alone now.

If they shoot him...

I lost them both.

From the godfather a gift of 2,000 lei

and a gold necklace!

From the godfather a gift of 2,000 lei

and a gold necklace!

- Quiet! Has anybody seen the German?

- He went that way.

You got him drunk.

I cant find him anymore.

I don't know where he is.

An old gipsy woman took him to tell his fortune

I haven't seen him since.

But he was wasted.

- Did you see where he went'?

- I don't know.

He danced on the table

and then he went out.

To the beautiful bride...

- Have you seen the German?

- No. But look what I did...

Shove it.

- Have you seen the German around?

- No.

Oh man.

Stop! Get out of the way.

Mr. Hans!

Can you hear me? Mr. Hans!

Everybody, listen to me!

Whoever took the German...

Bring him back...or your family gets it!

Get it?

- He's behind the kitchen.

- Where?

- There in the back garden.

- In the kitchen? Why don't you say so.

Look at that.

Look at him.

Yo, Fritz!

- Wake up, man.

- Where am I?

- Me, Maradona!

- Maradona...

What? Coffee?

Somebody get him a coffee.

Come on up. We need to shoot the bear.

Up, up. Oh, brother.

Where is my rifle?

Bang bang. Where?

What'? The rifle?

There it is. You take it.

Slowly.

We should have stayed home.

The car broke down,

we didn't get the money for the bear...

Hey, wait a minute...

I think I hear an engine.

Now you're hearing car engines!

You should just start

the f***ing car.

Shut up.

- Did you see a cab with a cage in the back?

- I didn't see it, no.

I hear music... something.

It's not an engine.

Have you seen a bear

with a chain around his neck?

Bear? This guy

is pulling my leg.

- What bear, gipsy?

- My bear.

It's not your bear,

it's mine.

He's mine.

I have him from my father.

I've been going around with him

for ten years.

- Wait. What bear are you talking about'?

- The bear I dance with at weddings.

A car drove by

with some howling monster inside.

A male bear?

Male.

He escaped with the chain still on.

I got it.

You know why your bear

ran away?

He smelled my bear.

She's a female.

- Where did you see the cab? When?

- Half an hour ago. It went up the hill.

I told you to go that way.

Bear man! If you help me find my bear,

I will make you a circus artist!

I'm going to find my bear.

They're staring like

they've never seen cars before.

- Start the engine, please.

- No way. My engine's choking.

See this? I just bought it.

Then leave it

and we'll go on foot.

Look, it started.

Let's go!

You're nuts!

Ready?

- Hey, Panduru...

- Are you crazy or what?

- Is he on that side?

- No, he isn't.

Are you sure?

F*** you.

Give me the apple.

Panduru, are you crazy?

Do you want to send me to jail?

Panduru, man! Get yourself together.

F*** the money.

Don't do this to me, man!

I'm not staying anymore.

I'm going.

Is he on your side?

So what you voted against.

We should have let them shoot him.

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