Ursul Page #4

Marcel and Bachelor, stay here.

What about me?

OK!

- The administrative people, go out.

- Let's go.

Hello? Listen to me. Yeah...

Him? With the cab?

If we don't get organized,

we're f***ed.

Organize us like you organized Cici.

Quiet! I need to hear.

Say again.

They asked how they could get

from Buzau to Plescoi.

- They went to Plescoi.

- Buzau?

- Thank you very much.

- What a wanker.

Cecilia, I must find out where they took him.

They're going to kill him!

No, no...

This is not what we discussed.

No. We were supposed to use

the circus car

and leave my car here

until we get back.

Well, the circumstances have changed.

You said he was nearly dead.

That crook won't take

three people in the cabin

for fear the police

might pull him over.

I'll pay for the gas.

Fane, what the hell

was in that car'?

A zebra, a giraffe...

It wasn't your man,

he doesn't howl like that.

He does, f*** him.

The crane operator was here at six o'clock,

then the guy with the cab came...

The cab driver wouldn't accept the fare.

They fought and they finally agreed.

Cut the crap.

Where did they go?

- How about... we follow them?

- Yes, that's right.

What time did they leave?

It's important.

- What are we going with?

- With Ceaca's Passat.

He's been on my case all day

to get one for Cici, too.

I couldn't get rid of her.

You said it gets good mileage.

Wait a minute.

Panduru was alone.

So the guy in khakis

wasn't with him.

Why do we care

about the guy in khakis?

- Did the circus guys tell you when they left?

- Yes.

So?

The cab driver asked the crane driver

how to get from Buzau to Plescoi.

- OK. So?...

- So?...

- He said he didn't know.

- He's pulling our leg.

Call the cab company,

see if anyone has gone out of town.

Guys!

He was here with the cab at 6.

He took the bear...

He put it in at 8 or 9.

He can't be that far ahead.

He can't run with the bear

on his back.

Half an hour ago, there was a call from a guy

at the gas station outside Buzau...

He's going to Buzau

with a client and an animal.

Buzau? Animal?

Let's follow them.

If we left now,

we could catch up with them.

Let's get organized!

Guys, we have to be

very well organized!

Let your brother go with Ceacanica,

and you come with us.

- Right.

- We need strong guys.

Smooth talking might not help.

We need real strength.

- Do we have weapons?

- We had one during the revolution, but I turned it in.

- Shotguns...knives...anything...

- Your rusty knives.

Let's go already!

I handled the barbecue...

the brandy, the wine...

The Fritz is coming.

Hello!

- I am Maradona. Welcome to Romania.

- Maradona? Argentinian.

I don't speak Romanian.

Only German and a bit of English.

OK! English, germanski, no.

OK? English.

The bear... When can I shoot it'?

The bear. Bang bang.

- OK. I'll go now.

- Tonight?

Take good care of him.

He gave me 100 marks. Good boy.

If you treat him nice,

you get rich.

Thank you, herr Hans. You call, I come.

I come to get another 100 marks.

I don't understand anything.

Take care that he shoots something,

he talked about it the whole trip.

I'll take care of him

and his money.

- Go!

- We're going with this?

Come on!

Maradona, call me at my office

so I can come get him!

Happy hunting!

Hey, man!

What's up, man?

Are you roasting the lamb or what'?

It's coming along.

- Faster! Where are the piglets?

- Colgate is bringing them now.

Move faster.

Romina, bring some food for the Fritz.

He wants to go hunting right away.

Mr. German, we go later.

Now, we eat...drink...

Come! Let's see Romanian hospitality

at a gypsy wedding.

Quiet everybody!

This is Mr. Hans from Germany.

Let's hear it for him! Come on!

OK then! Drink, eat and make merry.

Come on.

- Who speaks German?

- I do.

I went to jail in Siberia

with a Fritz called Hans, just like this one.

Come here and tell him

that hunting is best done at nighttime.

Come on, sit down.

Sit down!

Sit down here and tell him.

Tarantino,

what's with the washing machine?

You just turn the skewer there.

Give me a break.

- How do you say bear in German?

- I don't understand anything

- Did he understand?

- He did.

Good! Pour him some more plum brandy,

to keep him here.

You know what we're doing now?

We're drinking and partying together.

Cheers.

Get lost, or I'll break your legs!

Comrades! If we don't split up,

we came with all these cars for nothing.

They were here!

Panduru must have been here

because the cab was here.

And there was a guy in khaki too.

I go to Plescoi with the Olcit.

You go to Nehoiu with the Passat

and you go to Dumbraveni with the motorcycle.

Why?

Have you seen a car with a beautiful bear

and a couple of bastards in it'?

So that was a bear

when you came out!

Man, he howled.

What was wrong with him?

Perhaps he was hungry

because they didn't feed him in the morning.

Shut up... you have no idea.

He hates the smell of fuel, poor thing.

Listen, have you heard them

say where they were going?

Haven't you heard anything?

Well there was a guy in khaki

who said they were going...

To Patarlagele?

Dumbraveni perhaps?

Where were they going?

- Nehoiu?

- Nehoiu.

- Nehoiu for sure?

- Nehoiu!

I don't know,

I was just pumping gas.

Let's move the cars.

People are waiting.

Come on! To Nehoiu...

We're going to Patarlagele, then Nehoiu

and then Dumbraveni. Alright?

Patarlagele, then Nehoiu and Dumbraveni.

Then we split up. OK?

Here, for your mother to play with.

What is this?

- Plum brandy.

- Plum brandy?

- Cheers!

- Cheers!

What is it?

That's the road

but my car can't do it.

I'll leave it here and the three of us

will take the cab.

OK, come on.

I'm not driving up these mountains!

This is not what we agreed on.

I'm not going either.

What? You rob us blind,

now you refuse to go on?

Aren't you sorry for the bear'?

We're trying to free him,

and now you're against it?

Well, the forest is right over here!

Let him go!

What? This is a hunting area.

It's full of hunters.

What if some Fritz shoots him

after we struggled to save him?

Romania is world-renowned

for its bears.

Then give me 200 more

and I'll take it wherever you want.

- No kidding? All I've got are 100 lei.

- 150?

Don't haggle.

I pumped gas, I did everything you said,

we stopped so that you could smoke...

OK, 100. Let's go,

my wife is giving birth soon.

Come on!

It's good.

This is the Romanian schnapps?

Romanian schnapps tzuica.

What the f***?...

Panduru... What is this?

What's with all the bears?

Have you seen the bear'?

Man, the bear escaped.

Don't just stand there!

Man, he can howl!

Get over here, woman!

Go after him!

Go get him!

There is no Dumbraveni on the map...

Guys, this isn't working.

Listen... we're going around in circles.

We must choose one of us to decide

We need a boss.

And you want to be it?

You haven't been a boss enough, right'?

I'm the boss now.

I decide. Marcel!

- Yes dear.

- We take the road to the forest.

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